Top Ten Reasons Why North Korea is Better Than the United States

The Top Ten

1 The United States is more oppressive.

Did you make this list as a joke or are you being serious?

If these lists are a joke, then hear me now, DO NOT JOKE ABOUT THESE TYPE OF THINGS! - darthvadern

This list is a joke and the only interesting thing about North Korea is their depressing amusement parks.

Was this made by someone obsessed with Asia? Like many, people on the internet are obsessed with Asia.

2 North Korea does not have as many issues with drugs and alcohol.
3 Kim Jong-un is better than Donald Trump.

PFFT! You need to start doing stand-up, man. Just be sure that you know in your mind that Donald Trump is making sure to help his country - meanwhile Kim Jong Un casually builds up his military and willfully keeps the country isolated as executions, torture, starvation, enslavement, sexual violence, etc. run rampant in his country. Escape from Camp 14 has all the info about how corrupt the North Korean government is in one place, and I strongly suggest you read it before believing that Kim Jong-un is better than Trump. Our president isn't a perfect president, nowhere close to perfection in any sense of the word, but he's better. Also I'm still laughing at the fact that I even typed this out in response to a list like this, made my day! - nerffan8000

4 North Korea is not an empire.
5 North Koreans aren't fat.

How much food do they get unless they live in Pyongyang?

6 More people in the US commit suicide.

That's because more people live in the US. If you look at the suicide rates, I don't think there is any reliable data for North Korea - styLIShT

-and without reliable data, you can't judge a country being better than the US. - Nonpointed

Because people are killed in north korea

Well more people in NK are killed by government.In fact North Korea still has concentration camps that are very similar to that of the nazis.North Korea is also much more totalitarian.-LitSavage

7 North Korea has a better flag.
8 Korean sounds prettier than English.

I really agree with this one

9 North Korea has better music than the US.

North Korea has no black metal scene so I can tell you're joking. - Skullkid755

Music available on North Korea:
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10 North Korea has more equality.

Yes, like how my dad said "I hate all of you kids equally" - styLIShT

The Contenders

11 They have four television channels.

Propaganda, Propaganda, Propaganda and more propaganda that is their only T.V. channels

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