Top 10 Worst Kids Toys Ever Released
Uh, what? Are parents dumb enough to buy this for their kids? A drug dealer set - really fun to open on your birthday or Christmas.
Something like this needs no explanation.
How in the world is this kid-friendly?
Any child who has one of these dolls clearly doesn't know who Hitler is and what he did to the Jews.
What's next, a Kim Jong-Un doll? This is just stupid. Whoever made this doll was mental or high.
I think meme lovers will buy it because this guy is a meme, but I won't buy it at all. If I did, I would throw it away in the trash.
People who hate stuff call it cancer.
What drugs were the creators of this toy taking when they made this? It's a disease that kills people every day, even now as you type.
Cancer isn't funny. Kids should stop playing with fatal diseases.
This also needs no explanation.
You probably don't know about Fabuland, but it was a LEGO series released in the 1970s. It contained creepy-looking characters in very boring sets. This is the worst though, as it only has one character.
Batman isn't the only character this happened to. There's Donald Duck, Popeye, Dumbo, etc.
In this toy, you actually push on Batman's privates to use it.
There is great sickness abroad in the land.
For some reason, this toy has a lot of knock-off products. Who would want to rip off something like this?
This toy promoted underage pregnancy.
I used to own this product when I was younger and loved it. Nowadays, I just think, why did I ever want this?
I actually saw a bunch of TV commercials for this product.
Sounds lovely. Where can I buy it?
This needs no explanation.
I had a Shelby from McDonald's in 2001. It wasn't noisy, and it never kept me awake at night. I would've thrown it away if that happened. I just thought it was a cute little baby. Smaller than a Furby, it looked like a clam. I don't even think it really talked. But it was from McDonald's, not a toy shop.
I bought Furby Connect in 2017. I took it home, but all it did was make weird impressions with its eyes.
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As the title says, it vibrated, which is just plain wrong and crude.
Why must kids ride on something inappropriate?
All Aquapets, to some extent, looked like something from a male's body. The Dora Aquapet was the most obvious.
In this set, Barbie is reading a book about not being fat. It contains the step "Don't eat", and it shows that she is underweight.
This set brings bad lessons to children. Some kids are just fat and can't help it.
I just want to say I feel really sorry for any country that has these unholy things sold in stores everywhere. It's bad enough that America has Kinder Joy now, but I pray to God that Kinder Surprise doesn't make it to my country.
Banned in America because it's not supposed to be for babies.
Why do girls' toys get attacked but boys' toys get celebrated? Is it because toys rhyme with boys? So toys are just for boys, and female ones suck?
What? Barbie is amazing, and I'm literally 15. Though I do have autism, so maybe my mind is set back a little?
Why isn't this higher?! Barbie sucks. I want to burn her!
Air Pirates were non-licensed Mickey Mouse comics where he talks about things such as sex.
I don't like them because they'll kill someone or me.
Not as bad as a Hitler doll or a cancer plush, but still bad, overpriced, and overrated.
They did one that was "anatomically correct".
My grandmother saw it inside a toy store when she was doing Christmas shopping. She bought it just because it was so insane! On the box, it says, "You can shave the baby" and "Real shaving experience!" Because every child dreams of shaving an infant.
