Top Ten Worst Things to Shout In a Movie Theatre
Don't attempt this, please! Well, don't say I didn't warn you!The Top Ten
1 Wait... What Happened
Just to show you weren't paying attention
Shows you weren't paying attention.
2 My Boyfriend/Girlfriend Texted Me Everyone Shut Up
Rude. Especially if the audience are mainly seniors.
Be obnoxious and bother everyone!
3 Why Is She So Stupid... Not the Girl In the Movie, the One Next to Me
I hope the one next to you isn't having a bad day... Or her period
If you are a boy, good luck making a match!
4 Hey Tall Guy Get Out You Are So Annoying
You can just move seats, that's what I do
Hating on the tall people like a boss
5 I Love This Song Shut Up
Yet you are yelling like a hypocrite
Listen to it carefully!
6 I Wonder What Will Happen Next
Shut up and find out
7 Every One Stop Yelling
How about you stop yelling!
8 Spoiler Alert!
9 Hey That Is a Movie Pirate Oh Wait You Are Just Texting
10 Thar she blows!
One time I farted really loudly and I flew across the movie theatre. Then someone shouted this... I've never been able to set foot in a movie theatre again!
The Contenders
11 Walk the Plank
12 Every One Shut Up, I'm Trying to Play (Insert Mobile Game/App)
Especially if the volume is as loud as it can get.
13 Fire!
Could cause mass hysteria...
14 Allahu Akbar
15 I Got a Gun
16 This movie sucks!
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