Papa John's Pizza
When I called, this happened:
Employee: Sorry for the wait, how may I help you?
Me: Um, yes, well, I'm not going to be able to come to work today. I have explosive diarrhea.
Employee: Umm... What's your name?
Me: Um, Sophia? (That's not my real name.)
Employee: (In a sassy voice) You know I don't have your number, right?
Me: Uh-huh, yes.
Employee: (In a sassy voice) Well, we don't have a Sophia who works here.
Me: (In a sassy voice) Well, whatever. Peace out, girl! (Hangs up.)
Now, I think she's going to call the cops. Lol.
When you call, say, "Papa, is that you? Papa John? I've finally found you," or something like that.
Panda Express
I'm trying out ideas for prank calls, so I think this will be fun!
Yes! You totally need to do that. I think I will do it too!
Chili’s
Call Chili's and say, Hey, can I have a red hot chili pepper? I'm really craving one.
Walmart
Ask them how much their basketballs cost. When they respond, say, "Wow, your balls are cheap!"
Say you got your stuff stuck in an Xbox tray, and it won't open. Say, I got dared, and well, everyone was drunk. They thought they could play with my junk.
Taco Bell
Taco Bell is an American chain of fast food restaurants based out of Irvine, California and a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, Inc. The restaurants serve a variety of Tex-Mex foods that include tacos, burritos, quesadillas, nachos, novelty and specialty items, and a variety of "value menu" items. As of 2018,... read more
Toys "R" Us
TheTopTens
TheTopTens is a countdown-based website founded and created in 2005 which consists of user-generated content. Visitors can vote, comment, like other comments, and view user-created remixes. Registered users can use the additional features of the site - such as creating lists, remixes, posts, messaging,... read more
Hershey's
Pizza Hut
Pizza Hut is an American restaurant chain and international franchise which was founded in 1958 by Dan and Frank Carney. When I went to Pizza Hut yesterday, I asked, Why isn't the restaurant a hut?
Call and say, I didn't get my 300 buckets of mustard. Haha, sorry, I didn't get that. Haha.
In-N-Out Burgers
In-N-Out Burger is an American regional chain of fast food restaurants with locations primarily in the American Southwest and Pacific coast. It was founded in Baldwin Park, California in 1948 by Harry Snyder and Esther Snyder. The chain is currently headquartered in Irvine, California and has slowly... read more
The Newcomers
? H-E-B
? Samsung
The Samsung Group (or simply Samsung, stylized as SAMSUNG) is a South Korean multinational manufacturing conglomerate headquartered in Samsung Town, Seoul, South Korea. It comprises numerous affiliated businesses, most of them united under the Samsung brand, and is the largest South Korean chaebol (business... read more
The Contenders
Wendy's
Wendy's is an American international fast food restaurant chain founded by Dave Thomas on November 15, 1969, in Columbus, Ohio. The company moved its headquarters to Dublin, Ohio, on January 29, 2006. As of 2016, Wendy's was the world's third largest hamburger fast food chain with 6,500+ locations,... read more
VEVO
Victoria's Secret
I called them once and asked, "Is this a strip club?" then hung up.
McDonald's
I'm going to call and ask for directions to the nearest Burger King.
Just be like, "Can I talk to Ronald McDonald?" or "Can I get a Krabby Patty?"
Peta Games
A subsidiary of the animal rights organization PETA, Peta Games develops video games aimed at promoting animal welfare. The company's titles often carry social messages and strive to raise awareness about animal rights issues. Me: Hello, is this PETA?
PETA: Yes, do you have any questions for us?
Me: Yeah, uh, do you know where I can get some delicious chicken?
Marvel
PetSmart
Me: I bought bird seeds a week ago, planted them, and still haven't seen any birds come out of the ground!
Apple
Apple Inc. is an American multinational technology company that specializes in consumer electronics, software and online services headquartered in Cupertino, California, United States. Apple is the largest technology company by revenue (totaling US $365.8 billion in 2021) and as of May 2022, and, as... read more Is this Apple? Yes, do you carry gooseberries?
GameStop
Sex Shop
Ask how much they would buy a used dildo for.
Coca Cola
Google
Google is an American multinational technology company specializing in Internet-related services and products. These include online advertising technologies, search, cloud computing, and software.
Walt Disney
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Lord of the Dings
Staples
RIP Staples. I have lost my holy shrine. Never will the experience of buying stationery ever be the same again.