Top Ten Worst Kids Toys Ever Released

The Top Ten
1 Blue Q Drug Dealer Magnet Set Blue Q Drug Dealer Magnet Set Product Image

Uh, what? Parents are dumb enough to buy this for their kids?! A...drug dealer set...really fun to open on your birthday/Christmas.

Something like this needs no explanation.

How in the world is this kid friendly?

Lmao what what were the creators thinking

2 Lego Fabuland Peter Pig the Cook 3703 Lego Fabuland Peter Pig the Cook 3703 Product Image

You probably don't know about Fabuland, but it was a LEGO series released in the 1970's. It contained creepy looking characters in very boring sets. This is the worst though, as it only has one character.

Looks boring.
- TheDuttyGyal

3 Doggie Doo

I used to own this product when I was younger and loved it. Nowadays I just think 'why did I ever want this? '

I actually saw a bunch of T.V. commercials for this product.

4 Giant Microbes Prostate Cancer Plush Toy Giant Microbes Prostate Cancer Plush Toy Product Image

People who hate stuff call it cancer.
But what drugs were the creators of this toy taking when they made this? It's a disease that kills people every day, even now as you type.

Cancer isn't funny, kids should stop playing with fatal diseases.

Why does this exist? Who would want this?

This also needs no explanation.

5 Hitler Doll Hitler Doll Product Image

Any child who has one of these dolls clearly doesn't know who Hitler is and what he did to Jews.

Oh my god not even funny I would light it on fire

I think the meme lovers will buy it because this guy is a meme, but I won't buy it at all. if I did? I'll throw it away in the trash.

If I ever got one of these I would destroy it!

6 Barbie Midge & Baby Happy Family by Mattel Barbie Midge & Baby Happy Family by Mattel Product Image

For some reason, this toy has a lot of knock-off products. Who'd want to rip off something like this?

This toy promoted underage pregnancy.

7 Vintage Batman Water Gun Vintage Batman Water Gun Product Image

Batman isn't the only character this happened to, there's Donald Duck, Popeye, Dumbo, etc.

In this toy, you actually push on Batman's privates to use it.

There is great sickness abroad in the land.

This is just wrong...

8 Furby Furby Product Image

I had a Shelby from McDonalds in 2001, it wasn't noisy it never kept me awake at night. I would've thrown it away if that happened. I just thought it was a cute little baby. Smaller than Furby's look like a clam. I don't even think it really talked. But it was from McDonalds not a toy shop.

I bought furby connect in 2017, I took it home but all it did was making weird impressions with its eyes.

9 Teddy Ruxpin Teddy Ruxpin Product Image

Its in retro bookazines.

take it off the list

10 Giant Microbes Black Death - The Plague Plush Toy Giant Microbes Black Death - The Plague Plush Toy Product Image

Sounds lovely, where can I buy it?

This needs no explanation.

Why do things like this exist?

The Contenders
11 Giant Microbes Ebola Virus Plush Toy

Is this a real toy? The other disease toys had pictures but this one doesn't.


12 Water Weenies Water Weenies Product Image

Top 10 material. Just watch Matthew Santoro's Top 10 disturbing toys.

Drax the Destroyer (Guardians of the Galaxy) reaction : Uhahaahahaaha!

Sounds like a broken condom to me

13 Tweety Barbie Sleep Over Party Warner Bros. Studio Store Doll Tweety Barbie Sleep Over Party Warner Bros. Studio Store Doll Product Image

In this set, Barbie is reading a book about not being fat (which contains the step "Don't eat" in it, and it shows that she is underweight.

This set brings bad lessons to children. Some kids are just fat and can't help it.

14 Monster High Doll Monster High Doll Product Image

I used to have these dolls when I was younger.

15 Kinder Surprise

I just wanna say I feel really sorry for any country that has these unholy things sold in stores everywhere. It's bad enough that America has Kinder Joy now but I pray to God that Kinder Surprise doesn't make it to my country.

Banned in America because its not supposed to be for babies.

America banned it because one stupid 2 year old choked on it. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FOR 2 YEAR OLDS!

16 WWF LJN Junkyard Dog 1985 Loose Action Figure w/Dog Collar and Red Chain WWF LJN Junkyard Dog 1985 Loose Action Figure w/Dog Collar and Red Chain Product Image

I was thinking of a different toy when I put this here.

Bloods they should have made a crip doll 2

17 Spongebob Balloon

It looks innocent at first. but one one part under his pants LOOKS LIKE a penis

18 Shopkins

I totally agree. Season 1 was by far the best. Then season two was good. Now-a-days I only buy newer shopkins to trade for season 1 and 2! So far the worst has been the hats... WHO CAME UP WITH THE HATS?!

Shopkins that should exist (but never will)
- Connah Condom (Clear)
- Darius Deodrant (Scented)

I love shopkins. I have a lot of them.

A waste of money

19 Lawn Darts

I don't like them because they'll kill someone or me.

20 Air Pirates Funnies #1 Air Pirates Funnies #1 Product Image

Air Pirates were non-liscensed Mickey Mouse comics where he talks about things such as sex.

21 Nerf Guns
22 Fidget Spinners

How did this get onto the list? I need answers. And I need them soon. Fidget spinners are the bomb! They're one of the best toys out there!

23 The Grossery Gang

Stupid shopkins rip offs they are so gross

They suck! Why moose WHY?

24 Barbie Doll Barbie Doll Product Image

You hate a really old doll. Oh she has boobs? Oh she is ridiculously too thin and so girls would go anorexic? I don't think any girl who played with her has actually noticed or cared about how thin she is or having boobs. At the end of the day its just a plastic doll and people just overreact about the thinness, boobs.

Why do girls toys get attacked but boys toys get celebrated. Is it because toys rhyme with boys. So toys are just for boys and female ones suck.

What? Barbie is amazing and I'm literally 15. Though I do have autism so maybe my mind is set back a little?

I seriously hate Barbie she should be in the top ten

25 Dora The Explorer Plush Doll

Why do you call dolls, plush. Its soft toy.

Duh! Dora is the worst!

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