Best Things About Spending Yet Another Valentine's Day Alone

Yay, I'm still the same lonely introverted nerd that I've been for the last 14 years. These are the few upsides to being alone for life on this one cursed February day.
The Top Ten
1 You don't have to worry about getting anything for anybody

Unless you count yourself

2 You get more chocolate

And you don't have to share!

3 You don't have to worry about forgetting

Walks by someone desperately trying to come up with a last minute gift and laughs

Yes I do. I actually nearly forgot.

4 You don't have to leave your house

Making reservations and driving through traffic sucks. Waiting at fancy restaurants in uncomfortable clothes. It just doesn't sound very appealing.

5 You don't have to spend extra money

Saving money is always smart

Yay capitalism!

6 You can just make lists

That's what I'll be doing

7 You can tease all your friends who are in a relationship

I avoid interacting with people who are raising/developing families, those who are still in relationships gives me pins & needles all over my body including my vital organs, I avoid substances because I can't risk myself, every relationship I've ever had ended before it had/has a chance to start. I avoid love/romance/romantic content/media because my relationships damaged me to/towards the point of never celebrating Valentine's Day anymore & ever again, I receive blame for no reason & my only coping mechanism is to just get away & hid, specific girls/women end up overhurting me in the end, cause of the situation & pain I spend the majority of my life/existence healing my injuries utilizing frequencies to restore scarred/damaged muscle/tissue

Or brothers. *Continues teasing*

8 You can binge watch your favorite show
9 You can watch your favorite movies

And you don't have to worry about anyone else liking it

10 You can do whatever you want

Doing whatever you want has its pros & cons, after awhile those pros eventually evolve into cons, eventually out of pure boredom & loneliness interacting with others are just the same as in person & online, no matter who or what you are even before everything went online past/previous agony still haunts you for things you never committed no matter how innocent you are.

Yeah having a relationship is too embarrassing!

The Contenders
11 You can talk about how overrated it all is
12 You have an excuse to listen to "What is Love?" by TWICE
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