Top Ten Worst Things You Can Do at a Metallica Concert

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The Top Ten

1 Insult the Band

Devoted fans will kill you. - IronSabbathPriest

Don't do this, you will be seriously injured - ToptenPizza

A LOT of people will gang up on you and kick your ass

You will DIE.

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2 Play Pop Music On Your iPod

And watch a bunch of Metallica fans destroy you - ToptenPizza

Playing St anger would get summertime beat up. - gemcloben

3 Wear a Justin Bieber Shirt

I would most certainly burn that, even if it includes YOU. - McKing1003

If you do this... Just... Your an idiot. - ToptenPizza

4 Cut to the Front

Do it. But you will get punched - ToptenPizza

5 Call the Music Bad

If you say this to my uncle, prepare to be listening to a 3 hour speech on Metallica and bands. - ToptenPizza

The music is good! - Pony

Do this at any concert and it'll be bad. The people are there for the artist in question! - PositronWildhawk

6 Start Singing a One Direction Song
7 Ask James "Are you sure about the pyrotechnics?"

James Is Very Sure About The Probable 2nd Degree Burns He Might Get Again - FettiMC

I can't stop laughing - LizardKing99

Maybe five of you will understand this. - AngryByrd

James-"why don't we f****** test em on you? " - Toucan

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8 Say That You Miss Dave Mustaine

The only people who would take offense to that are Metallica themselves, everyone who could actually hear you would agree. - Songsta41

Kirk Hammett will get offended...

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9 Dance Something from a Pop Video

Someone will notice, and doesn't care about the law. - ToptenPizza

10 Wear a Pink "Pop Is My Bae" Hat

I just hate haring "Bae". Don't you people know it's Danish for poop?

Prepare for dirty looks and slaps - ToptenPizza

The Contenders

11 Wear a Megadeth Shirt

It's almost like wearing a Metallica Shirt in a Megadeth concert.

While I love both bands, this is obviously a no-no. You will get jumped as soon as you enter the room. - Alpha101

Lol haha and asking the guys to play Symphony of destruction lolol

12 Tell the Band You've Been Downloading Their Music On Napster for the Past Few Weeks V 2 Comments
13 Compliment a Pop Artist

That is how to end up on the stairway to heaven, kids. - ToptenPizza

14 Call Metallica "Devil Worshipers"

I've checked their lyrics in several of their songs, and the only ones that were satanic were Mercyful Fate and Jump in the Fire. Mercyful Fate is a cover, so It isn't really Metallica, but the band who made all the songs included in this 11 minute song were satanic.

15 Say That Lulu Is the Greatest Metallica Album of All Time

Of you say this, you'll be hanging out with Lou Reed in heaven. - NikBrusk

16 Wear a Napster Shirt
17 Say That One Direction is Better Than Metallica
18 Say That Metallica is a Table

James Hetfield has already done that for you. - Skullkid755

19 Set Someone on Fire

Anyone seen Metallica Through the Never? This happened in the movie. - Songsta41

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20 Say That Lulu is Better Than Master of Puppets
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1. Say That You Miss Dave Mustaine
2. Play Pop Music On Your iPod
3. Ask James "Are you sure about the pyrotechnics?"
Songsta41
1. Insult the Band
2. Wear a Justin Bieber Shirt
3. Cut to the Front
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1. Insult the Band
2. Cut to the Front
3. Wear a Justin Bieber Shirt
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