Top Ten Stupidest Songs

Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

The Top Ten

Baby - Justin Bieber
Baby, baby, baby uh... This kid repeats the same thing like a broken radio..

The first time I heard my friend singing that... I thought I've heard the lamest, most boring thing ever.
He only says the same words over and over again. Not that I hate it or anything, but it lacks variety and artistic quality. Better listen to something else instead.


More comments about Baby - Justin BieberListen to sample

2Friday - Rebecca Black
"It's Friday, Friday, gotta get killed on Friday... "
"Seven A.M. and I go back to sleep. "
"Why have talent when you can become a music artist? "
"It's Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday... "
The worst song ever just repeats itself over and over, autotune doesn't help either but their something intriguing about Rebecca, I saw her in the street and she has a better ass then nicki minaj
This song will never be good, first time I heard it I was laughing my @$$ off so hard then I realized she was actually trying and I started laughing ever harder. First time I heard it I thought it was a joke so that's then I listened to it again and my ears felt like they were bleeding I ran screaming into my room yelling "turn it off, turn it off"
More comments about Friday - Rebecca BlackListen to sample

3Best of Both Worlds - Hannah Montana
You mean the worst of both hells.


This song makes me want to rip my ears out - a very stupid song sang by a stupid singer


She took Van Halen's title! How could she! I voted this song because of that, even though I've never heard this robot!
More comments about Best of Both Worlds - Hannah MontanaListen to sample

4The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis
This song needs to rot in a hole like a "dead fox". I don't see how anyone and tolerate this song. It makes Gangnam style and "Baby" look like a masterpiece. I know this isn't a serious song or anything but what went through the dudes head when he made this horrible song. The point of the song is "what does the fox say" and I KNEW it would be horrible from the title. It's just a furry singing about what the fox "says". It's terrible I couldn't even make it through the song when I first watched it. It's just a terrible song that's just made me want to smash my computer.
If you listen to this song you have wasted 3 mins of your Life and you will regret it!. And if you like this song there is certainly something wrong with you
I think we get it... Ylvis obviously doesn't know what a fox says so they choose to make a whole bunch of obnoxious noises to some how make their way up to number 1 on the billboards for quiet some time.
More comments about The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - YlvisListen to sample

5Umbrella - Rihanna
I don't know how it managed to stay at the number 1 spot for 10 weeks! I don't completely hate the song but I think it's very overrated
I despise this song and all of her other songs too!


I happen to like this song.. I think its great
More comments about Umbrella - RihannaListen to sample

6Barbie Girl - Aqua


if you listen to the lyrics its actually saying something important they tried to make the mood more dumb and poppish because that's what stupid blondes listen to and she was singing about that
I'd rather get stuck in a room of vicious dogs for an hour than listen to this twice


More comments about Barbie Girl - AquaListen to sample

7S.O.S. - Rihanna
This song is not that bad, but...
She can do better
Listen to sample

8Fergalicious - Fergie
I agree every one of these songs are dumb as hell but then again they are made for teenagers and most of em aren't very bright any how don't get me wrong I was a dumb little bastard in my teens also and looking back the music I listend to was just as stupid except for black sabbath they are still bad ass!
Listen to sample

9Hot Problems - Double Take
Was anybody else holding they get into a car crash, the first time they watched this video?


I'm suprised it's lower than anything by Rihanna
Listen to sample

10You and I - Lady Gaga
The picture alone made me soil my pants.
This is actually her best song in my opinion...
I love this song you peeps are cray cray
More comments about You and I - Lady GagaListen to sample

The Contenders

11Girlfriend - Kabbage Boy Listen to sample

12I Wanna F*** a Dog In the A** - Blink-182
Hope you have fun with that, Blink...
It's so stupid it doesn't even get a "listen to sample"

13We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Taylor Swift
I'm really gonna miss you picking fights
And me, falling for a screaming that I'm right
And you, will hide away and find your piece of mine
With some indie record that's much cooler than mine -

Do I really have to Say something to this Crap?
I have a huge disliking to taylor swift, she humiliated harry styles (who I love very much) she honestly cannot sing, and all her songs are about breakups, ahh boring! Get something new to sing about! :))
Needs to be the number one dumbest song
More comments about We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Taylor SwiftListen to sample

14Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus Listen to sample

15Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs Listen to sample

16Diva - Beyonce
Thanks God, Rihanna's trashy Umbrella is in the top 10 so now I hope this idiotic song will be in it. Beyonce looks like real NO Talent here


Listen to sample

17Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO Listen to sample

very repetitive song and its for kids only


This song is for children only! Not all people are children you know.


Stupid song, sang by a stupid singer, written by an overrated, stupid songwriter
More comments about Ocho-ocho

19Stars Are Blind - Paris Hilton
try being worse, it's hard.


Oh I thought it was Starblind by Iron Maiden. I'm relieved because iron maiden is epic even if Starblind isn't a great song. But Stars Are Blind is a really pathetic song and Paris Hilton (NEWSFLASH! ) is equally dumb.
Listen to sample

20Ebay - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Weird al shall not be on this list. Whoever put this on is an idiot
Listen to sample

21Brainpower - Freezepop
Seriously, this song must've been written by someone who was on drugs or was trying too hard to be funny.


Listen to sample

22Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart
No. I don't. At all. You look like a stalker in the photo they show. Probably because you are. But otherwise, he's okay. (okay singer. Or whatever. )
No. You look like a 100 year old pedo. Go to the doctor, you seem to have a sore throat
A song that from rod stewart that newer will be forgotten, good and professional concert facilities in future could be, horsens musicart city in denmark
Listen to sample

23I'm a Korean - Rucka Rucka Ali Listen to sample

24I'm a Gummy Bear - Gummibar Listen to sample

25The Duck Song - Bryant Oden Listen to sample

26Gangnam Style - Psy
Repetitive, stupid, and annoying. You probably don't know that Psy trash-talked America, right?!
This song is awesome it is like my favourite song
Pretty much the dumbest song ever in the history of songs existing
Listen to sample

27Through the Fire and Flames - Dragonforce Listen to sample

28Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
A real disaster it really really really really really sucks, it s so disgusting and inappropriate and SGJ
They are the to " sexy" as McDonald's is to "health food"
This song is so stupid! I wanted to rip out the radio every time it came on.
More comments about Sexy and I Know It - LMFAOListen to sample

29Ego - Beyonce Listen to sample

30Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
Seeing 30 Seconds to Mars above, let alone on the same list as any song by Nicki Minaj is quite frankly insulting.
This song is garbage in it's purest form. Horrible rapping with random computer noises and nonsensical lyrics does not a good song make.
This song is terrible. Not only is it repetitive with it's monotonous lyrics, it is also an extremely bad influence on today's highly susceptible generation.
How is it down here this is the dumbest song ever
More comments about Stupid Hoe - Nicki MinajListen to sample

31My Moment - Rebecca Black Listen to sample

32Pom Poms - Jonas Brothers Listen to sample

33Disturbia - Rihanna
It most be after Paris hilton, stupis song
Listen to sample

34Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis
What?._. This is a good song, looks like someone have a bad taste in music.
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who can't stand this song
Listen to sample

35Whip My Hair - Willow Smith
How the HECK could this be so damn low?! What's so special about whipping your hair back and forth?
A repetitive song about whipping your hair + an annoying rich girl with famous parents + a stupid young audience = THE WORST SONG EVER! Same with all her songs.
Listen to sample

36Orange Crush - R.E.M. Listen to sample

37MacArthur Park - Richard Harris
You know its bad when I would prefer to listen to Rebecca Black. This is the worst song ever made. People try to argue that pop music is not what it used to be. They are wrong, because this song hit #2 on the pop charts!
Sooooo bad... ("someone left the cake out in the rain..I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it"...etc.)
Listen to sample

38U.G.L.Y. - Daphne & Celeste Listen to sample

39We Built This City - Starship
Jefferson Airplane transforms into Jefferson Bubblegum.


Listen to sample

40This Is Why I'm Hot - Mims
Every song on here, except for Cyanide, are horrible! This song annoys me to the point I want to kill whoever has it on!


Listen to sample

41What's New Pussycat? - Tom Jones
Tom Jones can do better
Listen to sample

42I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred Listen to sample

43Cyanide - Metallica
I hate this song! (But then again, I do hate Metallica in general) and to the dude before me, you do realize, that you had to vote for this song before you could share your opinion, right? If you ask me, I'd say that's pretty counter-productive.
Listen to sample

44Disco Duck - Rick Dees
He probably laughed all the way to the bank....

45No One - Alicia Keys
Favorite song love it what is wrong with you
Listen to sample

46Yesterdays - Guns N' Roses Listen to sample

47Red Solo Cup - Toby Keith
Not all rednecks like this song. I don't and I'm a redneck.
I can't believe people like this song; only rednecks and douchebags love it...
Listen to sample

48Crank That - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
The most garbadge and over rated piece of crap ever. This song makes no sense. Soulja Boy is not even real rap, it's more like carrying some garbadge down the street.

49Sunglasses At Night - Corey Hart
Who wears sunglasses at night?


Listen to sample

50Muskrat Love - Captain and Tennille Listen to sample

51Sometimes When We Touch - Dan Hill Listen to sample

52Chinese Food - Alison Gold
If you thought Friday was bad, well guess what the guy who helped make that disaster is back.
" I love Chinese Food" YAY
Listen to sample

53I Love You - Barney
I hate you, you hate me,
Let's go out and kill Barney
With a big machete and a slice of the head,
Sorry kids but Barney's dead!
I hate you, you hate me, lets chase barney up a tree and slice him kill him through the night, Sorry but I killed barney!
That's my version.


54Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round' The Old Oak Tree - Tony Orlando and Dawn
Another group who laughed all the way to the bank...
Listen to sample

55Paradise City - Guns N' Roses Listen to sample

56Paranoid - Jonas Brothers
When it comes to this, tell your children to listen to Black Sabbath's Paranoid. Not this preppy pop garbage.
Listen to sample

57Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd
Put this on #1 please. This has got to be the most annoying song ever.
Cher Lloyd is the whiny awful singing chav version of Cheryl Cole. Terrible self absorbed song.
Listen to sample

58Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies
Dumb. if this was 10 years ago when more people knew what this song was it would be number 1. Just look at the name of the song. My mom thinks it stupid. My brother thinks its stupid. I think it's stupid. But surprisingly my dad thinks it isn't stupid. Just like the opinion before mine says, look up the lyricks and you will see how dumb it is. The only list this should be number 1 on. Come on people vote for this song. Nough said even though I said a lot.
This is the fith vote this should be in at least the top ten. I don't know how this is the crash test dummies most popular song when it is so dumb. Once terse was this kid. Just already tells you how dumb it id
Just so dumb and dumb and dumb and dumb and dumb. Just look up the lyrics
More comments about Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test DummiesListen to sample

59Sussudio - Phil Collins
Ordinarily I like Phil Collins but this was one extraordinarily dumb song with a dumb name and a meaning that none of the bimbo disc jockeys could or would explain. I wish I could go back and time and prevent the recording of this piece of trash.
Listen to sample

60Maniac - Michael Sembello Listen to sample

61Having My Baby - Paul Anka

62Bread and Butter - Newbeats
"I like bread asnd butter, she likes toast and jam, oh my baby left me, for another man..."
singer is a very fat man singing in a falsetto voice...
Listen to sample

63100 Years - Five for Fighting Listen to sample

64A Beautiful Lie - 30 Seconds to Mars
The only list 30 Seconds to Mars should be the top of.


Listen to sample

65Blue - Eiffel 65

66Whistle - Flo Rida Listen to sample

67Harlem Shake - Baauer
It repeats the same thing
Piece of poop for shallow dumbasses
Listen to sample

68What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction
How? Why is this annoying it is like awesome. I'm gonna cry now
Listen to sample

69Louie Louie - The Kingsmen
never did get this song. me gotta go ,we gotta go. Go where,the restroom. Repeats Louie Louie,too often.
Listen to sample

70Muscles - Diana Ross Listen to sample

71Feelings - Morris Albert Listen to sample

72The Rubberband Man - The Spinners Listen to sample

73Save the Best for Last - Vanessa Williams Listen to sample

74Damaged - Danity Kane Listen to sample

75Doin' Your Mom - Fatty Spin Listen to sample

76Ai Se Eu Te Pego - Michel Telo
Just listen to this before voting... It's absolutely ridiculous and is in all Europe. This is the most repetitive song I have ever heard, the Brazilian version is bad but the American version is a real torture.
Listen to sample

77Everything at Once - Lenka Listen to sample

78Aquarius - The 5th Dimension Listen to sample

79Got To Give It Up - Marvin Gaye Listen to sample

80The Motown Song - Rod Stewart Listen to sample

81It Isn't, It Wasn't, It Ain't Never Gonna Be - Aretha & Whitney Listen to sample

82Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses Listen to sample

83Nightrain - Guns N' Roses Listen to sample

84Freak - Estelle
Estelle is a Freak
Thank goodness that none of t-swifts songs are on here she rocks and inwas named after her hey destiny emma nicole and all of my fellow friends from wcs district
Listen to sample

85F*** You - Lily Allen Listen to sample

86Flea Fly - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Flea fly off of me onto my dog!


87Starships - Nicki Minaj
Duh we all know starships were meant to fly and reach out and supposed to touch the sky

88Cockiness (Love It) - Rihanna Listen to sample

89Hello - The Beloved Listen to sample

90Die In Your Arms - Justin Bieber
He has the girliest voice ever. Rather than have him die in my arms I'd shoot him first.
Listen to sample

91Killa - Cherish Listen to sample

92#selfie - The Chainsmokers
This isn't even a song.
Listen to sample

93Mr. Brownstone - Guns N' Roses Listen to sample

94Street of Dreams - Guns N' Roses Listen to sample

95You Could Be Mine - Guns N' Roses Listen to sample

96Don't Cry - Guns N' Roses Listen to sample

97Who Made Who - AC/DC

98Dance Little Sister - Rolling Stones Listen to sample

99Massive Attack - Nicki Minaj
good theme for House... bad song otherwise. I can't listen to it for more then 30 seconds before wanting to pound my head off a wall!
Listen to sample

100Pork and Beans - Weezer

Comments About This List

Featured Lists
Popular Lists
New Lists

Top Remixes of This List






see more...

Posts About This List

List Info

This list was created 7 years, 38 days ago and has been voted on over 2,000 times. This top ten list contains 137 items, has been remixed 6 times.

Updated Monday, September 15, 2014

List Error Reporting

See an item on this list that's misspelled, duplicated, or doesn't belong? Let us know. Click here to report the error.