Top 10 Worst Kids Toys Ever Released

The Top Ten

  1. Blue Q Drug Dealer Magnet Set

    Uh, what? Are parents dumb enough to buy this for their kids? A drug dealer set - really fun to open on your birthday or Christmas.

    Something like this needs no explanation.

    How in the world is this kid-friendly?

  2. Hitler Doll

    Any child who has one of these dolls clearly doesn't know who Hitler is and what he did to the Jews.

    What's next, a Kim Jong-Un doll? This is just stupid. Whoever made this doll was mental or high.

    I think meme lovers will buy it because this guy is a meme, but I won't buy it at all. If I did, I would throw it away in the trash.

  3. Giant Microbes: Prostate Cancer Plush Toy

    People who hate stuff call it cancer.

    What drugs were the creators of this toy taking when they made this? It's a disease that kills people every day, even now as you type.

    Cancer isn't funny. Kids should stop playing with fatal diseases.

    This also needs no explanation.

  4. Vintage Batman Water Gun

    Batman isn't the only character this happened to. There's Donald Duck, Popeye, Dumbo, etc.

    In this toy, you actually push on Batman's privates to use it.

    There is great sickness abroad in the land.

  5. LEGO Fabuland: Peter Pig the Cook (Set 3703)

    You probably don't know about Fabuland, but it was a LEGO series released in the 1970s. It contained creepy-looking characters in very boring sets. This is the worst though, as it only has one character.

  6. Barbie: Midge & Baby Happy Family (Mattel)

    For some reason, this toy has a lot of knock-off products. Who would want to rip off something like this?

    This toy promoted underage pregnancy.

  7. Doggie Doo

    I used to own this product when I was younger and loved it. Nowadays, I just think, why did I ever want this?

    I actually saw a bunch of TV commercials for this product.

  8. Giant Microbes: Black Death - The Plague Plush Toy

    Sounds lovely. Where can I buy it?

    This needs no explanation.

  9. Giant Microbes: Ebola Virus Plush Toy

  10. Fidget Spinners

    11. The Newcomers
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    Harry Potter: Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Broomstick

    As the title says, it vibrated, which is just plain wrong and crude.

    Why must kids ride on something inappropriate?

    Back in 2001 teenagers were buying them.

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    Aquapets

    All Aquapets, to some extent, looked like something from a male's body. The Dora Aquapet was the most obvious.

    13. The Contenders

  13. WWF LJN: Junkyard Dog 1985 Loose Action Figure with Dog Collar and Red Chain

  14. Furby

    I had a Shelby from McDonald's in 2001. It wasn't noisy, and it never kept me awake at night. I would've thrown it away if that happened. I just thought it was a cute little baby. Smaller than a Furby, it looked like a clam. I don't even think it really talked. But it was from McDonald's, not a toy shop.

    I bought Furby Connect in 2017. I took it home, but all it did was make weird impressions with its eyes.

  15. The Grossery Gang

  16. Kinder Surprise

    I just want to say I feel really sorry for any country that has these unholy things sold in stores everywhere. It's bad enough that America has Kinder Joy now, but I pray to God that Kinder Surprise doesn't make it to my country.

    Banned in America because it's not supposed to be for babies.

  17. Tweety Barbie: Sleepover Party (Warner Bros. Studio Store)

    In this set, Barbie is reading a book about not being fat. It contains the step "Don't eat", and it shows that she is underweight.

    This set brings bad lessons to children. Some kids are just fat and can't help it.

  18. Shavable Baby

    My grandmother saw it inside a toy store when she was doing Christmas shopping. She bought it just because it was so insane! On the box, it says, "You can shave the baby" and "Real shaving experience!" Because every child dreams of shaving an infant.

  19. Shopkins

  20. Nerf Guns

  21. Lawn Darts

    I don't like them because they'll kill someone or me.

  22. CSI: Fingerprint Examination Kit

    This contained asbestos, which is a serious cause of cancer.

  23. Gooey Louie

    That scared me when I was little, especially the before-sneeze noises.

  24. Air Pirates Funnies #1

    Air Pirates were non-licensed Mickey Mouse comics where he talks about things such as sex.

  25. Water Weenies

    Drax the Destroyer (Guardians of the Galaxy) reaction: laughing.

    Top 10 material. Just watch Matthew Santoro's Top 10 Disturbing Toys.

  26. Oreo Barbie

  27. Dora the Explorer Plush Doll

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