Top Ten Worst Kids Toys Ever Released

The Top Ten
1 Blue Q Drug Dealer Magnet Set

Uh, what? Parents are dumb enough to buy this for their kids?! A...drug dealer set...really fun to open on your birthday/Christmas.

Something like this needs no explanation.

How in the world is this kid friendly?

2 Lego Fabuland Peter Pig the Cook 3703

You probably don't know about Fabuland, but it was a LEGO series released in the 1970's. It contained creepy looking characters in very boring sets. This is the worst though, as it only has one character.

3 Doggie Doo

I used to own this product when I was younger and loved it. Nowadays I just think 'why did I ever want this? '

I actually saw a bunch of T.V. commercials for this product.

4 Hitler Doll

Any child who has one of these dolls clearly doesn't know who Hitler is and what he did to Jews.

What next a Kim Jong Un doll?
This is just STUPID.
Whoever made this doll was mental or high.

I think the meme lovers will buy it because this guy is a meme, but I won't buy it at all. if I did? I'll throw it away in the trash.

If I ever got one of these I would destroy it!

5 Giant Microbes Prostate Cancer Plush Toy

People who hate stuff call it cancer.
But what drugs were the creators of this toy taking when they made this? It's a disease that kills people every day, even now as you type.

Cancer isn't funny, kids should stop playing with fatal diseases.

This also needs no explanation.

Cancer is not funny.

6 Vintage Batman Water Gun

Batman isn't the only character this happened to, there's Donald Duck, Popeye, Dumbo, etc.

In this toy, you actually push on Batman's privates to use it.

There is great sickness abroad in the land.

This is just wrong...

7 Barbie Midge & Baby Happy Family by Mattel

For some reason, this toy has a lot of knock-off products. Who'd want to rip off something like this?

This toy promoted underage pregnancy.

8 Teddy Ruxpin
9 Furby

I had a Shelby from McDonalds in 2001, it wasn't noisy it never kept me awake at night. I would've thrown it away if that happened. I just thought it was a cute little baby. Smaller than Furby's look like a clam. I don't even think it really talked. But it was from McDonalds not a toy shop.

I bought furby connect in 2017, I took it home but all it did was making weird impressions with its eyes.

10 Giant Microbes Black Death - The Plague Plush Toy

Sounds lovely, where can I buy it?

This needs no explanation.

The Contenders
11 Giant Microbes Ebola Virus Plush Toy

Is this a real toy? The other disease toys had pictures but this one doesn't.

12 Water Weenies

Drax the Destroyer (Guardians of the Galaxy) reaction : Uhahaahahaaha!

Top 10 material. Just watch Matthew Santoro's Top 10 disturbing toys.

13 Monster High Doll

I used to have these dolls when I was younger.

14 Tweety Barbie Sleep Over Party Warner Bros. Studio Store Doll

In this set, Barbie is reading a book about not being fat (which contains the step "Don't eat" in it, and it shows that she is underweight.

This set brings bad lessons to children. Some kids are just fat and can't help it.

15 Kinder Surprise

I just wanna say I feel really sorry for any country that has these unholy things sold in stores everywhere. It's bad enough that America has Kinder Joy now but I pray to God that Kinder Surprise doesn't make it to my country.

Banned in America because its not supposed to be for babies.

16 WWF LJN Junkyard Dog 1985 Loose Action Figure w/Dog Collar and Red Chain

I was thinking of a different toy when I put this here.

17 Spongebob Balloon

It looks innocent at first. but one one part under his pants LOOKS LIKE a penis

18 Shopkins

I love shopkins. I have a lot of them.

A waste of money

19 Air Pirates Funnies #1

Air Pirates were non-liscensed Mickey Mouse comics where he talks about things such as sex.

20 Nerf Guns
21 Lawn Darts

I don't like them because they'll kill someone or me.

22 Fidget Spinners

How did this get onto the list? I need answers. And I need them soon. Fidget spinners are the bomb! They're one of the best toys out there!

23 Barbie Doll

You hate a really old doll. Oh she has boobs? Oh she is ridiculously too thin and so girls would go anorexic? I don't think any girl who played with her has actually noticed or cared about how thin she is or having boobs. At the end of the day its just a plastic doll and people just overreact about the thinness, boobs.

Why do girls toys get attacked but boys toys get celebrated. Is it because toys rhyme with boys. So toys are just for boys and female ones suck.

What? Barbie is amazing and I'm literally 15. Though I do have autism so maybe my mind is set back a little?

Why isn't this higher?! Barbie sucks I want to burn her!

24 Condom Plush Toy

I personally love these. Better than a baby doll

25 Dora The Explorer Plush Doll

Why do you call dolls, plush. Its soft toy.

Duh! Dora is the worst!

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