Top 10 Best Anchorman Quotes
As the tittle says, what is your favorite quote from the movie Anchorman.The Top Ten
1 I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
2 What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.
3 Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection. Ron Burgundy: Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store.
Don't Pretend you're not impressed. Funniest line in the movie.
4 Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.
5 Brick: I love lamp!
6 Ron Burgundy: I will smash your face into a car windshield then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
This was Champ Kind.
7 You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
8 They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
9 I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
I think this quote is quality and extremely funny
10 You are a smelly pirate hooker.
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11 I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
I cried with laughter, one of the funniest films ever!
12 Brick: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
13 You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee.
14 Veronica - No, no. No, I did it. Ron Burgundy: - You b***h. [bears wake up] Ron Burgundy - You woke up the bears. Why did you do that?
So funny died laughing!
Also with "Oh, I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel. "
15 Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War Era.
16 Oh yeah, well where did you buy your clothes, the toilet store?
17 Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.
18 I don't know what we're yelling about!
19 Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
20 Brick Tamland: Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
21 Brick, where did you get a grenade? I don't know.
22 Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
23 Ron Burgundy: I’m in a glass case of emotion!
24 Brian Fantana: I'm telling you, this lady has really crawled into Ron's head. Brick Tamland: [breaks out laughing] That's a good one.
25 Ron Burgundy: [Ron's dog barks at him] You know I don't speak Spanish.
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