Best Gravity Falls Quotes

It's true. Love is something that can't be forced. All you can do is try to be someone worthy of loving, whether in friendship or romance.

I love this quote. It sounds sweet and tells you the truth about the world and others' feelings.

I gave this advice to someone who had a crush on me. I liked them as a friend, and this helped ease them.

Bill is definitely the best character, and one of the reasons is all his quotes! I could say a thousand of them (this one, Funny how dumb you are, Race ya to the bottom of the stairs...).

Bill deserves to be number one, not Dipper. Dipper isn't even a main character. Totally. Yeah.

Absolutely the best Bill Cipher quote in cartoon history!

I love this quote! Because well, that's all he ever says.

So what's the point? Anyway, I like it.

Wow. BEST ADVICE: You are never a side character. You are the main character of your own story.

This quote is just awesome. Soos is just... Soos.

Dude, do you even think of stuff like that?

This is so funny and true it deserves the Nobel Prize. There's no bell since there were no cops around, and Stan swiped it.

My friend once said something like that. She doesn't even watch Gravity Falls.

It's like saying, "Alright kids! As long as no one is around, go ahead and punch Pacifica Northwest in the face!"

In theater, some girls wanted to do the Mamma Mia play, so the teacher put on Dancing Queen. Me and my friend instead sang this.

I've watched this episode a lot, but this quote never fails to make me laugh.

Bill is so overrated. Stan is the best, at least for me, and this is my favorite quote of him.

Stan is the human version of Mr. Krabs.

This one gets bonus points for working the word "sucks" into a Disney cartoon.

This quote needs to go down in history.

One of the best quotes on the show.

Every time I see this part, I get so sad and feel really bad for Dipper, despite him being a cartoon character. His eyes are wide, staring at Wendy and Robbie, and I just feel so bad.

This was actually a touching scene. I don't remember who asked Mabel, "Who would do that for a stupid sibling?" After all the negative things he said, then Mabel just realized how much sacrifice Dipper has done for her.

This is when Mabel realizes how much Dipper has sacrificed for her and realizes he loves her no matter what she wants and is willing to give up what he wants for her.

This brings back all the sacrifices Dipper willingly did for Mabel. It's an unconditional love.

At the end of this episode, the three-letter back cipher says, "Carla, why won't you call me?"

Agreed. Even though you might not get the girl or boy of your dreams, you still do anything for him or her. It's just like how Pearl did everything for Rose Quartz.

I love how she's literally describing Dipper's feelings for Wendy.

This describes me in the morning very well.

Bill Cipher is one of my favorite cartoon characters of all time! I love everything he does, even when it's messed up. (Tries to hold in laugh while seeing Bill switch all the holes on Preston Northwest's face.) I love all the episodes Bill's in. He makes the show super interesting! But this is my favorite quote of his.

Bill needs to be higher. He's one of the funniest characters in the series, besides Stan. He said it so casually, too.

I have a page in my sketchbook with the best Gravity Falls quotes, and this one is on it!

I honestly think that Gideon is the most stupid character besides McGucket. I wish he would get over Mabel. Two words Gideon: MOVE ON.

This was definitely his best quote. When I try to think of a quote for this and I blank, I remember this. I swear, it should be higher up. Sorry if I make no sense, I'm tired. ~S

Wendy... Deal with it. You were mine, but Robbie.

Nothing is as amazing as the Pines twins...!

Best quote ever said by Dipper! He's so kind to Mabel. I wish I had that bond with my sisters.

This one honestly touched me, and it makes me so emotional every time I watch it.

This was really a touching scene. Dipper and Mabel really care about each other.

This is just too precious to hear from his mouth! *Covers his mouth* Shh... I get it... you're going to be a teen... read "Why am I sweaty?" as a bedtime story.

That sounds so wrong on so many levels...

Honestly, I love everything that comes out of this guy's nonexistent mouth. This was one of the lines that I actually didn't laugh at, though. It's actually a really cool moment when Weirdmageddon starts. This quote makes me feel things, like a mix between dread and excitement.

I agree. If they had not put that quote in the finale, I most likely would have changed the channel.

*Faints* Was I the only person who died when Bill said, "Welcome to Weirdmageddon"?

The nachos were secretly Bill in disguise.