Top 10 Reasons Why Princess Rapunzel Sucks

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21Her quotes
22Her voice sounds strangely low

And this is why I want to bang Mandy Moore.

Because Rapunzel's voice actress is Mandy Moore but there's nothing wrong with it.

23She needs to be a queen

Before her and Eugene's coronation, Rapunzel and Eugene will be the king and queen of Corona.

24Her magical hair should be light brown

That's why I'm happy with Princess Rapunzel's hair - it's magical!

Don't tell me you hate her magic hair.

25Maximus should've been good the whole time
26She's more famous than Mario (or so Mario is more famous)

You mean Super Mario Bros, right?

27Tangled is girl-themed
28Her songs
29She rips off Knuckles the Echidna

How is Rapunzel ever a rip-off Knuckle the Echidna? What makes you think Rapunzel is a ripoff of Knuckles the Echidna?

Her appearance, but Princess Rapunzel has came around 182 years before the hyper-masculine Knuckles the Echidna, who used to be great as Classic Knuckles.

30She's stupid

How is Princess Rapunzel stupid? She's smart and intelligent.

How is Princess Rapunzel ever stupid? Huh? What makes you think she's stupid? Huh? I need and want specific answers now.

31She is bad-tempered

How is she ever bad tempered? Huh? What makes you say and think she's bad tempered? Huh? So what? Huh? I need and want some specific answers now.

32Rapunzel lacks an adult brother

So what? Rapunzel's an only child anyway you know so what's the problem? Huh?

Here's why I put that on the list, because Anna and Elsa are her sisters.

Here's why I put that on the list, because Anna and Elsa are her sisters.

33She mumbled in the climax of Tangled
34She is overrated

How is Princess Rapunzel ever overrated?

Mainly positive reviews for Tangled, the Archie Comics adaption of Rapunzel is really well-received, the songs have generally positive opinions, etc...

35Her dress

Princess Rapunzel's dress is pretty.

What's wrong with Princess Rapunzel's dress and what's bad about her dress? Huh? Give me some specific answers now.

36She loves Flynn Rider

Rapunzel and Eugene Fitzherbert truly love each other. So what? That's not even a bad thing.

37Her terrible mother

Mother Gothel kidnapped Rapunzel since she was an infant for her hair, due to it being able to heal anything or anyone. Especially use Rapunzel's magic hair to remain young forever.

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38Her big eyes

What's wrong with Princess Rapunzel's big eyes? I don't see anything wrong with her big eyes.

39Her freckles

Anybody can look cute with or without freckles. Rapunzel looks really cute with freckles.

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