Top 10 Honest Company Slogans

What if companies had honest slogans? What would these look like? Well, here's some ideas.
The Top Ten
Your number one browser for downloading other browsers (Internet Explorer)

That's why I used it... Oh wait, I had somebody else do it because I didn't want to touch Internet Explorer with a bargepole.

The only purpose this browser is left for now.

The bane of your foot's existence (Lego)

We've all done it at one time or another. You're just walking along, and then you feel the sharp pain of stepping on one of these. Insert swear words here.

The Aliens Channel (History Channel)

Nothing but World War 2, on how America saved the world (which they didn't), Pawn Stars... What? And aliens.

Why? Because: Aliens.

The "History" Channel is such tripe nowadays.

For when they don't have Coke (Pepsi)

It's true. They either have Coke or Pepsi, but never both.

Pay twice as much to have it wrapped up really nice (Apple)

Apple in a nutshell: paying more than you need to, just to have it look nice.

Just watch all the people you've hated fail at life (Facebook)

When you see your schoolgirl idiot "friends" get over 2,000 friends... you know they have no life.

Helps you poop (Activia)

Laugh out loud! This should seriously be their slogan!

Skip the ad after 5 seconds (YouTube)

Don't read the comments.

Still not patient enough? Just use Adblock.

Google Wave 2.0 (Google+)

Dear Google,
Please kill Google+.

Yours sincerely,
The YouTube Users.

A great way to ruin friendships (Monopoly)

Some people, when they land on Mayfair with a hotel, will go bonkers. Sore losers...

Monopoly: And you thought chess was a tough game.

The Contenders
We just want your money and nothing else (YouTube Red)

Hmmm... Sounds kind of like a scam.

For the person who hates babies the most (Condomania)

And that's me!

Sega does what Nintendon't (Sega)
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