Top Ten Things You Might Say to Donald Trump If He Called You on the Phone

The Top Ten
1 Hi President Tithead, how's that wall going?

According to my observation from my own structural orbs(eyes) it looks like that the progress is very odd that the wall is made of stack of logs and chicken wire

Donald Trump:Thanks for sending the money electronically to my bank account

Taxpayer:Huh?! I got hacked I want my money back you putt good luck with your primitive wall

I try to be funny well oh gee then- Kevinsidis

Like all barriers such as the Berlin Wall, such madman creations would fall someday by popular will.

2 Fox News said you have to step down and donate your fortune to me. It'll make you rich, and all the losers will leave you alone.
3 Did a thought just cross your mind? Must have been a long and boring journey.
4 Could you put Obama on the phone please?
5 How was Stormy? Just asking for a friend.
6 I'm impressed. The economy's really getting better...in Russia.

But Pos', Russia's economy is as sluggish as ever since those damned sanctions. Economic oligarchs, corruption cases, here and there. It's not doing very well either back here.

7 Hawwo dis is Kim, I dust nooked yaw countwee!

Go back to Syndrome, He is launching Omnidroid no. 11. Oops, better call The Incredibles. Edna Mode better prepare the Incredibile, cause the Screenslaver won't take no for an answer. HONEY, WHERE'S MY SUPERSUIT! -Lucius Best

8 I don't take scam calls, I'm not your lawyer.
9 McDonald's called, they said you're fired.
10 Will you marry me?

You must be a special kind of gold-digger to pull this stunt off.

Who in the world would say this?

This is stupid

The Contenders
11 When's the next episode of Annoying Orange coming out?
12 Please stop being an egotistical dimwit.
13 I didn’t know Cheetos could operate telephones.
14 I want your body next to mine.

Crazy ass Trump fans...

What the bloody hell?!

What the heck

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16 This is Microsoft. Your computer is infected!
17 Hi
18 Why do you dislike CNN?
19 You have to be able to negotiate our trade deals.
20 I love you
21 Bye
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