Top Ten Worst UK Number 1 Hits

The Top Ten

1 Can We Fix It? - Bob The Builder

It was Christmas number 1 of 2000.
It was obviously the kids who made it number 1 they wanted their parents to get it.

Oh god this is badly bad of all unholiness

Proof that the uk has no taste in music. At least in the us we have REAL songs instead of T.V. theme songs - awesomenessdefined

U trash kid

2 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby

I watched Mr Blobby on television but this song...Mr Blobby robbed Take That they where supposed to get Christmas Number 1 with their song "Babe" if I was older I would want to kill Mr Blobby.

3 Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bombalurina
4 Axel F - Crazy Frog

Surely this should be the worst number 1 single of all time!
At least Bob The Builder's 'Can You Fix It? ' has proper lyrics and a tune.
Another reason it's the worst UK No1 single of all-time is the fact it prevented a much better song 'Speed Of Sound' by Coldplay getting to No1!
Also, this wasn't fun in anyway, let's not forget it was based on a annoying ringtone, I hated this song at school!

5 Flat Beat - Mr Oizo

WORST PIECE OF TRASH IN MUSIC HISTORY

6 Do The Bartman - The Simpsons
7 Chocolate Salty Balls - Chef
8 Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd Cover Art

Why is this not top?!

Most of this list is either mediocre or even mildly bad.

Everything is a MASTERPIECE compared to this KAK!

Why is the Bob the Builder theme at number 1?

Another former X-Factor finalist with an average singing voice, due to the media hype around this her debut single, it managed to make it to No1! Depsite been annoying and very poor

9 Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65
10 It's Raining Men - Geri Halliwell

The Contenders

11 Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
12 Every Loser Wins - Nick Berry
13 My Sweet Lord - George Harrison My Sweet Lord - George Harrison Cover Art

Poor lyrics, poor subject matter of George wanting to see God and never going beyond that. If it was because he had a wife (for example) who was dying and he didn't know what to do and he wanted to turn to God because she is religious but he feels God will not listen because he committed cold-blooded murder in the past, that would instantly be a better song!

14 Bom Bom - Sam & the Womp Bom Bom - Sam & the Womp Cover Art
15 What Do You Mean? - Justin Bieber

HOW HAS THIS SONG STAYED AT NUMBER ONE FOR FIVE WEEKS!?

16 Loca People - Sak Noel Loca People - Sak Noel Cover Art

Novelty 2012 UK No1 hit from a Spanish DJ. It's a very annoying dance song with a horrible beat and very few repeative lyrics "When I go the spain, and I see everybody partying, I say what the #!. Played at nightclubs or discos it's almost guartanned to clear the dancefloor of people.

17 You're Beautiful - James Blunt You're Beautiful - James Blunt Cover Art
18 Charlie Puth - Marvin Gaye Charlie Puth - Marvin Gaye Cover Art

This is one of the few songs in which I think a reference actually disgraces the person it is made about.

19 Nero - Promises Nero - Promises Cover Art

2011 UK No1 hit.
Dull, annoying Dub-step track that somehow got to No1 in the charts. One of most number one's of the 21st Century. The tune goes nowhere the vocals sound random, it's not my cup of tea or maybe I just don't get Dub-step.

20 Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce Musical Theatre

It left "Vienna" by Ultravox stranded at NUMBER TWO. Go to hell, Britain.

21 The Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say Eh Oh! The Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say Eh Oh! Cover Art
22 The Outhere Brothers - Boom Boom Boom The Outhere Brothers - Boom Boom Boom Cover Art

Why the hell were these 2 popular?!

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