Most Difficult Things to Do While Skydiving

I guess if you mess it up and need to get out you can just open your parachute early.

"What unique skills and qualities can you bring to our company? "
"WHAT? "

Haha this list is funny!

"We are gathered here today to remember the tragic fall of our beloved friend! "

"Dude, hurry up! We're all trying to release our parachutes! "

It have to be a quick funeral.

Once it hits the ground you might have to start over.

Careful with those highly corrosive acids!

"I just dropped all my cards! "

"Can't you just pick 'em up?! "

"No! They're lost! "

You'd need extension leads which reach high into the air. And if you want to request songs, you better make it to that altitude.

There are people who do this.

Just poke a hole in their parachute.