Worst Lyrics of the 21st Century

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Title says it all; The worst song and rap lyrics of the 21st century. In no particular order at first, but your vote and contributions can change that.

The Top Ten

1 "Beat that ***** up like Emmett Till" - Lil Wayne, Karate Chop

Emmett Till was a young black boy in the times of slavery who was brutally beaten to death (eye missing, face unrecognizable, cotton gin tied around his body) just becahse he whistled at a white woman. It was a very famous court case.

This was dangerously close to the worst song I've ever heard. Also, in my opinion this is Lil Wayne's and Future's worst song. - AlphaQ

Who is Emmett Till? - Catacorn

A black guy who flirted with a white woman and got beat up to death for it. - ProPanda

Oh god, help me. - naFrovivuS

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2 "She gotta big booty, so I called her "Big Booty"" - 2 Chainz, Birthday Song

He's got some bad lyrics so I'll call him "Bad Lyrics" - Martinglez

Forget the 21st century - this is one of the most mindless lyrics in the history of music. - Entranced98

Honestly, I laughed. Even though this lyric is awful. - Catacorn

How original... - MKBeast

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3 "Yo, shoutout to all you kids buying bottle service with your rent money! Respect!" - Katy Perry, This Is How We Do

Yo, shoutout to all you chavs hiding from the debt collectors! Respect! - Entranced98

This is even worse than that "Japanese-y" lyric. - NiktheWiz

4 "Put molly all in her champagne, she didn't even know it" - Rick Ross, U.O.E.N.O.

That's ' disrespectful!

RAPE! - MKBeast

5 "Put some new pictures up and quit denying your size; it's because of you that emo kids decide to die." - Brokencyde, Blame It On Tom
6 "Getting our nails did all Japanese-y" - Katy Perry, This is How We Do

Very terrible-y

7 "You make my pee-pee hard!" - Brokencyde, Sex Toys

If these lyrics aren't the worst lyrics out there than I don't know what is. This whole song is filled with garbage.

Am I supposed to be laughing or cringing? This is the worst lyric. - Catacorn

This is Brokencyde. What else do you expect from these kids. - MKBeast

BrokenCYDE is not funny. - Swampert02

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8 "If the light is off, then it isn't on." Hilary Duff - So Yesterday

The worst one I've probably ever heard next to 2 Chainz

This is probably the WORST lyrics I have heard from all the list. Get this in the top 5. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

I never knew that, thanks for telling me - Catacorn

This would make a good 2 Chainz lyric. - Zach808

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9 "Go shove a gerbil up your *** through a tube" - Eminem, FACK

Animal abuse. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

I'd put every line from FACK in the Top 5. - AlphaQ

10 "I ain't got no type, bad bitches is the only thing that I like" Rae Sremmurd, No Type

Nice way to contradict yourself, Sremmurd. - SwagFlicks

I ain't got no talent... I can juggle, I can cartwheel, and hit meatheads with a mallet!

And by meatheads, I mean you Swae Lee. - WonkeyDude98

Even as the best song of the album, this is still low in quality. This sounds like 10 year old Tygas but better of course cause everyone is better than Tuga. - AlphaQ

Did you know that Rae Sremmurd backwards is "Ear Drummers"?
(Lol I know this is irrelevant.) - BlueTopazIceVanilla

The Newcomers

? "I get stupid on a n***a like I'm autistic." - Kodak Black, Up in Here
? "I'm in the fast lane, from L.A. to Tokyo." - Charli XCX, Fancy

You do know L.A. and Tokyo are thousands of miles apart from each other, right? - NiktheWiz

The Contenders

11 "They say she young, I should've waited. She a big girl, dog when she stimulated" - Stimulated, Tyga

Really? Why would you fall in love with a GOAT? - AlphaQ

12 "Shush, girl! Shut your lips! Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips!" - 3OH!3, Don't Trust Me

I think the person singing this is the one who needs to shut his lips--- Oh, he's talking with his behind, sorry. - Swellow

13 "She looks so perfect standing there in my AmericanApparel underwear" - 5 Seconds of Summer, She Looks So Perfect

5SOS should quit the music industry and become comedians!

LOL!

14 "Boobs boobs boobs boobs Lotta boobs" Nicki Minaj, I Endorse These Strippers

That type of lyrics is stupid. Who wrote it? An 18 year old? - DynastiNoble

This sounds like it was writen by an 8 year old - Batmanisagender

Mmhmm bitc*y minaj in a nutshell - TristGamer

15 "She can't sing, she can't dance, but who cares? She walks like Rihanna." - The Wanted, Walks like Rihanna

Since when does Rihanna have a distinctive walk? - NiktheWiz

Today's pop stars in a nutshell. - Entranced98

16 "I had better sex; but I don't complain cause it's better than my hand" - Borgore, Turn Around

Horrendous lyric from the worst song ever made - DCfnaf

17 "F***** magnets how do they work?"- Insane Clown Posse, Miracles

Betcha he never found out how they work

They produce magnetic fields that draw metal towards them. That's how - DarkShadows

Google is your friend. - Zach808

Here is how to use the magnet:
1. take the magnet.
2. stick on a piece of metal.
3. be surprised. - Catacorn

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18 "I wanna see your peacock, -cock, -cock" - Katy Perry, Peacock

I laugh mindlessly when I hear kids say, "I look up to Katy Perry, she's my favorite singer! I wanna be just like her when I grow up! Talented! " - TristGamer

Fun fact: Only male peacocks are called peacocks. Female peacocks are called 'peahen', and peahen and peacocks together are called 'peafowl'. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

19 "It's wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding-dong" - Blood on the Dance Floor, It's On Like Donkey Kong

At least Gaga has something Dahvie does not have; Actual talent. - Swellow

It's wrong, wrong like Dahvie's got some talent!

Sorry, I had to. - WonkeyDude98

20 "She said 'I never wanna make you mad, I just wanna make you proud'. I said, 'Baby, just make me c** then don't make a sound.'" - Lil' Wayne, Bitches Love Me
21 "I'm your FACK" - Blood on the Dance Floor, It's On Like Donkey Kong
22 "All my diamonds shine ‘cause they really diamonds" - Kevin Gates, Really Really

I heard this song was worse than 2 Phones. I was not disappointed. - WonkeyDude98

Wow, I had no idea your diamonds where diamonds - LJJ207

23 "He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious?" - Avril Lavigne, Sk8er Boi

That's about as obvious as obvious can get. - NiktheWiz

Nope, not at all. - cjWriter1997

24 "Don't get suicidal like ya friend, here's a casket, STEEZ burning in Hell, my burner's in my belt, I'm really killing s**t, you ni**as killing yourself" - Troy Ave, Badass

I know that people like talking about the Emmett Till and the Big Booty line, but in this diss track against Joey Bada$$, Troy Ave makes light of the suicide of his friend, Captain Steez. I'll let that speak for itself. - djpenquin999

No wonder this guy’s latest album failed to even go Triple Plastic. This is too far. - Zach808

25 "Hol up, man, did ya see her interior?" - Wiz Khalifa, We Dem Boyz
26 "I know you like to thank your sh** don't stank, buy lean a little bit closer, see that roses really smell like poo-poo" - OutKast, Roses

I'm cringing so hard. - Catacorn

Roses from the local chavvy park obviously weren't the best inspiration for lyrics. - Entranced98

27 "In a French *** restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants" - Kanye West, I Am a God.

Kanye is so relatable. What is it with restaurants taking so long to make croissants, anyway? - BlarchBlaces

He THINKS he is a god but he isn't he's just ridiculous.

He Is A Punk.

Thaat's racist! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

28 "I'd be the smartest man if I were invisible" - Clay Aiken, Invisble

He IS invisible.

29 "Superman got nothing on me, I'm only one call away." - Charlie Puth, One Call Away

If you mean the Superman from Superman 64, then I am okay with it. If any other Superman.or Superman as a whole, then it's not okay. - SelfDestruct

30 "You should've had a check b***h!" - Rae Sremmurd, My X

This line is hilarious and true

This line is badass get it off the list

31 "Been a long time, I've been missing your body" - Chris Brown, Birthday Cake

Yes, it's been a long time because Rihanna got a restraining order placed, dimwit. - Swellow

32 "I woke up with a strange tattoo Not sure how I got it, not a dollar in my pocket And it kinda looks just like you Mixed with Zach Galifianakis" - Hot Chelle Rae, Tonight, Tonight

HAHAAHAHAA This lyric is just plain laughable

33 "Tell me, is it true that men are from Mars, is that why they be acting bizarre?" - Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea, Pretty Girls
34 "Because Chinese food takes away my stress; now I'm going to go eat Panda Express" - Patrice Wilson, Chinese Food

Someone should've told Patrice Wilson that Panda Express is not real Chinese food when he wrote this. - NiktheWiz

35 "Bitches suck my d*** cause I look like J.K. Rowling." - Lil B, Wonton Soup

That's essentially saying Drake looks like Squidward. - naFrovivuS

Lil B, your resemblance to J.K. Rowling is as similar to how Halsey looks like Dahvie Vanity. - Swellow

what? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

36 "Give it to her in the worst way" - Chris Brown, "Birthday Cake"

By "worst way" do they mean 'knife'?

"Knife" can go both ways, depending on what you mean... - BlueTopazIceVanilla

37 "Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick) I want to eat yo d**k (I do) But I can't f**k up my nails (I can't) So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks" - CupcakKe, Deepthroat
38 "My new b--ch yellow, she bl-w that d--k like a cello" - Lil Yachty, Peek A Boo

I shouldn't have to explain this. Anyone who knows what a cello is should know what's wrong. - MKBeast

The worst thing ever - DarkShadows

Please, rappers - Before you make extremely excruciating rhymes at least try to make sure they make snese. - Swellow

When people corrected him, he said he thought a cello was what Squidward blows😂😂😂 - BlueTopazIceVanilla

39 "Raised on Biggie and Nirvana, we are the new Americana" - Halsey, New Americana
40 "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains" - Shakira, Whenever, Wherever

As the visitor said, let the lyric speak for itself. It's on a level so bad it's good. - Swellow

I think this lyrics just speaks for itself

I'm really hoping something was lost in translation with this lyric. - Zach808

what - StayAlive

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41 Let me educate ya, and I ain't talkin' book - Jake Paul, It's everyday bro

You don't need a book to "educate" us. Get a pencil. - naFrovivuS

What does book have to do by educating someone? - Catacorn

42 "Every time I look at my d**k, I'm like holy s**t, that's a big d**k And every time I look at your d**k, I'm like holy s**t, that's a small d**k" - 3OH!3, My D**k
43 "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin', but if I got my Nina then ya know I'm straight trippin" - Dr. Dre, Nuthin But a G-Thang

This wasn't from the the 21st century. - RalphBob

This is in the '90's so nah. - AlphaQ

44 "Let's be friends so we can make out. You're so hot let me show you around." - Emily Osment, Let's Be Friends

We can make out? Inappropriate behavior, Emily Osment. - DynastiNoble

My childhood. Ruined... - RiverClanRocks

I'm at a loss... - WonkeyDude98

45 "I can tell you're curious It's written on your lips Ain't no need to hold it back Go head and talk your s***" - Ariana Grande, Focus

There's very few things I can think of less edgy than Ariana Grande swearing. - WonkeyDude98

Inappropriate! - DynastiNoble

46 "Your lies are bullets, your mouth's a gun." - Selena Gomez, Kill Em With Kindness

Whoever added this is on drugs

She is describing Danganronpa here, not knowing she is. - SelfDestruct

47 "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon" - Nicki Minaj, Anaconda
48 "Tell me why are we wasting time on all your wasted crying when you should be with me instead." - Shawn Mendes, Treat You Better

If this woman is in an abusive relationship, why not let her have an arm to cry on? This contradicts the part where Shawn claimed that the woman deserves a gentleman. - NiktheWiz

Shawn Mendes is a naked mole rat for being terrible at writing lyric. - AlphaQ

49 "Mix my milk with your Cocoa Puffs" - The Black Eyed Peas My Humps

Oh yeah. Pure class.

50 "Sex on the beach, and in the backseat..." - This Could be Us, Rae Sremmurd

No one wants to date these talentless hacks. Kids are watching you! I'm even banned from kissing random Chicks I see there! - AlphaQ

Way to ruin a perfectly romantic moment with a moment of pure lust. - SwagFlicks

What? I LOVE THIS SONG! And what’s wrong with this line?

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Top Remixes (8)

1. "Beat that ***** up like Emmett Till" - Lil Wayne, Karate Chop
2. "Put molly all in her champagne, she didn't even know it" - Rick Ross, U.O.E.N.O.
3. "I ain't got no type, bad bitches is the only thing that I like" Rae Sremmurd, No Type
WonkeyDude98
1. "You make my pee-pee hard!" - Brokencyde, Sex Toys
2. "Beat that ***** up like Emmett Till" - Lil Wayne, Karate Chop
3. "Put molly all in her champagne, she didn't even know it" - Rick Ross, U.O.E.N.O.
Elina
1. "Put some new pictures up and quit denying your size; it's because of you that emo kids decide to die." - Brokencyde, Blame It On Tom
2. "Yo, shoutout to all you kids buying bottle service with your rent money! Respect!" - Katy Perry, This Is How We Do
3. "Shush, girl! Shut your lips! Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips!" - 3OH!3, Don't Trust Me
NiktheWiz

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