Top Ten Most Pointless Songs of All Time
The Top Ten
And I was like baby baby baby
And I was like shut up shut up shut up NOO
Worst song in history yet 75% of the people at my school sing it 24/7. - Alpha101
PositronWildhawk! I shall never forgive you for this. That girlboy's face is now here for the duration...AND...we are invited to listen to the sample, if you please! Tsk! - Britgirl
I'm a girl and hate Justin. Not only does his songs stink, he's a horrible person! - tig13
Why? Why was this just plain obscene song written? - PositronWildhawk
Haha I'm not sure why some of these songs are on here? Some of them are quite entertaining so long as you don't listen to them too many times. although it was hard choosing between nicki and Justin when I detest them both and their songs.
I have a hard time believing that this song is meant to be taken seriously. It honestly sounds like a parody of something.
It's a perfect example of what can be passed on for "music" these days
Dear God, the pointlessness of this song actually HURTS me. - dureckl
Pointless. But baby isn't pointless! You can make fun of it! - istooduptoabully
Lol it's so funny I came across this! Just today me and my friends were making fun of it by singing "ITS FRIDAY, ITS FRIDAY, I DON'T CARE THAT ITS FRIDAY" - TheAlbinoWolf
Really? Whether to take the front seat or back seat is hard for you? You know what's hard, getting out of the poverty line! - crockydyle
What happened to the world that made this popular?!?! - PositronWildhawk
This song is okay. Although what's so popular about Barbie.. ?
The song that turned Barbie into a sex figure.
One of my friends like it and I hate it its about barbie barbie sucks - Magmadude
Definitely dreadful and completely meaningless, as usual with this twat. - PositronWildhawk
It is really absurd. Nothing else - divphygamer
What the hell is this song all about I hate it
Worse than Stupid Hoe. - Minecraftcrazy530
How is this song pointless? It's a rap song, that fights consumerism, and isn't about some douche who spends all his money on gucci and armani! This song is art!
This song is not pointless. It's all about rappers always mentioning items all through their songs. And it has a great tune and beat
A rap song about a thrift shop? Come on!
Absolutely hate this song.
First of all the ting ting's is the worst name ever
I laughed to death when I found out the name of this artist - Harri666
In reality, it's the worst song ever.
I don't know what's worse, this lame excuse for a song, Baby, or Anaconda. Why did 1D even name this song "Best Song Ever", it should be called "Worst Song Ever" - PizzaGuy
This is the worst song ever. I wasted my time listening to it. One direction completely sucks. This song is sure to be the worst ever
Why do they call it The Best Song ever? It should be called The Worst Song Ever. - EpicJake
Dog goes woof, cat goes meow, ugh, the pointlessness of this song hurts me.
This song is very annoying. I hate this song so much.
This song is so dumb I don't know how it was ever popular - Ajkloth
What the point of this song?
I like this song. Maybe it is pointless but it's catchy in my opinion. - OriginalVisionary
This should top the list. It's heart-wrenching nonsense.
Its not horrible but it is pointless, I mean really Baha men? We know you let the dogs out its called reversed psychology - mysterious
I actually like this song
The Contenders
Even worse than baby.
He can't really rap, but he just wants to show how 'good' he raps to the people.. And he can't even drive a sports car!
Thus Justin just rules this list
Really crap. shouldn't of made the day of light
So, pointless! Who wants to know about some girl texting her boyfriend!? - funnyuser
This isn't even a song. She's just talking. She's not even trying to sing, either. It's just her talking with sound in the background. Should be in the top 5. - SlimVeggie
This should be in the top 5 area, this is NOT singing NOR is it rap, its just some girl talking like cray cray while there is a beat playing
Even more pointless than the nine songs above it COMBINED. This song defines pointless.
This song is catchy, I kinda like it.
It doesn't really have a big point but I like it though I like the less popular elvis presley version of the song - simpsondude
This song is just about her boyfriend can stay under an umbrella with her... Pointless. - funnyuser
This was at number 1 for weeks and in that time, most of the time it rained - I jest not. I agree. This is just a pointless, tuneless, souless, boring, mind-numbing, brain-aching, teeh-grinding, suicide-inducing, fingernails-on-blackboard, NOISE!
Thank you. That is all. - Britgirl
Why the hell is Stairway to Heaven below this?
Where is that behomian rhapsody thing?
Who the hell put this song on this list. Stairway to heaven is the most meaningful dog in the history of music. It takes a lot of digging in to truly understand what this song means. Anyone who thinks "it's pointless" is just a stupid idiot with no musical taste or talent whatsoever. It hurts me inside to see possibly the most complex and greatest song in history on this list.
What a hypocrite. Everyone else "stinks" and you've insulted us, but one word said about this song ad you have to get all mad, acting like we are idiots who will never understand life. Stop acting like your genre is supreme ruler because there are nicer (and possibly better) ones too. Calling people "stupid idiot" will get you nowhere in life. Learn to accept others opinions. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
What?!?!?! I love this song - N64Dude
What has the world Become? Robert Plant in this song is singing about Heaven! And if that is pointless than everything is pointless!
Who put his here?
I can not believe I had to add this on it does not make sense at all - BigBrotherSucks
It should be number 1 - BigBrotherSucks
First time I heard this, I was two years old. My mother put it on. That was probably how I learnt fear. - PositronWildhawk
This is one of the most annoying songs on the face of the Earth.
He likes a cartoon character? That's not even anime? - ethanmeinster
What is the matter with you people?! Strobe is an awesome song with awesome music and you guys hate it because there's NO LYRICS? I've got some tips for you. Why don't you get some dubstep software and try to make a song better than strobe? Tell me how it goes...
Absolutely horrible. The beat drop was not even that good.
Rubbish random beats. I heard this song and it sound so much like a garbage can beating up a person.
10 minutes without any lyrics! AUTOMATIC FAIL! - SelfDestruct
So you not knowing that you are beautiful makes you beautiful. But the only way not knowing that you are beautiful is to actually be beautiful. But the only reason that you can be beautiful is that you don't that your beautiful...
What?
I feel like this reflects most teen girls nowadays actually, insisting they aren't pretty- but really 1D? There is no 'story' to the song
A very pointless and annoying song, has way too much auto tune, and he is saying the samething over and over again, he sounds like a broken record.
All of his songs could be here
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The title is just what I think of this song. - CasinLetsGoBowling
You simply can't put a track by Eminem on this list.
"Hey baby even though I hate ya, I wanna love ya". Even more pointless than Stupid Hoe.
THE STORY OF MY LIFE! I'LL TAKE A HOE. - shawnmccaul22
How come this song is near the bottom?! Gerrard Way is yelling gibberish in this song! Ghosts n stuff should be much higher in the top ten as well as this! - SelfDestruct
It's actually quite thought-provoking, this song. - PositronWildhawk
Pfff.. HOW ARE LYRICS THOUGHT PROVOKING? THIS SONG MAKES absolutely NO SENSE WHATSOEVER! - Decepticon
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"I'm in the fastlane from La to Tokyo", silly girl. There's no fastlane from LA to Tokyo.
Yes. I agree with funny user. this is a terrible and pointless song.
Ps. call me maybe should be a lot higher. also lupe faisco is annoying.
Could you believe this dumbass song sold more copies than ANY Beatles single?
Most pointless song I've ever heard.
Kesha is basically drunk Taylor Swift. My cousin showed me this song and I was like, "What the hell? ".
Most pointless and who added starways to heaven?
I'm not a HUGE fan of this song, it's alright in my opinion, but I really don't think it's pointless. I can see inspiration through the lyrics, and Katy was actually trying with this song, unlike that Chainsmokers crap.
Pointless babble and, in addition, I just realised that Katy Perry's music sounds very dated, even compared to songs that came out in 1997-2000. Can you imagine releasing Roar in 1999?
Should be higher than Because I Got High, at least that song is funny. This song is just a few words. Can you believe this song was written by five people? Five people for a handful of words?
I've got the eye of the tiger. And what? With all the terrible news (such asterrorism, racial tension, income inequality) happening all over the world, we have this vapid, meaningless song as the people's "jam." Yay
The song doesn't make sense at all. It's the most horrible song of all time.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe.
Your I.Q. drops several points each time you hear it.
The most overplayed song of 2012 probably. And one of the most boring songs ever.
Once my Boxing-mate came to me and told me "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe".
Best thing was I had boxing gloves on
This song is sooo annoying.
Contrary to your moronic belief, SelfDestruct, and anyone else, this song is not pointless. A lot of people say that it's to do with drugs. It's about being an outsider, and about fitting in with the world from another perspective. See the music video to really understand this. And if you are still calling this pointless, you're just not worth arguing with.
P.S. Anonymous. Autotune? You are the funniest guy ever. It's electrohouse, not pop. - PositronWildhawk
I prefer skrillex, even though skrillex uses autotune, it is used to add effects to songs
Just don't use auto-tune to make people think you sound good
WHY IS THIS SONG ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE? THIS AND ANY DEADMAU5 SONG IS TRASH AND POINTLESS. SO MUCH AUTOTUNE IS USED.
A failed attempt to get Obama to rethink the damage he caused. Of course this song is pointless!
What is this song about? :NOTHING! - PugsfromMoon
I just won't bother explaining. It is so pointless. - PositronWildhawk
It lasts only 10 seconds and all it says "I just wasted 10 seconds of your life" I think this song should be first on the most pointless songs. - paasadani
Yeah, this should definitely the most pointless song if it says that. - funnyuser
So pointless. Really. It wastes 10 seconds of your life.
"I just wasted ten seconds of your life". Indeed. - Imreallyboredrightnow