Top Ten Reasons Why North Korea is Better Than the United States

The Top Ten
1 The United States is more oppressive.

This is a total joke. How are we more oppressive? Uh, no we are not. North Korea has all of its citizens as slaves, you can't speak your mind, and they watch over you like Big Brother in George Orwell's 1984. Here in America, police officers generally leave us alone and live our lives. The government leaves us alone, too. North Koreans are unable to do anything that we can do. This is total nonsense!

This list is a joke and the only interesting thing about North Korea is their depressing amusement parks.

Was this made by someone obsessed with Asia? Like many, people on the internet are obsessed with Asia.

what!?!how can you compare the United States with North Korea..I bet this list is a joke

2 North Korea does not have as many issues with drugs and alcohol.

Cannabis and Meth.

3 Kim Jong-un is better than Donald Trump.

PFFT! You need to start doing stand-up, man. Just be sure that you know in your mind that Donald Trump is making sure to help his country - meanwhile Kim Jong Un casually builds up his military and willfully keeps the country isolated as executions, torture, starvation, enslavement, sexual violence, etc. run rampant in his country. Escape from Camp 14 has all the info about how corrupt the North Korean government is in one place, and I strongly suggest you read it before believing that Kim Jong-un is better than Trump. Our president isn't a perfect president, nowhere close to perfection in any sense of the word, but he's better. Also I'm still laughing at the fact that I even typed this out in response to a list like this, made my day!

HA! Whatever Kim is just a stupid Korean 80s baby.

This is A joke... I hate their leader so much.

Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all fall down.

4 North Koreans aren't fat.

How much food do they get unless they live in Pyongyang?

Because they're starving.

I learnt they eat sawdust.

5 North Korea is not an empire.
6 More people in the US commit suicide.

That's because more people live in the US. If you look at the suicide rates, I don't think there is any reliable data for North Korea

Well more people in NK are killed by government.In fact North Korea still has concentration camps that are very similar to that of the nazis.North Korea is also much more totalitarian.-LitSavage

Because people are killed in north korea

7 North Korea has a better flag.
8 Korean sounds prettier than English.

I agree with this reason. Korean is a nicer language than English!

I really agree with this one

9 North Korea has more equality.

I live in America and I can stay that I do strongly agree with this list. I will definitely move out someday for good and never ever return.

North Korea has better equality. They are all poor. There's also not much racism in North Korea than USA.

Yeah when it becomes Korea again then they will have equality, they will live like human-beings.

Yes, like how my dad said "I hate all of you kids equally"

10 North Korea has better music than the US.

North Korea has no black metal scene so I can tell you're joking.

Music available on North Korea:
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The Contenders
11 They have four television channels.

Propaganda, Propaganda, Propaganda and more propaganda that is their only T.V. channels

They don't have much electricity.

12 Pretty traffic women.
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