Top Ten Things You Might Say to Donald Trump If He Called You on the Phone

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 Hi President Tithead, how's that wall going?

Like all barriers such as the Berlin Wall, such madman creations would fall someday by popular will. - Bolshoy_Brat

According to my observation from my own structural orbs(eyes) it looks like that the progress is very odd that the wall is made of stack of logs and chicken wire

Donald Trump:Thanks for sending the money electronically to my bank account

Taxpayer:Huh?! I got hacked I want my money back you putt good luck with your primitive wall

I try to be funny well oh gee then- Kevinsidis

LOL - KingSlayer93316

2 Fox News said you have to step down and donate your fortune to me. It'll make you rich, and all the losers will leave you alone.
3 Did a thought just cross your mind? Must have been a long and boring journey.
4 Could you put Obama on the phone please?
5 How was Stormy? Just asking for a friend.

Alternatively

You: How's the weather?
Him: Oh, it's alright
You: Really, because here it's stormy - TwilightKitsune

6 I'm impressed. The economy's really getting better...in Russia.

But Pos', Russia's economy is as sluggish as ever since those damned sanctions. Economic oligarchs, corruption cases, here and there. It's not doing very well either back here. - Bolshoy_Brat

7 Hawwo dis is Kim, I dust nooked yaw countwee!

racist

Go back to Syndrome, He is launching Omnidroid no. 11. Oops, better call The Incredibles. Edna Mode better prepare the Incredibile, cause the Screenslaver won't take no for an answer. HONEY, WHERE'S MY SUPERSUIT! -Lucius Best

8 I don't take scam calls, I'm not your lawyer.
9 McDonald's called, they said you're fired.

Lol! - Ananya

10 Will you marry me?

You must be a special kind of gold-digger to pull this stunt off. - Bolshoy_Brat

Who in the world would say this?

He's been married three times. So probably quite a number of people; you just never know. - PositronWildhawk

This is stupid - Userguy44

The Contenders

11 Please stop being an egotistical dimwit.
12 You've been selected to receive an all-inclusive, complementary stay. For more details, press 1 now.
13 I didn’t know Cheetos could operate telephones.
14 Why do you dislike CNN?
15 I want your body next to mine.

Crazy ass Trump fans... - KingSlayer93316

Oh my gosh O.O

16 This is Microsoft. Your computer is infected!
17 You have to be able to negotiate our trade deals.
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1. Hi President Tithead, how's that wall going?
2. Fox News said you have to step down and donate your fortune to me. It'll make you rich, and all the losers will leave you alone.
3. Did a thought just cross your mind? Must have been a long and boring journey.
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