Best Gravity Falls Quotes

I really love this show. Tt's one of my favorites. What are its best quotes?
The Top Ten
1 You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. - Dipper

It's true. Love is something that can't be forced. All you can do is to try to be someone worthy of loving whether in friendship or romance

I love this quote. It sounds sweet and tells you the truth and about the world and about others feelings.

I gave this advice to someone who had a crush on me. I liked them as a friend and this helped ease them.

It's actually related to making friends. All you can do is strive to be someone who can be worth having hands

2 Reality is just a illusion and the universe is a hologram - Bill Cipher

Bill is definitely the best character and one of the reason are all his quotes! I could say a thousand of them (this one, funny how dumb you are, race ya to the bottom of the stairs...)

Bill deserves to be number one, not dipper. Dipper isn't even a main character. Toatally. Yeah.

Absolutely the best Bill Cipher quote in cartoon history!

It's actually " Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram. Buy gold. Byee!

3 Schembulock! - Schembulock

I love this quote! Because well that's all he ever says.

This doesn't deserve to be on #3. This isn't funny at all.

Just found my senior quote!

So wha the point? Anyway like it

4 If you're a side character, you get eaten in the first 5 minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character?! - Soos

Wow. BEST ADVICE: You are never a side character. You are the main character of your own story.

This quote is just awesome. Soos is just...Soos.

Dude, do you even think of stuff like that?

Yeah that's true

5 When there's no cops around, anything's legal! - Stan

This is so funny & true it deserves the Nobel prize. There's no bell since there were no cops around & Stan swiped it.

My friend once said something like that. She doesn't even watch gravity falls.

Its like saying, "Alright kids! As long as no one is around, go ahead and punch Pacifica Northwest in the face! "

The most true statement ever uttered.

Don't tell the cops!

6 Homework is wack and so are rules tucking in your shirts for fools - Rapper

I agree with this quote.

7 Disco Girl... Coming through... That girl in you - Dipper

In theater, some girls wanted to do the Mamma Mia play so the teacher put on Dancing queen. Me and my friend, instead sang this.

Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!

8 For tonight's final illusion we have the incredible sack of mystery. When you put your money in it, it mysteriously disappears - Stan

I've watched this episode a lot but this quote never fails to make me laugh.

Bill is so OVERRATED, Stan is the best. at least for me, and this, is my favorite quote of him.

Stan is the human version of Mr. Krabs

No, Stan is 10x more likeable than Krabs.

9 Who'd you like to buy the Stan-Vac vacuum? It sucks more than anything! - Stan

This one gets bonus points for working the word "sucks" into a Disney cartoon.

I have a better quote from grunkle Stan: You're never gonna see it kid... never gonna see it

This quote needs to go down in history.

One of the best quotes on the show.

10 Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous that a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder. - Stan

Stan just has 10 guns while there are kids and probably a bunch of monsters in the house, yet a ladder is still more dangerous.

Well, if Caboose from "Red vs. Blue" is holding said gun, then it's only dangerous for his own team.

This is my favorite quote ever!

But... There's a ladder in my house...

The Contenders
11 Dipper would. - Mabel

This was actually a touching scene. I don't remember who asked Mabel "who would do that for a stupid sibling? " After all the negative things he said. Then Mabel just realized how much sacrifice Dipper has done for her.

This is when Mabel realizes how much Dipper has sacrificed for her and realizes he loves her no matter wjat she wants and is willing to give up what he wants for her.

This brings back all the sacrifice Dipper willingly did for Mabel. It's an unconditional love.

I really love this quote. It shows the bond between Dipper and Mabel. It also shows that they would anything for each other
Gravity Falls lover

12 Void where prohibited no C.O.D.s accepted. Carla I've always loved you but I've never had the guts to say it - News Reporter

At the end of this episode the 3 letters back cipher says, "Carla why won't you call me"

13 Don't you know what it's like to fall for someone. Even though you know in your heart that it'll probably never work out? But you'd do anything for that person? - Mabel Pines

Agreed. Even though you might not get the girl or boy of your dreams, you still do anything for him/her. It's just how Pearl did everything for Rose Quartz

I love how she's literary describing dipper's feelings for Wendy.

Whoever said the stuff about Steven universe I respect you, these are two beautiful shows

14 Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes these creatures are often mistaken for... Teenagers - Dipper

Teenagers are not vampires or zombies, they are still alive.

Or Robbie because some teenagers aren't zombies.

Isn't this technically a Ford quote?

This describes me in the morning very well.

15 Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! - Mabel

Shut the hell up whoever is complaining!

16 Hey, wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes. My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is gettin' better! - Stan

This is the best

17 It's funny how dumb you are! - Bill Cipher

Bill Cipher is one of my favorite cartoon characters of all TIME! I love everything he does even when it's messed up *trys to hold in laugh while seeing Bill switched all the holes on Preston Northwest's face* I love all the episodes Bill's in he makes the show super interesting! But this is my favorite quote of his.

Bill needs to be higher. he's one of the funniest characters in the series, besides Stan. He said it so casually, too.

I have a page in my sketchbook with the best Gravity Falls quotes, and this one is on it!

Bill's quotes are the best. Alex Hirsch played the role amazingly!

18 I can buy and sell you old man! - Gideon

I honestly think that Gideon is the most stupidest character besides mcgucket. I wish he would get over Mabel. Two words Gideon. MOVE ON.

This was definitely his best quote. When I try to think of a quote for this and I blank, I remember this. I swear, it should be higher up. Sorry if I make no sense I'm tired ~S

Fair enough- bud. Wait, what?

19 I've seen some pretty amazing things this summer. But nothing as amazing as you and your sister. - Wendy

Wendy... Deal with it. You were mine but Robbie

Nothing is as amazing as the pines twins...!

20 Hey dude! Ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one - Soos

He have a funny name.

21 You're scared. Of growing up. And who could blame you; I'm scared, too. - Dipper

Best quote ever said by dipper! He's so kind to mabel. I wish I had that bond with my sisters.

This one honestly touched me, and it makes me so emotional every time I watch it.

Why doesn't anyone like this.

This was rly a touching scene. Dipper and Mabel really care about each other

22 Everybody's touching everything! - Dipper

This is just too precious to here from his mouth! *covers his mouth* Shh...I get're going to be a "Why am I sweaty? " as a bedtime story

I agree. That just sounds so wrong. Wash your dirty mouth Dipper

That sounds so wrong on so many levels...

This sounds, well...

23 This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. Welcome, one and all, to weirdmageddon! - Bill Cipher

Honestly, I love everything that comes out of this guy's nonexistent mouth. This was one of the lines that I actually didn't laugh at, though. It's actually a really cool moment when Weirdmageddon starts. This quote makes me feel things, like a mix between dread and exceitement.

I agree, if they had not put that quote in the finale, I most likely would have changed the channel...

*Passes out* Was I the only person who died when Bill said "Welcome to Weirdmageddon"?

This quote just pumps you up for the finale, and it's pretty damn epic. I love it.

24 Okay my original plan was to tape together a bunch of fishsticks to make a prosthetic pair of people legs - Mabel

That can't go wrong at all...

Sounds delicious yum

25 Dude, I made us some victory nachos. Don't worry, I only ate a third of them. Nah, half of them. Just kidding, I ate all of 'em! - Soos

The Nachos were secretly Bill in disguise.

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