Top 10 Reasons Why The Rolling Stones Suck

The Rolling Stones is one of the most mediocre rock bands out there. From their cheesy as hell lyrics to bad singer. If you like Rolling Stones that's fine just take this list with a grain of salt.

The Top Ten

1 They're the most mediocre classic rock band in existence

I agree that a lot of their stuff is Mediocre, especially after the 70s. I also find some of their stuff to be just generic Blues Rock. That's why my favorite album by them is Their satanic majesties request, which is hard core Psychedelic, and very Experimental. - RogerWatersfan1999

It's the other way around. The Beatles are much worse.

Even more mediocre than the Beatles. - SomePersonYouHate

2 They have the most boring riffs in Rock history

Even more boring than most emo bands and that's saying something. - SomePersonYouHate

3 They write bad lyrics

Especially from this portion of She's So Cold.
" I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her I'm so hot for her and she's so cold
I'm so hot for her, I'm on fire for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold" - SomePersonYouHate

4 They aren't that talented

They're ok but I wouldn't call them talented. - SomePersonYouHate

5 Nearly all of their songs sound the same

I can barely tell the difference between Ruby Tuesday and She's a Rainbow. - SomePersonYouHate

6 They're generic

Their songs are quite unique actually. You probably haven't listened to the masterpieces Gimme Shelter & Sympathy for the Devil.

Both songs sound like generic rubbish and I've heard how generic the Beatles are. - SomePersonYouHate

Then why does Martin Scorsese use Gimme Shelter in most of his movies?

How is that a relevant argument? Just because it was used in a majority of one persons movies does not make it a good song. - SomePersonYouHate

Just as generic as the Beatles. - SomePersonYouHate

7 Mick Jagger isn't a good singer

As much as I dislike the Beatles I'll at least admit that the singers are better than Mick Jagger. - SomePersonYouHate

That is an understatement. He is one of the worst sounding singers I have ever heard. - 445956

Mick Jagger dances more than he sings - NuMetalManiak

8 They're cheesy

Cheesy but not in a good what so ever. - SomePersonYouHate

I agree, my family likes them and I don’t understand why.

9 They write the most obnoxious sex songs in existence

Even more obnoxious than the Beatles and I downright HATE the Beatles. - SomePersonYouHate

10 They're awful live

Not the biggest reason but still one to include. - SomePersonYouHate

The Contenders

11 They take way too much drugs

Now, before the dinosaurs, lived certain kinds of fish, turtles, and Keith Richards - 445956

Not a valid reason lots of Rock Stars took drugs besides Richards, do I need to mention Hendrix, the members of Pink Floyd, Lanye Staley, Kurt Cobain and Chester Bennington? - SomePersonYouHate

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