Top 10 Best Yo Mama Jokes
These ain't your ordinary yo mama so fat zingers; we're talkin' next-level disses that make you laugh so hard, your mama might just hear you from the next room. You wanna roast your buddies, foes, or some random peeps? Look no further, 'cause yo mama jokes are your ultimate smack-talk ammo.But hold up, not every yo mama joke is a slam dunk. Some got game, while others are just lame. So we've scoured the Earth, with your help of course, to bring you the top ten most epic yo mama jokes that exist. We're talkin' jokes so funny, they'll have you ROFL, maybe squirm a bit, and heck, they might even make you tear up from laughter.
Laugh out loud! This is one joke I haven't heard before. Love it! I can see why it is at number two.
I can't stand it. I'm cracking up. Holy crap, damn!
Laugh out loud. This is hilarious. I would definitely tell my friends about this. This probably is the best one. Laugh out loud.
That's great! Whoever came up with that is a genius.
So stupid. There is a load of food in the store.
I am still peeing from last weekend. Ha ha!
I love this one. Do you know those moments when you're laughing so much that you start to wonder if someone could ever die from laughing?
I showed this to my friends and laughed so hard. This should be number 1 because I also almost peed.
Too funny. It aches when I laugh.
Love it! One of the best ones yet. I almost started crying I was laughing so hard!
Obviously, you didn't think this one through.
That's funny. I was cracking up. P.S. It's really funny. All my friends were laughing so hard.
What? How can this mom sit on the TV? There's no way. She's going to fall down.
"Oh, honey, I think I electrocuted my butt!"
I think this one was super hilarious. Keep making more yo mama jokes.
P.S. I like this one: Your mama is so fat she went to the doctor's office, stepped on the weigh scale, and the doctor said, "Holy CRAP, that's my phone number."
I said this to my friend, and she became extremely offended. That, sir, is when you know your "Yo mama" joke is extremely amazing. Like, derp. I love you, son.
I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list. It took me 5 minutes to stop laughing.
This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends, they might die laughing about it.
This is the only one that's truly funny to me. But it's also confusing because when she's born, people write expired on the certificate.
If anyone has watched the Ben Carson movie, then they know this one. Hilarious!
Yo, my brother told me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes. When I did, we had a competition and mine turned out the best. Thank you for the jokes.
Epic. The only problem is, Mama isn't Christian, so I don't really know what it's like to get baptized. Besides that, epic!
That is so funny, I forgot to laugh. Laugh out loud.
I told my mate though, and it was a different story. He couldn't stop laughing.
I spent the day telling stupid mom jokes, usually something like, "Can I have a bite of your sandwich?" And then I'd say, "Your mom's a sandwich," just because I like making people laugh at stupid things like that. This one will be the icing on the cake.
That one should be number 1. It was the best out of all of them. The rest were kind of dumb and old.
I am so going to tell my BFF that it is going to be a hit. Thanks a trillion for the jokes. If I knew you, I would hug you.
Genius, even to a European, haha. Should be higher up on the list, well played. I'm going to use it on my friend later.
She is going to get ripped off because she can't see a quarterback with a quarterback!
That's hilarious. Who could be that dumb!
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This is the first one on the list that made me laugh. The others made me chuckle, but this is just so stupid.
That's funny. I can actually say this joke to my friends. Laugh out loud, that's a good one. Yeah, so thanks for the list, and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!
Exactly. Parked cars have killed more people than moving cars because of their intimidating look, which makes people crash into them... people like YO MAMA!
Classic joke. I love this joke. I told it to my friends and they cracked up like eggs!
It's hilarious. I will definitely tell my friends this joke.
Damn! I thought One Direction only went one way. Now they're going places.
I love this one. My friend and I laughed so hard!
If someone says that to you, then you just say, "Well, your mom brought the cereal."
That is the stupidest thing. I hate myself for loving it!
It's great. I've heard it hundreds of times and I'm still laughing!
Okay, that was funny. I mean, tears are coming out of my eyes right now.
I didn't get this one at first, but now I do. Laugh out loud.
That was so funny! I used it and everyone laughed. I laughed for an hour after hearing that joke. I'm laughing right now. This is so funny. I love this website, man.
Laugh out loud! That was very funny!
This is the best one so far. I can't believe how clever this is! I wonder why it's only at number 15 though. Everyone, vote, vote, vote!
Such a good yo mama joke.
Laughing forever.
First time ever seeing this one and I'm impressed.
That's the most hilarious one yet. I've got to tell this to everyone I know. Good job!
My brother pooped in his pants and my saliva came out of nowhere. Best joke ever. Period.
When I saw this joke, it made me crack up laughing. Laugh out loud.