Top 10 Song Parodies From The "Nickelodeon Computer" Radiohead Album Parody Post On Reddit

Kiddier, crappier
Less cerebral
Cheap to make
Not budgeted too much
Spongebob Squarepants all day (7 days a week)
Always was far better than its vastly overrated Rocko contemporary
Admit it
Commercials (advertising microwave dinners and useless toys)
Calmer and more sterile shows
With safer jokes (no more phone-sex innuendo)
Or love motels (or frog cucks)
No adult humor
Careful to all animals (no mashing wallabies’ brains in juicers)
Never taking any risks (One Coarse Meal never existed)
Will frequently force memes in (Spongebob) episodes (most especially)
Kid shows only for little kids
Stylistic but not substantial
Censorship standing orders
Spongebob balloons at every supermarket
No intelligent satire or clever innuendo in the shows
Brainwash (America’s children)
No more Afraid Of The Dark
Or Kenan And Kel
Nothing so ridiculously nostalgia-pandering
Nothing so childish
At a lazier pace
Slower and less ...more

Please, no more cheap sex jokes; I’m TRY’NA get some rest
From all the choking chicken VOICES IN MY HEAD
OH MY (I may be Australian, but not a kangaroo)
OH MY (Filburt may be greedy, cowardly and selfish, but totally not a Jew)
Con-Glom-O’s king, and O-Town’s first against the wall
Their leader, Ed, has no respect for anything at all
OH MY (he may be arrogant, but not smart)
OH MY (his name is Mr. Bighead, and he’s a sniveling old fart)
Your grass hair MAKES you look like a LECHER
Wolf-raised, fat-arse, brainless spineless HEIFER
EVERYONE HATES ME! EVERYONE HATES ME! WHY WON’T PEOPLE JUST LET ME BE?!
I’M SICK OF LIVING IN THIS CORRUPT WORLD! ALWAYS CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP IN FETAL CURL!
Modern life here’s anything but civil
Filburt tore out his own housewife’s liver just to pay the bills
Though it’s replaced, the same cannot be said
For when we were well-fed and weren’t better off...dead…
THAT’S IT SIR, YOU’RE ...more

I hate
Living with all these kids
All of which are spoiled
Selfish and entitled
So ungrateful and coddled
Disappointed toddlers
Clinging onto bottles
They make me feel so, so tired and awful
Our precious little rug rats
Everyone’s favorite brats
Our precious little rug rats
Food fight
Spaghetti flying
Smeared (poop)
Babies crying
Guess it’s time to order
Some more brand-new wallpaper
One day
I am gonna make some
Mother FRACKING pudding
For Angelica the (future prostitute)
AT FOUR IN THE MORNING
Our precious little rug rats
Everyone’s favorite brats
Our precious little rug rats
I am
Going (flipping) crazy
(The) Babies are so lazy
Can’t even move without bouncing balls, see
One day
They are gonna grow up
And become my worst nightmare
All cynical and garish
Fashion-obsessed yups
Our precious little rug rats
Everyone’s favorite brats
Our precious little rug rats

We are the reason Nickelodeon
Keeps the 90s in its basement
And if we gross you out enough
You just might dry-heave your whole lunch
We are your face when you see Squidward’s
Entire toenail ripped off
Or Spongebob’s swollen, infected thumb
All spraying green garbage sludge
And even if we may
Be cancelled
We will still remain
In kids’ souls
YOU’RE THE REAL MONSTERS
We always hoped to give you nightmares
But mostly everyone just stares
(We’re) Just plain gross and annoying and weird
We never cause any real fear
So just dismiss us as a bore
Call us a Ren (And) Stimpy copy
It’s not like we haven’t heard it before
You think Rocko’s underrated? PLEASE
Even if we may
Be cancelled
We will still remain
In kids’ souls
YOU’RE THE REAL MONSTERS
YOU’RE THE REAL MONSTERS
YOU’RE THE REAL MONSTERS

I was so nice, so very nice today
To those insipid, dumb ingrates
Look at my hands, so calloused and worn-out from
Writing answers to their letters (so dumb)
I...AM...THE...PRESIDENT...of...HIS...fan club...
I...AM...THE...MUCH BETTER...character...OF US…
How easily I could end this whole farce
He’s...such a fool...such a DUNCE…
With these hands…these DIRTY hands...
I hold the combined fate of MILLIONS
(THEY) THINK...HE’S A GOD...BUT HE’S AS MORTAL AS WE
I hope that he chokes, that he chokes,
I hope that he chokes, that he chokes,
I hope Stimpy chokes, STIMPY CHOKES

The brains of the humans...I keep forgetting that they even have such a thing

They’re nothing but pigs for our mass-slaughtering,

Brainwashing and the organic harvest

Up above, the Almighty Tallest

(Are) Looking down on me like the snobs they are

Just because I never succeed in my mission

And have a sidekick as dumb as a wrecked car

My name

IS ZIM, IS ZIM, IS ZIM, IS ZIM

IS ZIM, IS ZIM, IS ZIM, IS ZIM

I wish that they'd flock to the new shopping mall

And its store called Hot Topic (where they’d)

Buy all my merch with their beautiful dollars

So I can kill all of those emo [jerks] (and steal it)

I'd tell all my friends but they'd never believe me

They'd think that I've finally lost it completely

I'd show them the [inner workings of humans],

But they'd shut me away

In solitary confines

(LET IT BE KNOWN TO THIS ENTIRE SNIVELING AND PATHETIC JOKE OF A ...more

The brains of the humans...I keep forgetting that they even have such a thing
They’re nothing but pigs for our mass-slaughtering,
Brainwashing and the organic harvest
Up above, the Almighty Tallest
(Are) Looking down on me like the snobs they are
Just because I never succeed in my mission
And have a sidekick as dumb as a wrecked car
My name
IS ZIM, IS ZIM, IS ZIM, IS ZIM
IS ZIM, IS ZIM, IS ZIM, IS ZIM
I wish that they'd flock to the new shopping mall
And its store called Hot Topic (where they’d)
Buy all my merch with their beautiful dollars
So I can kill all of those emo [jerks] (and steal it)
I'd tell all my friends but they'd never believe me
They'd think that I've finally lost it completely
I'd show them the guts and the blood of virgins,
But they'd shut me away
In solitary confines
(LET IT BE KNOWN TO THIS ENTIRE SNIVELING AND PATHETIC JOKE OF A UNIVERSE THAT)
My name IS ZIM, IS ZIM, IS ZIM, IS ZIM
IT’S ZIM, ...more

The ocean’s filled up like a landfill
My salary’s pitiful
My show’s old and stale
I’m now lame and irrelevant
Please let my series end
I’m not
Funny anymore
Please let me kill myself
So I can
Rest on the classic shelf
No more stolen Rocko concepts
No more nasty gross-out cringe-fests
No more wishing I was at my best
Kill me
Kill me
This is my final flip
My final Krabby Patty
No more burger-making for me
No more hijinks with my besties
No more hunting jellyfish with glee
Such a pretty dome and such a pretty woman
No more Patrick, no more Sandy
No more Krabs and no more Squiddie
No more Plankton (and) no more of me, please

The way that the repeated chant of "PLEASE BRING THIS SHOW BACK" at the end of the song transitions directly into Kiddier Crappier is just plain brilliant and extremely reminiscent of how Karma Police transitioned into Fitter Happier in the original album (right down to the album becoming SIGNIFICANTLY weaker after its FH parody and also attaching significantly less memorable and overall weaker shows to the songs)

(Which is made even funnier by the fact that the FH parody is also a satire of everything that's killing Nickelodeon itself, with No More Spongebob even tying directly into it by showing its tragically devastating effect on the show)

Danny Phantom, the ghost phenom
Friendly neighborhood Danny J Phantom
He captures ghost crooks just like flies
He lives in our world, but is spectral
He becomes a ghost completely at his will
With himself, he can’t live or die
Sure, the ghosts can fly, but they still can’t hide
Danny knows their ways, and they always pay
Danny Phantom has fangirls up the arse for good reason
He’s arrogant and suave (with) hair even sleeker than his skin
Sure, the ghosts can fly, but they still can’t hide
Danny knows their ways, and they always pay
I LOVE HIS SHOW SO MUCH; PLEASE BRING IT BACK, PLEASE BRING IT BACK
I LOVE HIS SHOW SO MUCH; PLEASE BRING IT BACK, PLEASE BRING IT BACK
I LOVE HIS SHOW SO MUCH; PLEASE BRING IT BACK, PLEASE BRING IT BACK
I LOVE HIS SHOW SO MUCH; PLEASE BRING IT BACK, PLEASE BRING IT BACK

I will save
I will save society
Once we fix my
Teenage engineering
I’ll trust myself to never spaz out
Well, my life as a
Teenage robot
Hasn’t been the best
But I now promise
I’ll save the world
And pass my robot test
Aliens
Hooligans and robots
Just like myself
Attacking Earth and I...AM...SCARED
I’ll trust my fuel to never run out
Well, my life as a
Teenage robot
Hasn’t been the best
But I now promise
I’ll save the world
And pass my robot test