Top Ten Songs to Sing On the Toilet

The Top Ten
1 I Want to Break Free - Queen

For the really hard time you may be having...

Like in the case of food poisoning.

2 Yellow River - Jeff Christie
3 I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles - West Ham Football Club Anthem
4 I Can't Get No Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
5 Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Midler
6 Poetry in Motion - Johnny Tillotson

My father chose this one! Haha

7 Push It - Salt N Pepa

My brother loves this song so much that he might as well be singing it on the loo. Quite disturbing.

I like this song too, but there are limits.

8 Sittin On Tha Toilet - Elonia Chadwick
9 Great Balls of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis
10 Squeeze Box - The Who
The Contenders
11 Wipeout - Ron Wilson
12 Slip Sliding Away - Paul Simon
13 Wipe Your A** with Sandpaper - Bounding Innards
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