Worst Stand-Up Comedians EverDarrell
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why is this guy a comedian? if he could just learn to shut up he could be a very successful mime.
"I can't come up with anything inherently funny, so I'll just yell a lot. "
I have never even known anyone who likes this belligerent screaming faux entertainer. He shouldn't be on this list, as calling him a comedian is an insult to every other comedian.
Worst ever!V 15 Comments
She should be in first. Amy Schumer is disgusting and not funny at all. I would rather stare at a wall for 2 hours than listen to her vulgar, hypocritical jokes. I have never once laughed at anything she said unless it was one of her ridiculous conspiracy theories against conservatives for why her ratings are so low. Amy Schumer is not only one of the worst comedians of our time, she is one of the worst celebrities too. - olliv
If you think she is funny, you need to go into your tool box and grab a hammer. Then grab a permanent marker. With the permanent marker, you need to make a big black dot on your forehead. To make sure that the dot is the correct size, please do this in front of the bathroom mirror. Once you believe the dot is a good enough size to be able to be seen from a few feet away, you will then proceed to try try to hit the dot on your forehead with the hammer as many times as you can. If you succeed, then you too will eventually be as talented as Amy Schumer is.
Painfully unfunny. She's like the female equivalent to Daniel Tosh, only much worse! Hell, I use to like her stuff.
No matter how many times you talk about your vagina, it isn't going to suddenly start getting funny. The jokes you steal are butchered by your obscene lack of timing. Please stop. I'm disappointed I share the same name as you.V 33 Comments
Everything he does just screams neediness! I can't stand him. He steals jokes and the worst part is they gave that idiot his own show. I cringe and feel the need to vomit every time I see his face.
An annoying, stereotipical, retarded Mexican who steals jokes from comedians way funnier than him. If he at least came up with his jokes, people would laugh at them. - ghmaster1354
The most annoying personality rounded off with the opinions of a stupid schmuck who thinks society is retarded when really it's just him and his stupid stereotypical nature.
Stupid gay fishV 9 Comments
I agree with the post: Not terrible, not great. There are way too many people rightly in this list that should be higher on this list that Sarah. She wouldn't be on my worst of list.
I don't know how she is able to sustain a career in comedy. She is extremely unfunny.
Cone on! This woman is talented and I think she's one of the most hilarious female stand-up comedians.
I dunno. I think she's funny :/V 7 Comments
Ugh. How is he so low? How can you laugh at the phrase "Get er done"? What is funny about it? Is it that he say's "er" instead of "it"? He is as funny as a burp. If its ridiculously long you might smile, but that's it.
I think Dan Whitney is a good guy. But, the cable guy shtick needs to go gently into that good night.
I love Larry! Terrific one liners and a likable personality! I don't think he should be on the list. - Ratman18
Adam Sandler at his worst is funnier than this prude. - CaptainMowzkerV 4 Comments
Just like Larry, he is a likable person and has jokes that make me roll on the floor in laughter. Shouldn't be on the list. - Ratman18
You know you're a bad comedian when your entire career is based of a list that's only funny to rednecks
B.S. the talented Mr. Foxworthy made redneck humor mainstream.
I swear to god having a dog turd on stage for an hour is more entertaining than carrot top
Was funny the first time, then repeat, repeat, repeat,...
Was never funny. no humour. no intelligence or talent. and you can tell he hates himself because of it.
I didn't even know she was a comedian until now.
South Park was right about her weight. They really does look like that abomination that came from the Trapper Keeper.
God, I love the fact oprah put her on her channel to save her failing T.V. Station, but she is just outright not funny.
Didn't even know she was a comedian, but I guess that makes sense considering how wacky her political views are. - lannypetersongV 4 Comments
What sensitive uncultured swine made this list. You shouldn't be making list if your just gonna disregard their jokes and add random comedians, that you think hurt someone's feelings. If a joke pisses you off then you don't have the ability to correctly gage if someone is funny. Like trying to be a food critic, but you hate vegetables.
Who made this list? Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and Jeff Dunham on the WORST list? Why? - Ratman18
How in the heck is this guy not #1 on this list? He's not FUNNY. Seriously, Kim Jong Un is funnier than this guy!
He is AMAZING. shouldn't BE ON THIS LIST.V 5 Comments
Ever seen her stand up specials? Not one funny joke. They're all overrated.
Thinks a photo shoot featuring the severed head of The President of the United States is comedy.
Agree with the above post. I've never heard her tell an actual joke.
Not only is she unfunny, but she's one of the ugliest women I've ever seen too (no exaggeration, people). What a perfectly punchable face! - lannypetersongV 6 Comments
Stupid British humor, doesn't deserve to be recognized as a comedian
Remember that one time where he exposed his genitals at a comedy club?
The fact that he isn't even in the top ten makes us all doomed. - RalphBob
Please make him number one. - RalphBob
Funniest quote "smells like Satan pinched a loaf in here" enough said
DAVE CHAPELLE'S BLACK GALLAGHER IS BETTER - djperth
Black Gallager is better.
This douchebag just shouts and whines, and talks about things he hates, which can be a little funny at first, but then it becomes dull and boring. It's also annoying how he seems to be shouting all the time all through out his routine, as if his audience were deaf or something. His jokes are also not funny.
I was forced to listen to his pod cast today on a road trip... I wanted to jump from the moving vehicle within minutes... It was that bad. He may have a corky thing or two to say if you listen for like 2+ hours, but as a whole he sucks.
Yeah. He's jokes are slightly funny, but all that shouting is seriously annoying. His schtick is that of a college-aged type comedian, but is a balding mid to late 40's, viagra-using douche.
His comedy is for try not to cringe challenges. Every time I feel I should have a serious face but I feel like laughing I visualize his Brock Lesnar bit to calm myself down.V 6 Comments
Had good 5 minutes... in the 90's
His material is painful to the eyes and ears.
I have broken down his show into a few parts. 3%- actual talking, 10% playing games, 45%- doing impressions, 52%- laughing. And yes, I know that adds up to 110%. He laughs that much.
He used to be better, but now he just sucks. His T.V. show is awful. The jokes aren't witty and the humor is childish. Every episode is pretty much the same repetitive thing over and over! - olliv
His voice sounds like a gorilla, even worse, my dad likes him of his stupid jokes!
You people are morons and don't know comedy if you think Jimmy Fallon is terrible..V 5 Comments
Just goes for shock value for every joke, nothing better than playground jokes.
He won't be on any of my best of lists. But his John Madden impression is one of my guilty pleasures.
Impressionists should still have to have a joke or two in their arsenal.
It says a lot when "A Goofy Movie" is by far and away your funniest movie. He wasn't even the main star, and his face wasn't on-screen!
You can go through an entire set and not even smile once. His "jokes" lack any punch line, are completely inane and after he's done, your IQ has dropped by at least 50 points. He deserves to be on top.
I've now reviewed a few worst of lists where comedians were lambasted for their crassness. Paula wouldn't be on my 10 best list, but I wouldn't put her on a worst of list either. After numerous complaints about politically incorrect material from other comedians, is Paula's crime being too G rated?
I wholeheartedly believe it would take me a frontal lobe lobotomy to find this guy even vaguely amusing
Don't know why he's on here! Extremely funny guy!
I’m English, but am embarrassed is one of ours, America please adopt this talentless moron who tries to convince the audience he’s funny, shame on whoever is weak enough to laugh.
Boring. enough said.
Unfunny, unable to stay on topic, and boring as hell. Just hearing his name makes me want to puke. Words cannot say how much I execrate his redundant excuses for comedy. - PositronWildhawk
This guy is living proof you don't need talent to be a big success in America. - Clint67
Just another overrated ass who will eventually fade into obscurity just like Pauly Shore.
Jesus how is this guy not higher? Have you even seen Jack and Jill or That's My Boy?
He has his moments...but he certainly does have his lows. - CaptainMowzkerV 7 Comments
I have watched a few of his shows and haven't laughed once. It's like watching a fifth grader do stand up.
Get him the hell of this damn list!
He is the idiot's comedian. Look up a movie called 'Soul Plane.'
I honestly couldn't decide who was more annoying between her and polly shore :/ - deadgrass27
Funny on Kenan and Kel, but he's not funny on his own
After he left Nickelodeon he's lost his touchV 1 Comment
Disgraceful, never laughed at anything she's ever said, in fact, I only laugh at the people who laugh at her
I'll admit I always found her cheesy. But seriously, she's more forgettable than awful.
Lame song routines, an unfunny Space Ghost Coast to Coast appearance, bad impressions... she's the worst.
Shrill, annoying voice and boring schtick. She alone destroyed Match Game 98! - Darrell
Um was this supposed to be Norm Macdonald? This being here automatically makes him the funniest comedian on this list (which he is anyway)
Model. Citizen. Very funny.
Annoying prick who needs to stop guest starring in shows and ruining them and making unfunny films and T.V. shows. Americans only like him because they think British comedy is sophisticated and that we all love him. But he's like marmite, 30% love him, 60% hate him and 10% doesn't know who he is.
I like a lot of his stand-up material. But in the Verizon commercials, the previous post accurately describes him as an annoying prick.
Absolutely painful to listen to. Nearly most of his stuff is unfunny.
Annoying brit.V 5 Comments
Such an overrated, talentless hack. I've seen 9/11 documentaries more funny than this a-hole. - phillysports
Almost never really funny, nobody will ever steal from him because his material is about half as good as the lower numbered comics on this list. Has somehow manged to sell out big venues, so you have to give him props for being among the best at both self promotion and subsequent self congratulations. Appears to suffer from a severe muslim persecution complex that is much worse than the entire population of other muslim comics combined. Did I mention not funny, unless you think his classic hanging with Kanye anecdote and bad dating stories are first rate material.
Clever, but not funny. The only reason people like him is because he's socially conscious.
Worst comic of all time
Get the hell out of here. This guy is funny, trust me. Watch his Road Trip video and you'll be on the verge of pissing yourself from laughing too hard. That's how funny Fluffy is. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Oh come on, he has fans all over the world, I've been to a couple of his shows, and it was definitely worth it
Saw him in person. Worth every penny.
How the hell is he lower than comedy Gods Bill burr, chappelle, ansari, silverman? people are so goddam stupidV 1 Comment
Whoever entered Dave Chappelle on this list needs their filthy ears cleaned and their fingers cut off so they may not type again.
The greatest stand up who ever lived. His presence invalidates the rest of the list
Dave Chappelle belongs on the best list not the worst...
Save chapelle is awesomely
Love his stand-up. Tired of Tosh.0
Best of all time.
Are you kidding me? This guy is a genius,witty and very talented.
One of the biggest assholes I've ever seen on stage.
The bloke is just not funny. 4-5 years ago, when he first came about he had a bit about him. Now his jokes are just old and recycled over and over and over again. 'Bad Education' was funny for about two episodes, then it just got repetitive. I never really understood why his dad was brought in to his act? The jokes were just not funny in the slightest.. His ironic humour about his physique and mannerisms on panel shows like a league of their own are so dead now. All he does constantly is say 'yeah I'm really hard' or make jokes about his upbringing. Yawn. Not funny anymore Whitehall. - Pb206
Just as unfunny and contrived as James Corden, who surprisingly doesn't seem to be on this list. Most of his humour comes down pretending to be awkward, which isn't difficult. Doesn't say anything insightful. Unoriginal and easily replaceable.
If it weren't for female solidarity, no one would actually watch Cho's stand-up routine.
Extremely annoying social-justice pandering freak who tries to liberate Koreans, but makes them live up to the stereotypes she is against. Blames white people and men for everything as minor as buying soap.
He has never once said anything funny. He simply says things that are not funny in the manner in which funny things are said.
Least funny person I've ever seen perform
Possibly one of the most overrated comedians of our time. Not only is he a total liberal, but his humor is stupid, not funny, and just weird. He was funny in Dumb and Dumber, but other than that I never found Jim Carrey that great. - olliv
WHY THE HELL IS JIM CARREY ON HERE? HE IS PROBALLY FUNNIER THEN THE JERK WHO PUT HIM ON HERE! HE IS SO FUNNY. ALSO WHY IS LOUIS C.K. ON HERE?!
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3. Jeff Foxworthy
2. Frankie Boyle
3. Eddie Izzard
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