Top 10 Best Companies to Prank Call

So, you're thinking about pulling off some hilarious prank calls, huh? Look, we've all been there, bored out of our minds and looking for something to shake things up. A good prank call can be a harmless way to add a dash of excitement to an otherwise mundane day.

But you're not just looking for any old target. You want to aim for the companies that will make it truly memorable.

The Top Ten

Papa John's Pizza

When I called, this happened:
Employee: Sorry for the wait, how may I help you?
Me: Um, yes, well, I'm not going to be able to come to work today. I have explosive diarrhea.
Employee: Umm... What's your name?
Me: Um, Sophia? (That's not my real name.)
Employee: (In a sassy voice) You know I don't have your number, right?
Me: Uh-huh, yes.
Employee: (In a sassy voice) Well, we don't have a Sophia who works here.
Me: (In a sassy voice) Well, whatever. Peace out, girl! (Hangs up.)
Now, I think she's going to call the cops. Lol.

When you call, say, "Papa, is that you? Papa John? I've finally found you," or something like that.
Panda Express

I'm trying out ideas for prank calls, so I think this will be fun!

Can I have noodles, please? Can I have noodles? Do you drink drinks?

Yes! You totally need to do that. I think I will do it too!
Chili’s

Call Chili's and say, Hey, can I have a red hot chili pepper? I'm really craving one.
Walmart

Ask them how much their basketballs cost. When they respond, say, "Wow, your balls are cheap!"

Say you got your stuff stuck in an Xbox tray, and it won't open. Say, I got dared, and well, everyone was drunk. They thought they could play with my junk.

I can't find my dad. Can you help me?!
Taco Bell

Taco Bell is an American chain of fast food restaurants based in Irvine, California, and a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, Inc. The restaurants serve a variety of Tex-Mex foods, including tacos, burritos, quesadillas, nachos, novelty and specialty items, and various value menu offerings. As of 2024, Taco... read more

I hate Taco Bell, but this prank was great! Five stars. Try it.
Toys "R" Us
TheTopTens

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Hershey's
Pizza Hut

Pizza Hut is an American restaurant chain and international franchise that was founded in 1958 by Dan and Frank Carney in Wichita, Kansas. It is known for its pizza, pasta, and side dishes. The company has thousands of locations worldwide and is a subsidiary of Yum! Brands.

When I went to Pizza Hut yesterday, I asked, Why isn't the restaurant a hut?

Call and say, I didn't get my 300 buckets of mustard. Haha, sorry, I didn't get that. Haha.
In-N-Out Burgers

In-N-Out Burger is a regional fast-food restaurant chain that operates primarily in the American Southwest and along the Pacific Coast. It was founded in Baldwin Park, California, in 1948 by Harry Snyder and Esther Snyder. The chain is currently headquartered in Irvine, California.... read more

The Newcomers

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Crunch Fitness

- I couldn't get enough of this place.
- Ask if they are a personal trainer, and if so, ask if they are hot.
- Tell them you want to get ripped.
- Play "My Butt Crack Song."
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H-E-B

The Contenders

Wendy's

Wendy's is an American international fast food restaurant chain founded by Dave Thomas on November 15, 1969, in Columbus, Ohio. The company relocated its headquarters to Dublin, Ohio, on January 29, 2006. By the end of 2018, Wendy's ranked as the third-largest hamburger fast food chain in the world,... read more
VEVO
McDonald's

I'm going to call and ask for directions to the nearest Burger King.

Just be like, "Can I talk to Ronald McDonald?" or "Can I get a Krabby Patty?"
Victoria's Secret

I called them once and asked, "Is this a strip club?" then hung up.
Peta Games

A subsidiary of the animal rights organization PETA, Peta Games develops video games designed to promote animal welfare. Their titles often include strong social messages and are used to raise awareness about animal rights. These games are typically browser-based and are intended to educate through satire... read more

Me: Hello, is this PETA?
PETA: Yes, do you have any questions for us?
Me: Yeah, uh, do you know where I can get some delicious chicken?
Marvel
PetSmart

Me: I bought bird seeds a week ago, planted them, and still haven't seen any birds come out of the ground!
Apple

Apple Inc. is an American multinational technology company that specializes in consumer electronics, software, and online services, headquartered in Cupertino, California. Apple was the largest technology company by revenue in 2021, totaling $365.8 billion, and as of June 2022, it was the world's biggest... read more

Is this Apple? Yes, do you carry gooseberries?
GameStop
Sex Shop

Ask how much they would buy a used dildo for.
Coca Cola
Google

Google LLC is an American multinational technology company specializing in Internet-related services and products, including online advertising technologies, search, cloud computing, software, and hardware. It was founded in September 1998 by Larry Page and Sergey Brin while they were Ph.D. students... read more
Walt Disney

The Walt Disney Company, commonly known as Disney, is an American multinational mass media and entertainment conglomerate headquartered at the Walt Disney Studios complex in Burbank, California. It was founded on October 16, 1923, by Walt and Roy O. Disney. Disney is known for its film studios, theme... read more
Lord of the Dings
Staples

RIP Staples. I have lost my holy shrine. Never will the experience of buying stationery ever be the same again.