Top 10 Reasons Why Using the Bathroom at Home Is Better Than Using It In School

Could not agree more. In my school, people are disgusting in the worst possible way. There is graffiti in every toilet block and, even worse, one day there was blood inside the sinks and all over the floor. It's also worth noting that people do not flush the toilets in school, so it always smells like a sewage plant. At home, everybody flushes, nobody writes on the walls, and there is no blood. Home, in general, is just cleaner than school by a country mile.

My toilet at home is comfortable, clean, and has a beautiful smell. At school, toilet paper is all over the walls, people try to peer over the doors to watch you pee or poo (well, in my school, strangely). If there's a queue, people just jump in front. People take a long time, the toilets don't flush properly, there's pee all over the seat, and much more. I just hold it in for 6 hours.

Also, in my school, there are always pieces of hair or tiny black particles in the sinks.

One day, I saw a big clump of hair in the sink. Someone must have pulled their weave out.

This is why I hate using the bathroom at school. People always pee in the sink.

Me: May I please use the bathroom?
Teacher: No. We're working right now.
Me: But I finished my worksheet and now I'm reading...
Teacher: Don't sass me, young lady!

This was in 5th grade, by the way.

One time, a teacher wouldn't let a girl in my class go to the bathroom, and she ended up going in her pants. It's funnier because she was one of the popular girls!

Mrs. Meanie, can I use the bathroom?

No, sit down and read about this boring history you will never use in your life.

The toilet paper at school is like Kleenex. One time, there was a really long line to wash our hands, so the teacher let four of us go in the teacher's bathroom, and there was REALLY good toilet paper! That's not fair.

I TOTALLY agree with this. The toilet paper at home is really soft and thick. The school toilet paper is so thin that I need to fold it up four times just to make it thick enough.

True, because once when I needed to use the bathroom, there was no toilet paper in the stall. No joke, I had to use another stall.

This MUST be number 1, guys!

I fart in extremely crucial situations! I farted when my name was called during attendance. I farted in an exam hall. A lot of my farts are loud, so it is torture for me. But still, it feels so good to fart!

Honestly, whenever someone passes gas, everyone laughs and goes nuts. If they find the poor person who farted, that's all they'll ever hear. My class are idiots.

I hate this so much! Literally every time I want to fart and I can't hold it, kids always say, Ew! Farting is normal.

The feeling of someone else sitting on the toilet is eerie and nasty.

I also hover over the seats. I hate public bathrooms so much.

I never actually make cheek contact with the seat at school, just kind of hover.

I know, right? I go to school (boys) and I think it's absolutely horrible. It's disgusting when you need the toilet and you see pee and poo still there. Who in their right mind would not flush the toilet? There was this kid in my year, and he got poo on his shirt. I was horrified. People cover it with tissue, and honestly, it's a waste. I sometimes have to look for good cubicles (flushed, no pee or poo, and there's still tissue).

Half the toilets at my college are eco-friendly and use a rainwater flushing system, with no backup if the rainwater supply runs out. So, the problem isn't just lazy people who choose not to flush.

Needless to say, you're guaranteed to see at least one, ahem, Richard the Third left behind...

This happened to me yesterday. I had a Sonic Cherry Limeade Vanilla Slush as a reward for my work. At the last class, I wanted to go to the restroom at the bell.

When the bell rang, I found that all the men's restrooms were closed due to idiots vandalizing them and making them disgusting. I almost tried to go outside, but it was hard to find a good spot (blocked by the fence). Plus, I didn't want anyone catching me doing it. So I had to go home before heading to my next stop.

When the toilets are full, all you can hear is the sound of aerosol spraying, talking, peeing, and farting. So gross and annoying!

Even worse if they crank a few butt trumpets while peeing!

Eh, this isn't a big deal. Better than hearing someone crapping!

I know! Every time I take a dump at school, I have to bite my lip just to prevent myself from grunting when there are other girls in the restroom.

I haven't pooped at school all year, all last year, and probably all the year before as well.

This should be a high number.

This might be a surprise, but at home, there are no bullies able to beat you up. At school, it would be what I'd call a lose-lose with cameras. Without cameras, bullies can bully and get away with it, but with cameras, they literally watch us poop.

At home, we don't have to worry about any of that stuff.

I was sitting on a toilet, and some little kindergartner boys snuck in while I was replacing my tampon. They happened to look under my stall and saw everything I was doing. The scream was so loud.

That happened at school. I was in the washroom urinating. I wasn't taking my sweet time. I was just waiting for the stream to stop. Then, these obnoxious girls started banging on the door impatiently. I flushed the toilet and washed my hands, not wasting any time at all. They were still banging on the door nonstop. With that happening, I feel like I never want to use the bathroom at my school anymore. It happens every single time! How mean?!

When I was at school, there was an annoying kid who hung around in the toilets just to bang on the doors and ask who was in there taking a pee. Every. Single. Day. So annoying and embarrassing!

It's like a fireworks show going off in the bathroom. Everyone can hear it, and you can't escape.

It's like a fireworks show. Everyone can hear it, and there is no escape.

There is one in my favorite stall, but the graffiti is why it is my favorite. It has a nice message saying, You are beautiful and a queen and other things.

In elementary school, the boys' bathroom closed three times in two months because someone wrote on the bathroom walls!

There was some graffiti on the walls, but the janitors removed it. It was a joke about lost unicorns and drugs.

I'm a girl, so I don't know what it's like in the men's bathroom.

Yes! At school, kids are so impatient when it comes to the bathroom. Kids are always barging in and saying, HURRY UP! I need my time to poo! It's even worse when they fidget with the stall door while I'M in there!

You must poop fast in school, but not at home!

At school, you have about 5 minutes, and at home, you have infinite time.

You don't have to be afraid at home. All is good.

Who the heck says push in the bathroom?

Babies probably say push on the potty.

At my school, when you go to the bathroom (I'm a female), they have a time limit. They tell you, "Hurry up!" When you're in the bathroom for more than the time limit, my teacher gets mad and gives us a stupid punishment. At home, we get to do our crap whenever we want - no time limit. Woo hoo!

What do you think it's gonna smell like when someone takes a crap? Flowers?

It's crap. It's going to smell anyway.

It's hard to do your business when you can hear ear-piercing squealing, the sound of bags being thrown at people's faces, and girls talking about who is dating whom.