Top 10 Best Squidward Tentacles Quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants
This is my dad's favorite quote!
"And then we die" is the best part.
That's true on many levels.
It's just a stupid boulder!
I think we all feel like this sometimes, especially his fellow food service workers...
Anyone could say this is a perfect catchphrase.
This is my favorite line!
That was so funny.
Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't play with their big meaty claws.
This quote is said in the episode "Naughty Nautical Neighbors," during when Squidward is destroying SpongeBob and Patrick's friendship.
I feel like Squidward had a stroke.
Relatable on a huge level.
Doesn't he say that a lot?
I love that one.
What's that supposed to mean?
Squidward is a liberal?
This is the best.
Horseradish is not an instrument either.
This is the best line from Patrick.
This quote is pretty iconic.
Neither is horseradish.
I laughed so hard because of this.
Will he ever win?
Will I ever win?
This should be #1 in the Future! Future!
Squidward: Future!, Future!. Spongetron: drops a brick on his head.
The thing is, it's not really funny to me, but it's one of the things that shows that although SpongeBob annoys Squidward a lot, the cephalopod does care for him deep down inside.
The donkey noises mean ass, so that's cool.
Had a hint of Tom and Jerry in that one.
What have I done to poor SpongeBob?
Uh uh uh, Squidward.
Sometimes, I really don't get his quotes.
Squidward was so happy.
We understand you have a dying animal on the premises.
The second one is true.
My dad died when he heard this.
De-evolution is probably real.
Well, I guess it's true...?
He's got a point.
Imagine him in his underwear.
Let's be honest. ALL of Squidward's quotes are iconic.
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it SWIM.
Dang, dude, you are a legend! Get your own show! Please!
Squidward is such a savage that THAT same quote was on a roast compilation.
Isn't that a favor?
That face killed me.
That is awesome! I'm going to have to say that sometime!