Top Ten Worst Kids Toys Ever Released

The Top Ten

1 Blue Q Drug Dealer Magnet Set

Uh, what? Parents are dumb enough to buy this for their kids?! A...drug dealer set...really fun to open on your birthday/Christmas.

Something like this needs no explanation.

How in the world is this kid friendly?

Why does this exist?

2 Lego Fabuland Peter Pig the Cook 3703

You probably don't know about Fabuland, but it was a LEGO series released in the 1970's. It contained creepy looking characters in very boring sets. This is the worst though, as it only has one character.

Looks boring.
- TheDuttyGyal


3 Doggie Doo

I actually saw a bunch of T.V. commercials for this product.

I used to own this product when I was younger and loved it. Nowadays I just think 'why did I ever want this? '

4 Giant Microbes Prostate Cancer Plush Toy

Cancer isn't funny, kids should stop playing with fatal diseases.

This also needs no explanation.

Already offended

Why does this exist? Who would want this?

5 Hitler Doll

Oh my god not even funny I would light it on fire

Any child who has one of these dolls clearly doesn't know who Hitler is and what he did to Jews.

This doesn't need any explanation.

If I ever got one of these I would destroy it!

6 Barbie Midge & Baby Happy Family by Mattel

For some reason, this toy has a lot of knock-off products. Who'd want to rip off something like this?

This toy promoted underage pregnancy.

7 Vintage Batman Water Gun

Batman isn't the only character this happened to, there's Donald Duck, Popeye, Dumbo, etc.

In this toy, you actually push on Batman's privates to use it.

There is great sickness abroad in the land.

This is just wrong...

8 Furby

I had a Shelby from McDonalds in 2001, it wasn't noisy it never kept me awake at night. I would've thrown it away if that happened. I just thought it was a cute little baby. Smaller than Furby's look like a clam. I don't even think it really talked. But it was from McDonalds not a toy shop.

I bought furby connect in 2017, I took it home but all it did was making weird impressions with its eyes.

9 Teddy Ruxpin

Its in retro bookazines.

That creppy

10 Giant Microbes Black Death - The Plague Plush Toy

Sounds lovely, where can I buy it?

This needs no explanation.

Why do things like this exist?

The Contenders

11 Giant Microbes Ebola Virus Plush Toy

Is this a real toy? The other disease toys had pictures but this one doesn't.


12 Water Weenies

Sounds like a broken condom to me

Top 10 material. Just watch Matthew Santoro's Top 10 disturbing toys.

Drax the Destroyer (Guardians of the Galaxy) reaction : Uhahaahahaaha!

13 Tweety Barbie Sleep Over Party Warner Bros. Studio Store Doll

In this set, Barbie is reading a book about not being fat (which contains the step "Don't eat" in it, and it shows that she is underweight.

This set brings bad lessons to children. Some kids are just fat and can't help it.

14 Monster High Doll

I used to have these dolls when I was younger.

15 Kinder Surprise

I just wanna say I feel really sorry for any country that has these unholy things sold in stores everywhere. It's bad enough that America has Kinder Joy now but I pray to God that Kinder Surprise doesn't make it to my country.

Banned in America because its not supposed to be for babies.

America banned it because one stupid 2 year old choked on it. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FOR 2 YEAR OLDS!

16 WWF LJN Junkyard Dog 1985 Loose Action Figure w/Dog Collar and Red Chain

I was thinking of a different toy when I put this here.

Bloods they should have made a crip doll 2

17 Spongebob Balloon

It looks innocent at first. but one one part under his pants LOOKS LIKE a penis

18 Lawn Darts

I don't like them because they'll kill someone or me.

19 Air Pirates Funnies #1

Air Pirates were non-liscensed Mickey Mouse comics where he talks about things such as sex.


20 Shopkins

Shopkins that should exist (but never will)
- Connah Condom (Clear)
- Darius Deodrant (Scented)

I totally agree. Season 1 was by far the best. Then season two was good. Now-a-days I only buy newer shopkins to trade for season 1 and 2! So far the worst has been the hats... WHO CAME UP WITH THE HATS?!

A waste of money

I love shopkins. I have a lot of them.

21 Nerf Guns
22 Fidget Spinners

How did this get onto the list? I need answers. And I need them soon. Fidget spinners are the bomb! They're one of the best toys out there!

Are you delusional? Do you suffer from a mental illness? I'm sorry, but fidget spinners are so 2017

23 The Grossery Gang

Stupid shopkins rip offs they are so gross

They suck! Why moose WHY?

24 Baby Alive Super Snack Snackin' Sara

I still like this and I'm big

It's nothing, but crap.


25 Lol Dolls

Not as bad as a Hitler doll or a cancer plush but still bad, overpriced and overrated.

They did one that was "anatomically correct".

26 Shavable Baby

My Grandmother saw it inside a toy store when she doing Christmas shopping, she bought it just because it was just so insane! On the box it says, "you can shave the baby" and "real shaving experience! " Because every child dreams of shaving an infant.

27 Barbie Doll

You hate a really old doll. Oh she has boobs? Oh she is ridiculously too thin and so girls would go anorexic? I don't think any girl who played with her has actually noticed or cared about how thin she is or having boobs. At the end of the day its just a plastic doll and people just overreact about the thinness, boobs.

Why do girls toys get attacked but boys toys get celebrated. Is it because toys rhyme with boys. So toys are just for boys and female ones suck.

I seriously hate Barbie she should be in the top ten

What? Barbie is amazing and I'm literally 15. Though I do have autism so maybe my mind is set back a little?

28 Dora The Explorer Plush Doll

Duh! Dora is the worst!

Why do you call dolls, plush. Its soft toy.

29 Gooey Louie

Sounds gross.

30 Bratz Dolls

Dude Bratz are awesome! I wish I had one!

31 Jurassic Park Tim Murphy action figure

Why did Kenner release a figure of a lame-o prebubecent boy who almost got killed by an Electrical Fence, and not of his older, and by some standerds cooler, sister?

32 Ever After High Doll
33 Fuzzy Wonderz


34 Hibou Smart Interactive Owl
35 Phoebe

Bootleg Furby.
- TheDuttyGyal

36 Fortnite Funko Pop!

I mean, they are bad, but not as bad as a hitler doll or virus dolls.

Aggretsuko Pops are better

I added this.
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37 Funko POPs

Not that bad. I have a few Pokémon ones. The other stuff on this list is way worse.

These aren’t bad!

38 Condom Plush Toy

I personally love these. Better than a baby doll

I want one.

39 Owleez

These aren’t baf

40 L.O.L. Surprise Under Wraps Doll

L.O.L is the worst-theodd1sout

41 Rainbow Dash Flip and Whirl

I hate this toy! Nowadays it just blared WANNA SEE MY AWESOME FLIP READY SET GO I'm RAINBOW DASH SIT ME DOWN AND WATCH ME FLIP WANNA S- I didn't even touch it, no one else did, I didn't do anything. God.

42 Barney the Dinosaur Plushie

Lol! Barney is the worst!

43 Mikudayo Nendoroid Figure
44 Talking Galaxy Power Rangers
45 2010 Dino Megazord
46 Pink Lightspeed Cycle
47 Yellow Rangers from "Lost Galaxy", "Lightspeed Rescue", "Time Force" and "Wild Force"
48 Voltron Mighty Lion Force
49 Power Rangers Heroes of Space
50 Battlized Red Space Ranger
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