Top Ten Reasons Why North Korea is Better Than the United States
The Top Ten
This is a total joke. How are we more oppressive? Uh, no we are not. North Korea has all of its citizens as slaves, you can't speak your mind, and they watch over you like Big Brother in George Orwell's 1984. Here in America, police officers generally leave us alone and live our lives. The government leaves us alone, too. North Koreans are unable to do anything that we can do. This is total nonsense!
This list is a joke and the only interesting thing about North Korea is their depressing amusement parks.
Was this made by someone obsessed with Asia? Like many, people on the internet are obsessed with Asia.
Did you make this list as a joke or are you being serious?V 2 Comments
HA! Whatever Kim is just a stupid Korean 80s baby.
PFFT! You need to start doing stand-up, man. Just be sure that you know in your mind that Donald Trump is making sure to help his country - meanwhile Kim Jong Un casually builds up his military and willfully keeps the country isolated as executions, torture, starvation, enslavement, sexual violence, etc. run rampant in his country. Escape from Camp 14 has all the info about how corrupt the North Korean government is in one place, and I strongly suggest you read it before believing that Kim Jong-un is better than Trump. Our president isn't a perfect president, nowhere close to perfection in any sense of the word, but he's better. Also I'm still laughing at the fact that I even typed this out in response to a list like this, made my day! - nerffan8000
Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
We all fall down.
Because they're starving. - RoseWeasley
How much food do they get unless they live in Pyongyang?
That's because more people live in the US. If you look at the suicide rates, I don't think there is any reliable data for North Korea - styLIShT
-and without reliable data, you can't judge a country being better than the US. - Nonpointed
Because people are killed in north korea
Well more people in NK are killed by government.In fact North Korea still has concentration camps that are very similar to that of the nazis.North Korea is also much more totalitarian.-LitSavage
I really agree with this one
Music available on North Korea:
North Korea has no black metal scene so I can tell you're joking. - Skullkid755
Yeah when it becomes Korea again then they will have equality, they will live like human-beings.
Yes, like how my dad said "I hate all of you kids equally" - styLIShT
They don't have much electricity.
And they’re all 100% propaganda content. - JoeBoi
Propaganda, Propaganda, Propaganda and more propaganda that is their only T.V. channels
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