Top Ten Worst Kids Toys Ever Released


The Top Ten

1 Lego Fabuland Peter Pig the Cook 3703

You probably don't know about Fabuland, but it was a LEGO series released in the 1970's. It contained creepy looking characters in very boring sets. This is the worst though, as it only has one character. - RalphBob

SO KAWAII - Officialpen

2 Blue Q Drug Dealer Magnet Set

What the!?! This is a creepy toy you'd see in a dollar store. Glad this was taken off the shelves. - RaccoonCartoon

Something like this needs no explanation. - RalphBob

How in the world is this kid friendly?

Just why

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3 Barbie Midge & Baby Happy Family by Mattel

For some reason, this toy has a lot of knock-off products. Who'd want to rip off something like this?

NO KID wants to know about pregnancy. Still, it isn't as bad as the bootleg versions which looked more inappropriate... - RaccoonCartoon

This toy promoted underage pregnancy. - RalphBob

4 Vintage Batman Water Gun

Batman isn't the only character this happened to, there's Donald Duck, Popeye, Dumbo, etc.

There is great sickness abroad in the land.

In this toy, you actually push on Batman's privates to use it. - RalphBob

This is just wrong...

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5 Hitler Doll

I don't really think this one was aimed for kids, but parents did end up buying it for their kids anyway on Christmas. I would be disappointed. - RaccoonCartoon

Oh my god not even funny I would light it on fire

Any child who has one of these dolls clearly doesn't know who Hitler is and what he did to Jews.

What next a Kim Jong Un doll?
This is just STUPID.
Whoever made this doll was mental or high.

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6 Giant Microbes Prostate Cancer Plush Toy

Cancer isn't funny, kids should stop playing with fatal diseases.

What the heck? Cancer toys? CANCER!? That's awful! Don't even get me started on the ebola Halloween costumes. - RaccoonCartoon

This also needs no explanation. - RalphBob

People who hate stuff call it cancer.
But what drugs were the creators of this toy taking when they made this? It's a disease that kills people every day, even now as you type.

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7 Teddy Ruxpin

That creppy

8 Doggie Doo

A game when you feed a dog and then collect it's poop. If you're obsessed with cleaning after dogs so much, why don't you get a dog? Actually, don't. You aren't trustworthy. - RaccoonCartoon

I actually saw a bunch of T.V. commercials for this product. - Catacorn

9 Water Weenies

Top 10 material. Just watch Matthew Santoro's Top 10 disturbing toys.

Drax the Destroyer (Guardians of the Galaxy) reaction : Uhahaahahaaha!

10 Tweety Barbie Sleep Over Party Warner Bros. Studio Store Doll

In this set, Barbie is reading a book about not being fat (which contains the step "Don't eat" in it, and it shows that she is underweight. - RalphBob

Now we all know why Barbie is so thin, it's because she's probably never touched food in her life! Not like she could eat with her plastic mouth. - RaccoonCartoon

This set brings bad lessons to children. Some kids are just fat and can't help it.

The Newcomers

? Lol Dolls

The Contenders

11 Monster High Doll

What the heck? These are weird, ugly and stupid. Why would someone think that ugly mutant monsters are attractive? There's also a 2-headed horse thing. Kind of gross. - RaccoonCartoon

I used to have these dolls when I was younger. - Catacorn

12 WWF LJN Junkyard Dog 1985 Loose Action Figure w/Dog Collar and Red Chain

I was thinking of a different toy when I put this here. - RalphBob

Bloods they should have made a crip doll 2

13 Spongebob Balloon

It looks innocent at first. but one one part under his pants LOOKS LIKE a penis

14 Air Pirates Funnies #1

Air Pirates were non-liscensed Mickey Mouse comics where he talks about things such as sex. - RalphBob

Gross. - RaccoonCartoon


15 Nerf Guns
16 Shopkins

Season 1 and 2 of these toys were good. Then season 3 came out. They were.. Okay.. But they aren't shop-themed like the previous seasons. Season 4, 5 6 and up continued. They just got lazy! They re-used old designs and the non-copied designs had nothing to do with a grocery store. I stopped liking them at season 4. - RaccoonCartoon

I totally agree. Season 1 was by far the best. Then season two was good. Now-a-days I only buy newer shopkins to trade for season 1 and 2! So far the worst has been the hats... WHO CAME UP WITH THE HATS?!

A waste of money


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17 Kinder Surprise

I just wanna say I feel really sorry for any country that has these unholy things sold in stores everywhere. It's bad enough that America has Kinder Joy now but I pray to God that Kinder Surprise doesn't make it to my country. - Aragorn98

Banned in America because its not supposed to be for babies.

America banned it because one stupid 2 year old choked on it. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FOR 2 YEAR OLDS!

18 Furby

I bought furby connect in 2017, I took it home but all it did was making weird impressions with its eyes.

19 Giant Microbes Black Death - The Plague Plush Toy

Sounds lovely, where can I buy it? - Merilille

This needs no explanation. - RalphBob

20 Giant Microbes Ebola Virus Plush Toy

Is this a real toy? The other disease toys had pictures but this one doesn't.

Who would want an EBOLA PLUSHIE? - RaccoonCartoon

21 Shavable Baby

My Grandmother saw it inside a toy store when she doing Christmas shopping, she bought it just because it was just so insane! On the box it says, "you can shave the baby" and "real shaving experience! " Because every child dreams of shaving an infant.

22 The Grossery Gang

Trash Packs obviously can't continue because they aren't doing well in sales anymore. Probably because they're literally garbage. So they decided to make this instead. - RaccoonCartoon

Stupid shopkins rip offs they are so gross - Officialpen

They suck! Why moose WHY?

23 Baby Alive Super Snack Snackin' Sara

I still like this and I'm big


24 Lawn Darts
25 Jurassic Park Tim Murphy action figure

Why did Kenner release a figure of a lame-o prebubecent boy who almost got killed by an Electrical Fence, and not of his older, and by some standerds cooler, sister? - Interrogator

26 Ever After High Doll

I will always be furious about the day someone gave me a Monster High doll for my birthday. I know that people say ''It's the thought that counts! '' but, she did not even think before giving it to me! The girl who gave it to me is obsessed with these dolls. She's actually a really nasty girl, so of course she gave me a really nasty gift! >:( - RaccoonCartoon

27 Fuzzy Wonderz


28 Hibou Smart Interactive Owl

A shameless ripoff which isn't creative AT ALL. - RaccoonCartoon

29 Barbie Doll

I seriously hate Barbie she should be in the top ten - Discord1

Why isn't this higher?! Barbie sucks I want to burn her!

They should create Barbie in Attack on Titan Set

I've always hated these toys. I hate it when people shove them in my face just because I'm a girl. In one of the sets, she comes with a book that says ''How to be skinny'' and the only page in the book says ''Don't eat! ''. - RaccoonCartoon

30 Barney the Dinosaur Plushie
31 Dora The Explorer Plush Doll
32 Bratz Dolls
33 Mikudayo Nendoroid Figure
34 Talking Galaxy Power Rangers
35 2010 Dino Megazord
36 Pink Lightspeed Cycle
37 Yellow Rangers from "Lost Galaxy", "Lightspeed Rescue", "Time Force" and "Wild Force"
38 Voltron Mighty Lion Force
39 Power Rangers Heroes of Space
40 Battlized Red Space Ranger
41 G.I. Joe "Street Fighter II" Vega
42 Phoebe

I hate bootlegs. - RaccoonCartoon

43 Fidget Spinners Fidget Spinners
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Top Remixes

1. Lego Fabuland Peter Pig the Cook 3703
2. Teddy Ruxpin
3. Doggie Doo
1. Blue Q Drug Dealer Magnet Set
2. Lego Fabuland Peter Pig the Cook 3703
3. Barbie Midge & Baby Happy Family by Mattel


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