Top Ten Weirdest People to Replace Jeremy Clarkson On Top Gear

It is a sad fact that we won't see the lovable ape making deadpan comments about the new AMG Mercedes any longer, but to hire these people in his place would just be ludicrous. Just goes to show that there is nobody to take his crown. Except maybe James May.

The Top Ten

1 Kim Jong-nam

The opportunity just opened for Top Gear to become socialist, and well, his brother actually has other things to do. - PositronWildhawk


Too late. - 445956

2 Piers Morgan Piers Morgan Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan, known professionally as Piers Morgan, is a British journalist and television personality currently working as the US editor-at-large for Mail Online.

Personally, if I ever saw this happen, I'd never watch Top Gear again. Someone else would probably punch him. Possibly JC, again. - PositronWildhawk

3 Nigel Farage Nigel Farage Nigel Paul Farage is a British politician and former commodity broker. He is the leader of the UK Independence Party, having held the position since November 2010, and previously from September 2006 to November 2009. Since 1999 he has been a Member of the European Parliament for South East England.

His greatest fear is probably winding up as a comical T.V. personality. - PositronWildhawk

4 Prince Harry Prince Harry Prince Henry of Wales, KCVO, commonly known as Prince Harry, is the younger son of Charles, Prince of Wales, and Diana, Princess of Wales.

I'm going to miss Jeremy Clarkson awfully, but seeing this would almost compensate. - PetSounds

Goodbye Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear isn't Top Gear without you. :-) - PizzaGuy

5 Ozzy Osbourne Ozzy Osbourne John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne was born on December 3, 1948. He is also known as ''The Prince of Darkness''. Ozzy is an English singer, songwriter, and television personality. He rose to prominence in the early 1970s as the lead vocalist of the band Black Sabbath. Osbourne was fired from Black Sabbath more.

Lets just hope he doesn't bite the steering wheel off. - IronSabbathPriest

I would pay to see this... - gemcloben

6 Deadmau5 Deadmau5 Joel Thomas Zimmerman (a.k.a. deadmau5) is a Canadian DJ producer, formerly a web developer, who produces a wide variety of electronic musical genres, such as electro and dubstep, but is best known for popularizing work in the areas of progressive house and electrohouse, along with the genres themselves. more.

Starting with an episode about why every supercar is 100 times better when it's got Nyan Cat running from the back wheels. - PositronWildhawk

7 Frankie Boyle Frankie Boyle Francis Martin Patrick "Frankie" Boyle is a Scottish comedian and writer, well known for his pessimistic and often controversial sense of humour.

Here's a hilarious man with a similar story to tell about Mock the Week. - PositronWildhawk

8 Jim Parsons Jim Parsons James Joseph "Jim" Parsons is an American actor. He is known for playing Sheldon Cooper in the CBS sitcom The Big Bang Theory.

Starting with Dr. Sheldon Cooper presents Fun With Cars! - PositronWildhawk

9 Jeremy Paxman
10 Rowan Atkinson Rowan Atkinson Rowan Sebastian Atkinson, is an English actor, comedian, and screenwriter best known for his work on the sitcoms Blackadder and Mr.Bean

No words needed, just face expressions are enough to review any car.

The Contenders

11 Chris Evans Chris Evans Christopher Robert Evans is an American actor. Evans is best known for his superhero roles as the Marvel Comics characters Captain America in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the Human Torch in Fantastic Four.

That's not Chris Evans; Chris Evans is middle aged, ginger haired and wears black glasses.

It's a no contest now. Chris Evans is the new host.

In some ways this specky four eyes radio DJ has already has replaced Clarkson.

12 Charlie Brooker Charlie Brooker Charlton "Charlie" Brooker is an English satirist and broadcaster. He has worked in television, radio, print and online media.
13 Terry Crews Terry Crews Terry Alan Crews is an American actor and former American football player. He is known for playing Julius on the UPN/CW sitcom Everybody Hates Chris and for his appearances in Old Spice commercials, as well as films such as Friday After Next, Idiocracy, White Chicks and The Expendables series.
14 Pewdiepie Pewdiepie Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, better known by his online alias PewDiePie, is a Swedish web-based comedian video producer, and commentary channel. He is best known for his Let's Play commentaries and Vlogs on YouTube. He is known for being the most subscribed-to YouTuber on the website, earning over 60 more.
15 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

Heck no!

16 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.
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Top Remixes

1. Piers Morgan
2. Kim Jong-nam
3. Prince Harry
1. Kim Jong-nam
2. Nigel Farage
3. Ozzy Osbourne


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