Most Random Things to Put In Your Sandwich

I hope none of you will do this, well, maybe to Obama!
The Top Ten
1 A Unicorn That Poops Rainbows

I don't want to be mean to unicorns that poops out rainbows!

2 Obama

Hehe, That's funny. By the way you will get 6 star wanted levels for eating Obama

There are several layers of cannibalism here.

3 A Purple Farting Crocodile

Haha! Fart!
Ugh! Imagine taking a bite just as it lets one go. Your breath would smell for hours afterwards!

4 A Ancient Window of Fuzz

My new invention :) It would also taste interesting

5 Your Computer
6 A Shoe That Will Eat Your Family

You better eat it before it eats you!

7 A Contract That You Want to Break

You won't even taste it!

8 A Tie That Has Led Lights

It won't be dangerous at all!

9 A Fan Turned On

It will not cut your tongue off!

10 Black Cheese and Purple Peanut Butter
The Contenders
11 Russia Russia, or the Russian Federation (RF), is a transcontinental country spanning Eastern Europe and Northern Asia. It is the largest country in the world by area, covering over 17,125,191 square kilometres (6,612,073 sq mi), and encompassing one-eighth of Earth's inhabitable landmass. Russia extends across ...read more.
12 Sweetie Belle From My Little Pony
13 Dora the Explorer
14 Bill Cipher Bill Cipher is a triangular dream demon formerly existent only in the mindscape who wished to gain access to the real world. He has been running amok in Gravity Falls, Oregon since being summoned by Stanford Pines over thirty years ago. He is known for his mysterious demeanor and sadistic humor. He is the main antagonist of Gravity Falls, although he doesn't play a central role in the series until season 2.

He won't invade your mind

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