Worst Sports Team Names

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The Top Ten

1 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

This is just a bit of a stretch.
If they wanted to still represent Anaheim, why didn't they just stay there?

Why is this number 1? How is Angels a bad name. You seriously think it's worse than Redskins, Indians, or Jazz (no jazz in Utah). - Smash64

I'd like to know what the guy who said "yeah, that sounds good" was thinking. - BKAllmighty

This is just lame. - JoeBoi

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2 Houston Texans Houston Texans The Houston Texans are a professional American football team based in Houston, Texas. The team competes in the National Football League as a member club of the American Football Conference South division.

If they're in Houston they're obviously texans. become the Houston lassos or something!

Why didn't they come up with a better name like the Rockets or ANYTHING other then the Texans. Its just lazy.

There is already a Houston pro sports team called the Rockets. They play in the NBA. - FasterThanSonic

There are lots of dumb names on this list. This is the dumbest.

So they chose to be idiots and name this after the state they play in? Come on, why don’t you be like the Houston Oilers 2.0 or something? - JoeBoi

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3 Phoenix Suns Phoenix Suns

? It fits perfectly with Phoenix, sunniest area in the US. What's wrong with suns? - Smash64

4 Utah Jazz Utah Jazz

Naming your team after a wimpy style of music. No other NBA team will ever view them as a threat.

Shouldn't they be in New Orleans? - Smash64

Utah isn’t even known for jazz, that’s New Orleans. - JoeBoi

5 New York Knicks New York Knicks

The name is actually short for knickerbocker, a name given to new yorkers a century ago, do your research bro

You spelt they're wrong and no their not fam your so bait

THERE TRASH

6 Cleveland Browns Cleveland Browns The Cleveland Browns are a professional American football team based in Cleveland, Ohio. The Browns compete in the National Football League as a member team of the American Football Conference North division. ...read more.

Brown is not a mascot. Just doesn't make sense. - Smash64

Really? After their coach? Would the New England Belichicks be bad enough? - JoeBoi

7 Washington Redskins Washington Redskins The Washington Redskins are a professional American football team based in the Washington, D.C. metropolitan area.

Pretty offensive to Native Americans. - JoeBoi

Most racist Name ever

Where Are These Guys From? Candyland

Racist. People are not mascots. What's next the Washington Caucasians or the Washington Hispanics? Stupid idea for a mascot. Native Americans deserve respect. This is their land, not ours. They were here first. - Smash64

8 Miami Floridians

Oh? So what about the Chicago Illinoisans or the Boston New Englanders? Naming your team after the state or region they play in is just absolute bull crap. - JoeBoi

9 Toronto Maple Leafs Toronto Maple Leafs The Toronto Maple Leafs are a Canadian professional ice hockey team based in Toronto, Ontario, that competes in the National Hockey League.

Funny, because it's "leaves" and not "leafs".

The ducks should be here.

Autism matthews

They suck.

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10 Minnesota Wild Minnesota Wild

Please choose a specific species of animals. Think...umm... coyotes. And the existing Coyotes should change their name to Cacti because that is what is in Arizona.

The Newcomers

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? Lakeland Flying Tigers

The Contenders

11 Philadelphia Phillies Philadelphia Phillies

They Should have stayed with the name Quakers, they have a role in the history of Philadelphia. "Phillies" just makes them sound lazy.

Ok. How about team names like the Pittsburgh Pittsburghers or the Denver Denverans? - JoeBoi

12 Stanford Cardinal Stanford Cardinal

Not that is makes it a better name, but it is Cardinal and not Cardinals because the team is named after the color instead of the bird.

I'm confused what this name is supposed to mean. - Smash64

Why is Cardinal not a plural? -

Maybe Cardinal is an Indian tride in California - bisonSD

13 San Francisco 49ers San Francisco 49ers The San Francisco 49ers are a professional American football team located in the San Francisco Bay Area.

The 49ers? They haven't been diging up any gold lately 5-4

14 Washington Wizards Washington Wizards The Washington Wizards are an American professional basketball team based in Washington, D.C. The Wizards compete in the National Basketball Association, as a member of the league's Eastern Conference Southeast Division.

"Abracadabra, the ball's in the net now! "

This is the exact opposite of what I'd expect a Washington D.C. team to be called.

15 Los Angeles Lakers Los Angeles Lakers The Los Angeles Lakers are an American professional basketball team based in Los Angeles. The Lakers compete in the National Basketball Association, as a member of the league's Western Conference Pacific Division. ...read more.

This team should be in Michigan or back in Chicago. If they are going to stay in L. A. they should be "The Oceaners" - westofohio

Is there a lake in Los Angeles I didn't know about?

I don't recall any lakes in LA. - Smash64

When they moved from Minnesota to LA, they kept the team name, even though Los Angeles isn’t even known for having tons of lakes. - JoeBoi

16 Oakland Athletics Oakland Athletics

Really? Not everyone on a baseball team is all that athletic. Would you call a Chicago team the pitchers? - JoeBoi

17 Los Angeles Clippers Los Angeles Clippers The Los Angeles Clippers, often abbreviated as the LA Clippers, are an American professional basketball team based in Los Angeles.

Better than Lakers name. - Smash64

18 Boston Red Sox Boston Red Sox The Boston Red Sox are an American professional baseball team based in Boston, Massachusetts, that competes in Major League Baseball.
19 Anaheim Mighty Ducks

This should be above the maple leafs.

DUCKS! Seriously

Hate all 3 of their movies, hate the cartoon show and I absolutely HATE their hockey team. They are so not the mightiest ever, they totally suck.

20 Orlando Magic Orlando Magic

They should move to Vegas. There's nothing magic about Orlando. - Smash64

Sounds like the name of a stripper - NicholasYellow

21 Idaho Vandals
22 Miami Hooters

This was a men's Arena Football team from the late 1990's (! )

23 Binghamton Rumble Ponies

"A tribute to the Triple Cities' rich carousel heritage, the Rumble Ponies is a herd of fierce horses that no carousel center pole can contain." It's funny because no one gives a flying french fry about carousels and the name is the polar opposite of fierce.

Adding "Rumble" in front of Ponies does not make it sound more fierce. - dsstew12

Just plain stupid!

24 Hartford Yard Goats

I wish they were still the Rock Cats. Yard Goats is a retarded name. - Smash64

25 Montreal Canadiens Montreal Canadiens The Montreal Canadiens are a Canadian professional ice hockey team based in Montreal, Quebec, that competes in the National Hockey League.

Who ever voted this is a jealous loser.

So dumb we all know they play in canaduh owned by a guy living in canaduh and followed by people from canaduh. Try and come up with a more creative name

26 Denver Nuggets Denver Nuggets

Denver Chicken Nuggets - Smash64

27 Modesto Nuts

I was thinking of a different kind of nuts. - Smash64

Seriously NUT? Your mascot is a Nut...

28 Richmond Flying Squirrels
29 New York Islanders New York Islanders

The ISLANDERS? What the heck! People who live on an island do not call themselves islanders. At least the Lakers have a catchy name. But the islanders is not catchy. That is why everyone pays to see the Rangers and the islanders get no money. And no money causes them to suck every year!

It's named after Long Island, dude. To be honest, I really don't care if a Team Name is catchy or not. I'm just saying... - MusicalPony

30 Kansas City Royals Kansas City Royals

There is nothing royal about Kansas City

It's a theme for the city (Royals, Chiefs, and we used to have the Kings) - Smash64

31 Chicago White Sox Chicago White Sox
32 St. Louis Blues St. Louis Blues The St. Louis Blues are a professional ice hockey team in St. Louis, Missouri. They are members of the Central Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League.
33 Golden State Warriors Golden State Warriors The Golden State Warriors are an American professional basketball team based in Oakland, California. The Warriors compete in the National Basketball Association as a member of the league's Western Conference Pacific Division. ...read more.

This should be 1

34 Montgomery Biscuits

Who names a team after a type of food? This name is the worst. - Smash64

35 San Diego Padres San Diego Padres
36 Miami Heat Miami Heat The Miami Heat is an American professional basketball team based in Miami, Florida. The Heat compete in the National Basketball Association as a member of the league's Eastern Conference Southeast Division.
37 Liverpool F.C. Liverpool F.C. Liverpool Football Club is a Premier League association football club based in Liverpool, Merseyside, England.
38 New Orleans Pelicans New Orleans Pelicans
39 Sacramento Kings Sacramento Kings

Go back to Kansas City! California has too many basketball teams. - Smash64

Were there ever Kings in Sacramento?

40 Scottsdale Community College Fighting Artichokes

All I can say is... Go Chokes!

41 Seattle Seahawks Seattle Seahawks The Seattle Seahawks are a professional American football franchise based in Seattle, Washington. The Seahawks compete in the National Football League as a member club of the league's National Football Conference West division.
42 Chicago Blackhawks Chicago Blackhawks The Chicago Blackhawks are a professional ice hockey team based in Chicago, Illinois. They are members of the Central Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League. They have won six Stanley Cup championships since their founding in 1926.

All they need to do is put a space in between black and hawks. Now the mascot is a black bird. - Smash64

43 New York Yankees New York Yankees The New York Yankees are an American professional baseball team based in the Bronx, New York City, New York, that competes in Major League Baseball.
44 New Britain Rock Cats
45 Florida Everblades
46 Savannah Sand Gnats
47 Middletown Middies
48 Philadelphia 76ers Philadelphia 76ers
49 Boston Celtics
50 St. John's Red Men
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