Top Ten Songs with Misheard Lyrics

The Top Ten
1 Purple Haze - The Jimi Hendrix Experience

Excuse me while I kiss this guy.

2 Tiny Dancer - Elton John

Hold Me Closer Tony Danza

3 Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival

"There's a bathroom on the right."

4 Beast of Burden - The Rolling Stones

I Will Never Leave Your Pizza Burning

5 Africa - Toto

I Left My Brains Down In Africa

6 Paranoid - Black Sabbath

I tell you to end your life

7 Fuel - Metallica

There are 5 versions overall

Version 1: Give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
Version 2: Gimme food! Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side!
Version 3 (I made that one up): Gimme Fool, Gimme Rah! Gimme what I sard!
Version 4: Gimme Foo, Gimme Fah, Gimme Dabadjabadzhah! (Wut? )
And version 5(someone else made that one up):Gimme fuel, gimme fire! Gimme me double Charizard!

Actual lyric:
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire.

Version 1: Give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
Version 2: Gimme food! Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side!
Actual Lyric:
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire.

8 Beat It - Michael Jackson

Feed It Feed It Feed It Feed It No One Wanted Me To Feed It

9 Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

I'm a lion! I'm a vinyl!
I'm a skittle! I'm a beetle!

10 Losing My Religion - R.E.M.

Let's pee in the corner

It sounds like he's "That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight" which are the actual lyrics

The Contenders
11 Every Time You Go Away - Paul Young
12 Blinded by the Light - Manfred Mann's Earth Band

Real lyrics: "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"
Misheard lyrics: "Wrapped up like a douche, another rumour in the night"

13 Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65

I'm blue I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy

14 Mrs. Robinson - Simon and Garfunkel
15 La Isla Bonita - Madonna

"Last night I dreamed of some bagel."

16 The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin
17 Heathens - Twenty One Pilots

All my friends are heated steak, eat slow - Twenty One Pilots

All my friends are eating steak and snow!

Steak and snow

18 Caramelldansen - Caramella Girls

Stupid comments made me mishear this song. Idiots.

19 Blank Space - Taylor Swift

"Gotta lot of Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane" - Taylor Swift

"Gotta love these Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane"

20 Turn Down for What - DJ Snake
21 Dancing Queen - Abba
22 Worst Nites - Foster the People

I heard "Let's go stealing, Mama should I?"

23 Chop Suey! - System of a Down

Probably because he talks fast or something.

24 Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Beatles

"A girl with colitis go by"

Real lyrics: "A girl with kaleidoscope eyes"

Colitis is inflammation of the lining of the colon.

25 Message in a Bottle - The Police
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