Top Ten Worst Kids Toys Ever Released


The Top Ten

1 Lego Fabuland Peter Pig the Cook 3703

You probably don't know about Fabuland, but it was a LEGO series released in the 1970's. It contained creepy looking characters in very boring sets. This is the worst though, as it only has one character. - RalphBob

SO KAWAII - Officialpen

2 Blue Q Drug Dealer Magnet Set

Something like this needs no explanation. - RalphBob

How in the world is this kid friendly?

Why would somebody release this into stores. - Catacorn

Just why

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3 Barbie Midge & Baby Happy Family by Mattel

For some reason, this toy has a lot of knock-off products. Who'd want to rip off something like this?

This toy promoted underage pregnancy. - RalphBob

4 Vintage Batman Water Gun

Batman isn't the only character this happened to, there's Donald Duck, Popeye, Dumbo, etc.

There is great sickness abroad in the land.

In this toy, you actually push on Batman's privates to use it. - RalphBob

This is just wrong...

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5 Hitler Doll

Oh my god not even funny I would light it on fire

Any child who has one of these dolls clearly doesn't know who Hitler is and what he did to Jews.

This doesn't need any explanation. - RalphBob

What next a Kim Jong Un doll?
This is just STUPID.
Whoever made this doll was mental or high.

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6 Giant Microbes Prostate Cancer Plush Toy

Cancer isn't funny, kids should stop playing with fatal diseases.

This also needs no explanation. - RalphBob

Already offended

People who hate stuff call it cancer.
But what drugs were the creators of this toy taking when they made this? It's a disease that kills people every day, even now as you type.

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7 Teddy Ruxpin

That creppy

8 Doggie Doo

I actually saw a bunch of T.V. commercials for this product. - Catacorn

9 Water Weenies

Top 10 material. Just watch Matthew Santoro's Top 10 disturbing toys.

Drax the Destroyer (Guardians of the Galaxy) reaction : Uhahaahahaaha!

10 Tweety Barbie Sleep Over Party Warner Bros. Studio Store Doll

In this set, Barbie is reading a book about not being fat (which contains the step "Don't eat" in it, and it shows that she is underweight. - RalphBob

This set brings bad lessons to children. Some kids are just fat and can't help it.

The Newcomers

? Buzz Lightyear Infinity Blaster

Everybody make this #1! This toy is crap

The Contenders

11 Monster High Doll

I used to have these dolls when I was younger. - Catacorn

12 WWF LJN Junkyard Dog 1985 Loose Action Figure w/Dog Collar and Red Chain

I was thinking of a different toy when I put this here. - RalphBob

Bloods they should have made a crip doll 2

13 Spongebob Balloon

It looks innocent at first. but one one part under his pants LOOKS LIKE a penis

14 Air Pirates Funnies #1

Air Pirates were non-liscensed Mickey Mouse comics where he talks about things such as sex. - RalphBob


15 Nerf Guns
16 Shopkins

I totally agree. Season 1 was by far the best. Then season two was good. Now-a-days I only buy newer shopkins to trade for season 1 and 2! So far the worst has been the hats... WHO CAME UP WITH THE HATS?!

A waste of money

I love shopkins. I have a lot of them. - Officialpen


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17 Furby

I had a Shelby from McDonalds in 2001, it wasn't noisy it never kept me awake at night. I would've thrown it away if that happened. I just thought it was a cute little baby. Smaller than Furby's look like a clam. I don't even think it really talked. But it was from McDonalds not a toy shop.

I bought furby connect in 2017, I took it home but all it did was making weird impressions with its eyes.

18 Kinder Surprise

I just wanna say I feel really sorry for any country that has these unholy things sold in stores everywhere. It's bad enough that America has Kinder Joy now but I pray to God that Kinder Surprise doesn't make it to my country. - Aragorn98

Banned in America because its not supposed to be for babies.

America banned it because one stupid 2 year old choked on it. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FOR 2 YEAR OLDS!

19 Giant Microbes Ebola Virus Plush Toy

Is this a real toy? The other disease toys had pictures but this one doesn't.


20 Giant Microbes Black Death - The Plague Plush Toy

Sounds lovely, where can I buy it? - Merilille

This needs no explanation. - RalphBob

21 Shavable Baby

My Grandmother saw it inside a toy store when she doing Christmas shopping, she bought it just because it was just so insane! On the box it says, "you can shave the baby" and "real shaving experience! " Because every child dreams of shaving an infant.

22 The Grossery Gang

Stupid shopkins rip offs they are so gross - Officialpen

They suck! Why moose WHY?

23 Baby Alive Super Snack Snackin' Sara

I still like this and I'm big


24 Lawn Darts
25 Dora The Explorer Plush Doll

Why do you call dolls, plush. Its soft toy.

26 Jurassic Park Tim Murphy action figure

Why did Kenner release a figure of a lame-o prebubecent boy who almost got killed by an Electrical Fence, and not of his older, and by some standerds cooler, sister? - Interrogator

27 Ever After High Doll
28 Fuzzy Wonderz


29 Hibou Smart Interactive Owl
30 Lol Dolls
31 Barbie Doll

I seriously hate Barbie she should be in the top ten - Discord1

What? Barbie is amazing and I'm literally 15. Though I do have autism so maybe my mind is set back a little?

Why isn't this higher?! Barbie sucks I want to burn her!

They should create Barbie in Attack on Titan Set

32 Barney the Dinosaur Plushie
33 Bratz Dolls
34 Mikudayo Nendoroid Figure
35 Talking Galaxy Power Rangers
36 2010 Dino Megazord
37 Pink Lightspeed Cycle
38 Yellow Rangers from "Lost Galaxy", "Lightspeed Rescue", "Time Force" and "Wild Force"
39 Voltron Mighty Lion Force
40 Power Rangers Heroes of Space
41 Battlized Red Space Ranger
42 G.I. Joe "Street Fighter II" Vega
43 Phoebe
44 Fidget Spinners Fidget Spinners
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Top Remixes

1. Lego Fabuland Peter Pig the Cook 3703
2. Teddy Ruxpin
3. Doggie Doo
1. Blue Q Drug Dealer Magnet Set
2. Lego Fabuland Peter Pig the Cook 3703
3. Barbie Midge & Baby Happy Family by Mattel


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