Top Ten Absurd Countries that Don't Exist


The Top Ten

1 Noodlechoy

An Asian country filled with noodles and all the tourists and the one who love there are forced to eat noodles soup such as ramen and udon. - kontrahinsunu

2 Federated United States of Superheroes

A country filled with people became super heroes and you became too! Due to nuclear power from Darth Vader's crimson lightsaber. - kontrahinsunu

3 TheTopTens States of Votamerica

A country filled with us TopTenners. Our heritage culture are combined... USA's popularity. China's heritage, Russia's strength. - kontrahinsunu

I'll take the USA's heritage and strength. You can keep China and Russia's "popularity."

4 Sabvarmetal

I should totally visit this country if it exists! - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

And overworked psychiatrists.

The president is IronSabbath. A country filled with (rock guitar) metalheads! - kontrahinsunu

5 Xillimarian

The first X country. Very very unfair that W and X didn't had a country that starts with a letter said. - kontrahinsunu

6 Egguhtiasffgrrrrrreeeee

A place where we can play with eggs without shells! YO MAMMA! - kontrahinsunu

7 ImaginaryLand

A country where The Train of Thoughts are the only thing for transportation, Dream Productions make the movies (they also remade Never Say Never and made it extra good) and where we eat crackers and French fries only. - kontrahinsunu

8 Wahrigifigadhafioona

Random country, no comment. - kontrahinsunu

9 Nobieberland

They ban everything related to Justin Bieber... That's it... - kontrahinsunu

I think I should visit this country if it exist - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

10 Nowhere

The Newcomers

? Bikini Bottom
? Hezbollah Hezbollah

The Contenders

11 Happyland
12 Creepypastaland
13 United States of Canada


14 Trolland

Don't go there... They will assasinate you! For trolls only. - kontrahinsunu

15 Pen Island

Also known as penisland (penis land)

16 Union of Socialist States of America

What if? The US was communist? - RedAce66

17 Supercalifragilisticexpialidicious-land
18 Crappyland
19 Metaland

A country where everyone has to listen to metal. Every tourist that goes here is forced to listen to metal. I would love to visit this country if it exists - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

20 Animeland
21 Geometry Dash

The natives here are those block things from Geometry Dash.

22 Hauahmakatado
23 Biberland


24 California Republic
25 White-Surfrena
26 Kosovo Kosovo Kosovo is a disputed territory and partially recognised state in Southeast Europe that declared independence from Serbia in February 2008 as the Republic of Kosovo.
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