Top Ten Things Dad Rockers Say

The Top Ten

1 "True rock is dead, it's all pop music now. Thumbs up if you agree."

2 "Rap is just about partying and sex and gang violence!"

3 "Real music is made with instruments, not pressing a button on a machine."

4 "Today's music is all the same recycled thing, absolutely no experimentation whatsoever."

5 "All pop sucks."

6 "All the singers today suck and rely on autotune to sing well. Upvote please."

7 "Metal today is just for pussies and emo fags!"

8 "Lyrics are meaningless today, it's all "BABY BABY BABY OOH", not like how it used to be meaningful."

9 "Stairway to Heaven is real music, not autotune-filled "pop music" crap!"

10 "I don't like hearing pop music playing on the radio."

The Contenders

11 "I was born in the wrong generation."

I think this statement was usually saying by those r/lewronggeneration kids than those dad rockers.

12 "I've lost my faith in humanity"

13 "All pop music is fake"

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