Funniest Moments from the Deadpool Movie

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The most hilarious scenes from the 2016 film "Deadpool". While most of you have already watched this movie (if you haven't, then WHY?!?!), there are spoilers ahead.

The Top Ten

1 "Twelve Bullets" Scene

I laughed my ass off while watching this part! Here are some of the funniest parts:
- Deadpool counting down his bullets ("I've only got twelve bullets, so you're going to have to share! ")
- "Bad Deadpool." (shoots guy in the head) "Good Deadpool."
- Deadpool getting shot in the rectum - Mercwithamouth

2 Green Lantern References

"Please don't make the super suit green - or animated! " - Mercwithamouth

It's nice to see Ryan Reynolds poking fun at his career, which is something very few actors do even in movies like this

3 Deadpool's Baby Hand

"You might wanna leave the room. I bet it feels huge in this hand." - Mercwithamouth

Am I'm crazy or your hand is really small? - Blind Woman - Metts

4 Bob

Remember the scene where Deadpool is talking to Bob after killing some of Francis' goons? Hilarious! - Mercwithamouth

5 Opening Credits

This movie had the greatest opening credits I have ever seen. "God's Perfect Idiot"? "An overpaid tool"? "The real heroes here"? Comedy gold! - Mercwithamouth

6 Deadpool's Most Prized Possession

"My most prized possession." (Throws X-Men Origins Deadpool figure off-screen, then proceeds to break out a WHAM! album) "WHAM! " - Mercwithamouth

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7 Weasel's Insults

The funniest insult had to be, "You look like Freddy Kreuger face-f a topographical map of Utah." - Mercwithamouth

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9 "I'm gonna do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the 90s."
10 Zamboni Scene

"Tell me where your boss is, or you're gonna die!... In five minutes! " - Mercwithamouth

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The Contenders

11 Ever seen 127 Hours? Spoiler alert.

Probably the funniest reference I have ever heard. That scene had everyone in the cinema I was in laughing out loud.

Probably the best one. The EVEN better part was when after he cut it off he pointed the middle finger at Colossus. - AlphaQ

The very moment he said that I thought to myself "Oh god this won't end well"

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12 Colossus's Heroic Speech

Colossus gives Deadpool a lecture on why he shouldn't kill Francis and about how he can still be a hero. And it ends in typical Deadpool style. Hysterical! "You were droning on! " - Mercwithamouth

13 Stan Lee's Cameo

Lets be fair here, every Stan Less cameo is a joy to see

He doesn't get heart attacks seeing naked girls - Metts

14 Vampire Teeth Sex
15 All The Dinosaurs Fear The T-Rex
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