Top Ten Song Titles for Opposite Day (Including the Respective Artists)

Martin_Canine

The Top Ten

1 Tastes Like Adult Soft Drinks - Everything (Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana)

Unload in knives, and send your enemies home
It is boring to gain and to be authentic
He has so much fun and is lacking any self confidence
Oh yes, I forgot two clean sentences

VERSE:
Bye, bye, bye, how high?
(x3)
Bye, bye, bye,...
With the darkness on it is far safer
There you go sometime later, bore them!
I feel highly intelligent and completely harmless
There you go sometime later, bore them!
A caucasian, an African American
An elephant, a eunuch’s lifestyle
Ciao! Ciao!

I do best at what I’m worst at
And I feel tormented by this curse
Their big coincidental meeting has just formed
And will be gone just as quickly

VERSE

(Two flutes playing at the same time)

And you remember what you smell
Oh no, I am sure it makes you cry
I know it’s very easy, it’s easy to lose
God damn it, now pay close attention!

VERSE

Two agreements! (not repeated at all) - Martin_Canine

2 Sidewalk of Fulfilled Nightmares - Pink Night (Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day)

You stand in a crowded room
Like many others you never knew
You sure know where it doesn’t lead to
But to you it’s someone else’s house, and you stand there among several other people

You stand in another crowded room
On the sidewalk of fulfilled nightmares
When the village is awake
And you’re one of many people and you stand among them
You stand among them (...)

VERSE:
Your silhouette is one of many things that stand around you
Your rich soul is one of many things that are losing
Hardly ever you are satisfied with the fact nobody is losing you
From then on you stand among several other people
Modern Talking, Modern Talking, Modern Talking,...

You’re standing on the triangle
That unites you exactly there in your heart
Already abroad
Far off the cliff, and where you stand surrounded by several other people

Write right on the triangle
What doesn’t have any sex, but nothing’s all left
Ignore your ...more - Martin_Canine

3 Pick the Moon Up - Big Eastwood & Heterosexual Intercourse (Drop the World - Lil Wayne & Eminem)
4 Working Class Hip Hop Song - Perfectly Average Boy (Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen)
5 To One Million From a Villain - T-800 (From Zero to Hero - Sarah Connor)
6 Kissing is a Bore Without Syrup -  Ugliness (Sex is a Thrill with the Pill - Sex Appeal)
7 Completely Unrelated To My Moon - The Big Griffin (Part of Your World - The Little Mermaid)
8 Closing Credits Song Not Used in Relaxed Football Player: The Series - Fish BurgerCreary (Theme from Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie - Bear McCreary)
9 Minimum Please Make Out With My Current Boyfriend - Unsexy (Max Don't Have Sex With Your Ex - E-Rotic)
10 Beginning at the Top - MushroomEmployee (Started From the Bottom - SpongeBozz)

The Contenders

11 Colosseum - Another Eve (XD - Dat Adam)
12 Sonik the Hedgehog - Old Priest (Picacho - Young Thug)
13 Bordello Chicago - Sparrows (Hotel California - Eagles)
14 Shut My Wackness Down - Pacifist Girl Shutup (Turn My Swag On - Soulja Boy Tellem)
15 Elevator to Hell - Steel Airplane (Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin)
16 Goodbye to the White One Man Show - Your Biological Rivalry (Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance)
17 Guns & Erasers - White Burqa Grooms (Knives & Pens - Black Veil Brides)
18 Nobody's Genius - Everlastingness (Everybody's Fool - Evanescence)
19 Honest Soul of Geniuses - Out of Disgust (Deceiver of Fools - Within Temptation)
20 Freeze It to the Sky - Quarterfront (Burn It to the Ground - Nickelback)
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1. Tastes Like Adult Soft Drinks - Everything (Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana)
2. Sidewalk of Fulfilled Nightmares - Pink Night (Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day)
3. Pick the Moon Up - Big Eastwood & Heterosexual Intercourse (Drop the World - Lil Wayne & Eminem)
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