Top 10 Best Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama jokes are comedy's junk drawer: loud, ridiculous, occasionally questionable, and somehow still useful when you need a quick laugh at someone else's expense. You do not come here for subtlety. You come here for punchlines with the grace of a falling refrigerator.
The best ones take a simple setup and twist it into something absurd enough to survive playgrounds, group chats, lunch tables, and comment sections. Some are ancient. Some feel like they were invented five minutes ago by a kid with too much sugar and no adult supervision. Either way, the good ones have that perfect mix of stupid and clever that makes you hate yourself a little for laughing.
This list is for the yo mama jokes that rise above the lazy stuff. Vote for the ones that actually made you laugh, groan, or immediately repeat them to someone who probably deserved better.
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Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry
Laugh out loud! This is one joke I haven't heard before. Love it! I can see why it is at number two.
I can't stand it. I'm cracking up. Holy crap, damn!
Laugh out loud. This is hilarious. I would definitely tell my friends about this. This probably is the best one. Laugh out loud.
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Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo, my brother told me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes. When I did, we had a competition and mine turned out the best. Thank you for the jokes.
Epic. The only problem is, Mama isn't Christian, so I don't really know what it's like to get baptized. Besides that, epic!
That is so funny, I forgot to laugh. Laugh out loud.
I told my mate though, and it was a different story. He couldn't stop laughing.
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Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
I spent the day telling stupid mom jokes, usually something like, "Can I have a bite of your sandwich?" And then I'd say, "Your mom's a sandwich," just because I like making people laugh at stupid things like that. This one will be the icing on the cake.
That one should be number 1. It was the best out of all of them. The rest were kind of dumb and old.
I am so going to tell my BFF that it is going to be a hit. Thanks a trillion for the jokes. If I knew you, I would hug you.
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Yo mama so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.
I honestly thought that was the funniest yo mama joke I've ever heard in my life! I was giggling so much that when my mother came into the room, she asked what I was giggling about. I told her, and she started giggling so hard she fell on the ground and broke my little sister's Barbie dollhouse! I love this joke so much. So funny!
I think this one was super hilarious. Keep making more yo mama jokes.
P.S. I like this one: Your mama is so fat she went to the doctor's office, stepped on the weigh scale, and the doctor said, "Holy CRAP, that's my phone number."
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
That's great! Whoever came up with that is a genius.
So stupid. There is a load of food in the store.
I am still peeing from last weekend. Ha ha!
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends, they might die laughing about it.
This is the only one that's truly funny to me. But it's also confusing because when she's born, people write expired on the certificate.
If anyone has watched the Ben Carson movie, then they know this one. Hilarious!
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Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
That's funny. I can actually say this joke to my friends. Laugh out loud, that's a good one. Yeah, so thanks for the list, and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!
Exactly. Parked cars have killed more people than moving cars because of their intimidating look, which makes people crash into them... people like YO MAMA!
Classic joke. I love this joke. I told it to my friends and they cracked up like eggs!
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Yo mama so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.
I love this one. Do you know those moments when you're laughing so much that you start to wonder if someone could ever die from laughing?
I showed this to my friends and laughed so hard. This should be number 1 because I also almost peed.
Too funny. It aches when I laugh.
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Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
That's funny. I was cracking up. P.S. It's really funny. All my friends were laughing so hard.
What? How can this mom sit on the TV? There's no way. She's going to fall down.
"Oh, honey, I think I electrocuted my butt!"
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Genius, even to a European, haha. Should be higher up on the list, well played. I'm going to use it on my friend later.
She is going to get ripped off because she can't see a quarterback with a quarterback!
That's hilarious. Who could be that dumb!
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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped off a diving board she caused a tsunami
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Yo mama so country, she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
Love it! One of the best ones yet. I almost started crying I was laughing so hard!
Obviously, you didn't think this one through.
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Yo mama so fat Dora can't explore her.
I love this. Also, I got this off my neighbor: "Yo' mama is so fat that when she stepped on a scale, Buzz Lightyear popped out and said, 'To infinity and beyond.'"
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Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl
I love this one. My friend and I laughed so hard!
If someone says that to you, then you just say, "Well, your mom brought the cereal."
That is the stupidest thing. I hate myself for loving it!
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Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke at an orphanage
This is the best one so far. I can't believe how clever this is! I wonder why it's only at number 15 though. Everyone, vote, vote, vote!
Such a good yo mama joke.
Laughing forever.
First time ever seeing this one and I'm impressed.
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Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction, go the other direction
It's hilarious. I will definitely tell my friends this joke.
Damn! I thought One Direction only went one way. Now they're going places.
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Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "oh say can you see get your fat ass off me!"
I love the jokes. This is my first post so far, but I changed my pants 9 times.
I died of laughter! I'm gonna tell all my friends this one!
I actually sang that in the school's choir.
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Yo mama so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a 5 kill streak.
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Yo mama so weird she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"
Got the power to do what, fart electricity?
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Yo mama so old when i asked her her age, she died.
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Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
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Yo mama so bad at singing that a better noise would come out of my dog's ass
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Yo mama so fat the police busted her for 12 pounds of crack
This is by far the funniest one I have seen!
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Yo mama so fat she broke the family tree
That's the most hilarious one yet. I've got to tell this to everyone I know. Good job!
My brother pooped in his pants and my saliva came out of nowhere. Best joke ever. Period.
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Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the Stairway to Heaven
Me and my brother said this all the time when we were little!
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Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper
When I saw this joke, it made me crack up laughing. Laugh out loud.