Top 10 Best Squidward Tentacles Quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants
"And then we die" is the best part.
This is my dad's favorite quote!
I think we all feel like this sometimes, especially his fellow food service workers.
Anyone could say this is a perfect catchphrase.
Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't play with their big meaty claws.
This quote is said in the episode "Naughty Nautical Neighbors," when Squidward is destroying SpongeBob and Patrick's friendship.
I feel like Squidward had a stroke.
Horseradish is not an instrument either.
This is the best line from Patrick.
I laughed so hard because of this.
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This should be number 1 in Future! Future!
Squidward: Future!, Future!. Spongetron: drops a brick on his head.
The thing is, it's not really funny to me, but it's one of the things that shows that although SpongeBob annoys Squidward a lot, the cephalopod does care for him deep down inside.
It had a hint of Tom and Jerry in that one.
The donkey noises mean ass, so that's cool.
Sometimes, I really don't get his quotes.
We understand you have a dying animal on the premises.
De-evolution is probably real.
Let's be honest. All of Squidward's quotes are iconic.
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Squidward is such a savage that that same quote was on a roast compilation.
Dang, dude, you are a legend! Get your own show! Please!
That is awesome! I'm going to have to say that sometime!