Top Ten Reasons Why North Korea is Better Than the United States

The Top Ten

1 The United States is more oppressive.

This is a total joke. How are we more oppressive? Uh, no we are not. North Korea has all of its citizens as slaves, you can't speak your mind, and they watch over you like Big Brother in George Orwell's 1984. Here in America, police officers generally leave us alone and live our lives. The government leaves us alone, too. North Koreans are unable to do anything that we can do. This is total nonsense!

This list is a joke and the only interesting thing about North Korea is their depressing amusement parks.

Was this made by someone obsessed with Asia? Like many, people on the internet are obsessed with Asia.

Did you make this list as a joke or are you being serious?

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2 North Korea does not have as many issues with drugs and alcohol.
3 Kim Jong-un is better than Donald Trump.

HA! Whatever Kim is just a stupid Korean 80s baby.

PFFT! You need to start doing stand-up, man. Just be sure that you know in your mind that Donald Trump is making sure to help his country - meanwhile Kim Jong Un casually builds up his military and willfully keeps the country isolated as executions, torture, starvation, enslavement, sexual violence, etc. run rampant in his country. Escape from Camp 14 has all the info about how corrupt the North Korean government is in one place, and I strongly suggest you read it before believing that Kim Jong-un is better than Trump. Our president isn't a perfect president, nowhere close to perfection in any sense of the word, but he's better. Also I'm still laughing at the fact that I even typed this out in response to a list like this, made my day! - nerffan8000

Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all fall down.

4 North Korea is not an empire.
5 North Koreans aren't fat.

Because they're starving. - RoseWeasley

How much food do they get unless they live in Pyongyang?

6 More people in the US commit suicide.

That's because more people live in the US. If you look at the suicide rates, I don't think there is any reliable data for North Korea - styLIShT

-and without reliable data, you can't judge a country being better than the US. - Nonpointed

Because people are killed in north korea

Well more people in NK are killed by government.In fact North Korea still has concentration camps that are very similar to that of the nazis.North Korea is also much more totalitarian.-LitSavage

7 North Korea has a better flag.
8 Korean sounds prettier than English.

I really agree with this one

9 North Korea has better music than the US.

Music available on North Korea:
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North Korea has no black metal scene so I can tell you're joking. - Skullkid755

10 North Korea has more equality.

Yeah when it becomes Korea again then they will have equality, they will live like human-beings.

Yes, like how my dad said "I hate all of you kids equally" - styLIShT

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11 They have four television channels.

They don't have much electricity.

And they’re all 100% propaganda content. - JoeBoi

Propaganda, Propaganda, Propaganda and more propaganda that is their only T.V. channels

12 Pretty traffic women.
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