Worst Stand-Up Comedians Ever
Some people may say that the reason why people don't like her is that she is a woman. That is not true, I have seen very funny women that are funnier than some male comedians. She steals jokes, makes rude and disgusting remarks, and is overall not funny.
I personally have a huge distaste for Schumer's work. Though hate for her typically breeds sexist comments and rude remarks about her body weight, I genuinely think that she wants to be hailed as this beautiful feminist icon who isn't perfect and that's okay. It's a good message, but the problem is, she herself has not been able to carry that out.
Not only are her jokes often flat and frequently disgusting, but she constantly steals jokes. This has been proven several times, and many, many comedians have made allegations of her stealing jokes. It's not something to write off because dozens of Youtube videos have been made to compare her jokes to the accusers' and they're literally the exact same. We really, really need to be emphasizing this more in popular culture because, not only did she blow up in popularity despite her horrible sense of humor, but she became popular despite having stolen all that horrible humor. To me, that is a great tragedy to comedy.
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If you think she is funny, you need to go into your tool box and grab a hammer. Then grab a permanent marker. With the permanent marker, you need to make a big black dot on your forehead. To make sure that the dot is the correct size, please do this in front of the bathroom mirror. Once you believe the dot is a good enough size to be able to be seen from a few feet away, you will then proceed to try try to hit the dot on your forehead with the hammer as many times as you can. If you succeed, then you too will eventually be as talented as Amy Schumer is.
She should be in first. Amy Schumer is disgusting and not funny at all. I would rather stare at a wall for 2 hours than listen to her vulgar, hypocritical jokes. I have never once laughed at anything she said unless it was one of her ridiculous conspiracy theories against conservatives for why her ratings are so low. Amy Schumer is not only one of the worst comedians of our time, she is one of the worst celebrities too.
You think he's building up to a punchline, but then he suddenly veers off into some random rambling that isn't remotely funny.
I've heard that a lot of his material is stolen, but I'm not sure if it's true. Definitely not as funny as modern culture thinks. I don't like his comedy, similar to Aziz Ansari (who somehow pulls it off better) he just yells it or attempts to make it sound funny with the way he pronounces it.
Want to know what's funnier than actual clever comedy and creative jokes? A full-grown idiot screaming on the top of his lungs while spazzing out and making crude, tasteless jokes about genitalia that wouldn't even get smile from a 13-year-old!
I have never even known anyone who likes this belligerent screaming faux entertainer. He shouldn't be on this list, as calling him a comedian is an insult to every other comedian.
Everything he does just screams neediness! I can't stand him. He steals jokes and the worst part is they gave that idiot his own show. I cringe and feel the need to vomit every time I see his face.
The most annoying personality rounded off with the opinions of a stupid schmuck who thinks society is retarded when really it's just him and his stupid stereotypical nature.
An annoying, stereotipical, retarded Mexican who steals jokes from comedians way funnier than him. If he at least came up with his jokes, people would laugh at them.
Made a big career based on other people's material, and that's not funny. He's fessed up to it recently, but only after his career tanked.
I agree with the post: Not terrible, not great. There are way too many people rightly in this list that should be higher on this list that Sarah. She wouldn't be on my worst of list.
Cone on! This woman is talented and I think she's one of the most hilarious female stand-up comedians.
Not terrible, not great. Still acts like making fun of Christians and republicans is somehow edgy.
I really, really just do not like her. At all. I would start another holocaust just to kill her.
Uneducated working class simpletons like this crap. The kind of person who laughs out loud during one of this P.O.S.'s performances is the kind of person who drives around with a dead deer on the roof of his pickup truck and wants to make America great again.
Ugh. How is he so low? How can you laugh at the phrase "Get er done"? What is funny about it? Is it that he say's "er" instead of "it"? He is as funny as a burp. If its ridiculously long you might smile, but that's it.
Extremely unfunny. Definitely should be higher on this list than Sarah. Sarah has made me laugh (not much) but I have never even smiled, not even exhaled out my nose from a joke by this idiot
I love Larry! Terrific one liners and a likable personality! I don't think he should be on the list.
I swear to god having a dog turd on stage for an hour is more entertaining than carrot top
Was funny the first time, then repeat, repeat, repeat,...
He sucks and is so damn ugly
Was never funny. no humour. no intelligence or talent. and you can tell he hates himself because of it.
Just like Larry, he is a likable person and has jokes that make me roll on the floor in laughter. Shouldn't be on the list.
B.S. the talented Mr. Foxworthy made redneck humor mainstream.
You know you're a bad comedian when your entire career is based of a list that's only funny to rednecks
South Park was right about her weight. They really does look like that abomination that came from the Trapper Keeper.
God, I love the fact oprah put her on her channel to save her failing T.V. Station, but she is just outright not funny.
Didn't even know she was a comedian, but I guess that makes sense considering how wacky her political views are.
A disgusting person who is so incredibly angry at life that her comedy is a sad act of a shameless women.
If she ever said anything funny I wouldn't know due to not being able to stomach that annoying voice of hers for more than 5 seconds.
Always making dishonest excuses about her so-called "edgy" photo tweet of a decapitated head of our US President. Then again, you cannot wish death on any US president, even if you did it as a joke.
Besides that her comedy is horrifyingly unlistenable and unfunny. The only positive thing I could say about her is her voice role in the animated UPN Dilbert series. Other than that, awful comedian.
Not only is she unfunny, but she's one of the ugliest women I've ever seen too (no exaggeration, people). What a perfectly punchable face!
Thinks a photo shoot featuring the severed head of The President of the United States is comedy.
What sensitive uncultured swine made this list. You shouldn't be making list if your just gonna disregard their jokes and add random comedians, that you think hurt someone's feelings. If a joke pisses you off then you don't have the ability to correctly gage if someone is funny. Like trying to be a food critic, but you hate vegetables.
How in the heck is this guy not #1 on this list? He's not FUNNY. Seriously, Kim Jong Un is funnier than this guy!
"I'm not racist or sexist! The puppet said it."
Not clever. Not funny. Just kinda...annoyingly there.
This guy is extremely homophobic and his puppets are creepy!
Not only is he unfunny, but he’s also an absolute monster. He got Phil Hartman’s wife back into drugs. She then killed Phil during a crack bender.
A cartoon that somehow came to life, but forgot how to be funny or entertaining.
Remember that one time where he exposed his genitals at a comedy club?
Funniest quote "smells like Satan pinched a loaf in here" enough said
Stupid British humor, doesn't deserve to be recognized as a comedian
What? This guys a mega laugh
His material is painful to the eyes and ears.
I thought comedy was supposed to be funny
Had good 5 minutes... in the 90's
Black Gallager is better.
DAVE CHAPELLE'S BLACK GALLAGHER IS BETTER
Back in the 2000s and the early 2010s he was a legitimately funny comedian who made edgy and funny jokes but today he's the Scottish version of Stephen Colbert, making bad jokes about politics in a time when we're extremely divided.
He's Jokes were funny 10 years ago, wish he came up with some new material. A comedian who lost his gift
Just goes for shock value for every joke, nothing better than playground jokes.
Rudest comedian ever, make offensive jokes
He should have stayed on Saturday Night Live. He was funny then. I admit some of his games are fun to watch but honestly he kinda humiliates himself sometimes on his shows.
He's not great. He's just okay. Most people in the younger audiences would enjoy his show more because of the fun and exciting way he presents these A-List celebrities. The problem is that he only accomplishes this easy way of talking through very, very long fake laughing and tedious games. Even when he was on SNL, he wasn't great and often broke first. He's just notorious for laughing at inappropriate times and for inappropriate lengths. That's what diminishes his comedy quality. Honestly, he isn't a very funny person or a particularly entertaining one either; just his ability to bring on actually interesting celebrities and appeal to younger audiences has made him more famous than his more-deserving colleagues.
He used to be better, but now he just sucks. His T.V. show is awful. The jokes aren't witty and the humor is childish. Every episode is pretty much the same repetitive thing over and over!
I have broken down his show into a few parts. 3%- actual talking, 10% playing games, 45%- doing impressions, 52%- laughing. And yes, I know that adds up to 110%. He laughs that much.
He’s a British comedian
You can go through an entire set and not even smile once. His "jokes" lack any punch line, are completely inane and after he's done, your IQ has dropped by at least 50 points. He deserves to be on top.
It says a lot when "A Goofy Movie" is by far and away your funniest movie. He wasn't even the main star, and his face wasn't on-screen!
This douchebag just shouts and whines, and talks about things he hates, which can be a little funny at first, but then it becomes dull and boring. It's also annoying how he seems to be shouting all the time all through out his routine, as if his audience were deaf or something. His jokes are also not funny.
I was forced to listen to his pod cast today on a road trip... I wanted to jump from the moving vehicle within minutes... It was that bad. He may have a corky thing or two to say if you listen for like 2+ hours, but as a whole he sucks.
Yeah. He's jokes are slightly funny, but all that shouting is seriously annoying. His schtick is that of a college-aged type comedian, but is a balding mid to late 40's, viagra-using douche.
His comedy is for try not to cringe challenges. Every time I feel I should have a serious face but I feel like laughing I visualize his Brock Lesnar bit to calm myself down.
He won't be on any of my best of lists. But his John Madden impression is one of my guilty pleasures.
Impressionists should still have to have a joke or two in their arsenal.
I've now reviewed a few worst of lists where comedians were lambasted for their crassness. Paula wouldn't be on my 10 best list, but I wouldn't put her on a worst of list either. After numerous complaints about politically incorrect material from other comedians, is Paula's crime being too G rated?
Never found her funny.
Don't know why he's on here! Extremely funny guy!
I’m English, but am embarrassed is one of ours, America please adopt this talentless moron who tries to convince the audience he’s funny, shame on whoever is weak enough to laugh.
I wholeheartedly believe it would take me a frontal lobe lobotomy to find this guy even vaguely amusing
Whoever put this on obviously hasnt seen his most recent special, he has matured his humour massively
Dated, primitive, annoying
Boring. enough said.