Top 10 Best Companies to Prank Call
When I called this happened
Employee - Sorry for the wait, how may I help you?
Me - Um uh yes well I'm not going to be able to come to work today I have explosive diarrhea
Employee - Umm... What your name?
Me - Um Sophia? (That's not my real name)
Employee - *In A SASSY Voice* You know I don't have your number right?
Me - Uh huh, yes
Employee - *In A SASSY Voice* Well We don't have a Sophia that works here
Me - *In A SASSY Voice* Well whatever Peace out girl!
Now I think she's going to call the cops lol
When you call say "papa is that you, papa john. I finally found you" or something like that
Say "You guys had the worst pizza in my life I will never come back ever! "
This was so funny when I did it.
I called and asked
"Is it true you have real pandas on your menu"
Lady- "Hold on let me check."
I hung up from laughter
I'm trying out ideas to prank call so I think this will be fun!
Yas! You totally need to do that... I think I will do it to!
Yes all the way
I called and asked if "they have any walls" and it went like this=
Me "Do you have any walls"
Employee "What are those
Me "you know W-A-L-L-s? "
Employee "I'm sorry I don't know what those are."
Say you got your stuf stuck in a Xbox tray and it wont open and say I goat dared and well everyone was drunk they thought that they conld play on my junk.
Ask them how much their basketballs cost. When they respond, say "Wow, your balls are cheap! "
Do you have any walls?
Call Chili's and say hey can I have a red hot chili pepper I'm really craving one
U suck they are closed
Are you a top ten!?
Actually I did that 1
Call and say I did not get my 300 buckets of musters haha them sorry I did not get that haha
Ask them, "how big are your buns? "
Where is the number
Cs188 says that with every kids' meal, you can get buttsex. So when you go, order a kids' meal, and when you call them, tell them about the buttsex promo. Also, if you get a toy in your kids meal, complain to them and demand for buttsex.
I called them once and asked," Is this a strip club? ", then hung up.
I'm going to call and ask for directions to the nearest Burger King.
Do you sell sad meals?
Do you sell sad meals
Me: Hello, is this PETA?
PETA: Yes, do you have any questions for us?
Me: Yeah, uh, do you know where I can get some delicious chicken?
Me: *Calls PETA*
Ingrid Newkirk: Hello, and welcome to PETA. How may we help you?
Me: *blows airhorn into the phone*
Me: *hangs up*
Me:I bought bird seeds a week ago and I planted them and I still haven't seen any birds come out of the ground!?
Me and my friend had Called pet smart and we asked "um last week we planted bird seeds and yet we haven't seen any birds come out." there answer was "so, wait another week and they will pop up." lol
Is this Apple? Yes, do you carry gooseberries?
Ask how much would they buy a used dildo.
RIP Staples... I have lost my holy shrine. Never will the experience of buying stationery ever be the same again.
Gimme a stapler