Top 10 Things to Not Do With Your Food

The Top Ten
1 Poison it

You can't eat it anymore. Sad

2 Fight with it

Seriously. That is so dumb.

3 Smash it on the ground
4 Eat it wet when it is not supposed to be wet
5 Eat it with a ghost chili, Carolina reaper, and jalapeno

Unless you are feeling a bit adventurous, I don't recommend that you do this.

6 Eat it burned
7 Throw it at your dog
8 Chew it with your mouth open wide
9 Eat it while listening to Justin Bieber
10 Poke it with your fork only

Is that all you're gonna do with it bro?

The Contenders
11 Wipe it on your bottom
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