Top Ten Honest Company Slogans

What if companies had honest slogans? What would these look like? Well, here's some ideas.
The Top Ten
1 Your number one browser for downloading other browsers (Internet Explorer)

That's why I used it... Oh wait I had somebody else do it because I didn't want to touch Internet Explorer with a bargepole.

Just the only purpose this browser is left for now.

2 The bane of your foot's existence (Lego)

We've all done it one time or another, you're just walking along and then you get a sharp pain of stepping on one of these... Insert swear words here.

3 The Aliens Channel (History Channel)

Nothing but World War 2 on how America saved the world (Which they didn't), Pawn Stars... What? And Aliens.

Why? Because: Aliens.

The "History" Channel is such tripe nowadays.

4 For when they don't have Coke (Pepsi)

It's true, they either have Coke or Pepsi but never both.

5 Pay twice as much to have it wrapped up really nice (Apple)

Apple in a nutshell. Paying more than you need to, to have it look nice.

6 Just watch all the people you've hated fail at life (Facebook)

When you see your schoolgirl idiot "Friends" get over 2000 friends... you know they have no life.

7 Helps you poop (Activia)
8 Skip the ad after 5 seconds (YouTube)

Don't read the comments

9 Google Wave 2.0 (Google+)
10 A great way to ruin friendships (Monopoly)

Some people when they land on Mayfair with a hotel will go bonkers. Sore losers...

Monopoly: And you thought CHESS was a tough game

The Contenders
11 We just want your money and nothing else (YouTube Red)
12 For the person who hates babies the most (Condomania)
13 Sega does what Nintendon't (Sega)
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