Top 10 Weirdest/Funniest Things that Happened in Um Jammer Lammy
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The Top Ten
1 Lammy gets inflated from eating literally two slices of pizza (one fetish), then is trampled (two) by a parade of expectant rabbit mothers and repeatedly vomited all over (three) by a giant caterpillar nurse who mistakes her for pregnant (four)
2 Lammy sees a roulette wheel randomly floating around in the middle of the nursery, prompting her to dementedly hallucinate the live baby she's holding at the moment into a guitar
3 Lammy gets the back of her underwear caught against a doorknob and is inexplicably slingshotted backward through time (International Version)
4 Lammy hallucinates a chainsaw into a guitar and uses to carve yet another (pre-painted, electric wooden) guitar out of a tree that has a hairless bear nesting in it while the local lumberjack creepily hits on her
5 Lammy crashing an airplane into an entire parking lot full of people, then compensating for it by paying a perfectly normal amount for one single car into the parking meter
6 Flight secretary for Fussenpepper's airplane announces that said plane somehow has an entire casino built into it, triggering Lammy to hallucinate the plane's steering wheel into a guiar
7 Lammy slips on a banana peel, dies and goes to Hell (Japanese Version)
8 Captain Fussenpepper spastically switching personalities between a doddering old man and a snarling drill-sergeant maniac whenever he gets hit on the head
9 Local guitar shop owner threatening to sexually assault Lammy with a chainsaw
10 Ma-San typing with drumsticks