Top Ten Exam Questions That We Wish Were On Every Exam

PositronWildhawk People tend to hate the idea of exams, but hopefully these questions, if adopted by the boards, will make the experience much more pleasant. Which is unlikely.

The Top Ten

1 What is your name?

Yeah, us boxes don't really have names, so that's a problem... - CardboardBox

I have seen university students who have left this one blank (though it wasn't a graded question, it was still on the score sheet). - Finch

I would really struggle with this! - Britgirl

I don't know - 3DG20

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2 What grade do you wish to achieve? Place an "X" in the box next to your answer.

Probably the right time to be a narcissist, I guess. - Kiteretsunu

Interesting how most have given the same answer, is it not? - PositronWildhawk

That would be a good and easy question - PrincipeAzul

A obviously - htoutlaws2012

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3 Do you want a chocolate?

I'm up for the dark one, I mean dark chocolate. - Kiteretsunu

Tempt me of food how dare you! - htoutlaws2012

Of course, who wouldn't?

Yes and the only way I’m going to move on to the next question is if I get it for real. (Jk) - 3DG20

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4 Are you concerned about failing this exam? Yes/No. If No, please move on.

What do I do if I chose Yes? - Kiteretsunu

I know I will because I said that's what I want my grade to be, so of course. - lovefrombadlands

No, what happens is what ends up happening. - htoutlaws2012

Yeah, I fail at everything. I am a fail. D’: - 3DG20

5 Explain your proof of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. You may use Google to help you.

"Can I use Google for this part? " "Of course. Duh." - PositronWildhawk

''Is there a IDFK option? " - htoutlaws2012

Google isn’t helpful at all today, so unfortunately, I can’t answer this question, sorry. - 3DG20

I could talk forever about Heisenberg. A*.

6 Do you want to do this Exam? A) YES B) NO

Definitely the best question in an exam.

How about B! - lovefrombadlands

7 This question treats two stationary masses: the pen and the paper. What is 2+6?

Took me half a second. Automatic response of my brain or something. - Wolftail

Well, that took me about 2 seconds. What about you, matey? - PositronWildhawk

So hard! Ugh... Umm... Hmm... Eureka! It's 8!

26, duh! - lovefrombadlands

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8 Do you like waffles?

Yeah I like waffles! - Koolness88

I like blue waffle

Donkey!

No. - 3DG20

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9 Explain the significance of Hitler being an absolute Nazi.

I think I should replace him as an absolute Nazi. Oh, wait. I am not an ultra-conservative, just semi-conservative.

That he becomes THE "Adolf Hitler". Basically, that would explain a lot. - Kiteretsunu

Like he wasn't enough to be already established. - htoutlaws2012

10 Do you wanna build a Snowman?

No, there's no winter in my country.

Yes, I certainly would like to in my spare time. - htoutlaws2012

No, I want it to be summer. - 3DG20

The Newcomers

? Which of the following is a square?

The star, of course! - lovefrombadlands

The Contenders

11 Do you hate exams?

Yes, yes I do. - SomePersonYouHate

Of course. - lovefrombadlands

Yes. - 3DG20

12 Translate the following into Italian: Perché sto prendendo questo fastidioso esame?

Hm... may I use Google Translate for this? Laugh out loud! - Wolftail

In English, this says "why am I taking this annoying exam". - letdot52

Google would probably manage to mess it up somehow. - PetSounds

The philosophy of Google is that nobody can ultimately know the purpose of Bing. - PositronWildhawk

Do you speak Italian, pos? - gemcloben

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13 The shaded part of the paper is different from the unshaded part of the paper. Draw a line between these differences.

Ayyy here's one I'd be down for. I could even add my own shading and make it look pretty! - keycha1n

Um...11. - lovefrombadlands

''I got a whole that is shaped of a persons rear uhuh huh'' - Butthead - htoutlaws2012

14 Is steak awesome?

Yes (unless it you're a vegetarian or vegan) - DoomFire12

Sometimes. - lovefrombadlands

Yes - htoutlaws2012

15 How old are you?

1 year old and I know everything on the test. - lovefrombadlands

2 weeks. - 3DG20

Currently 21, ''Why are you here then sir! '' ''To prove I'm not a moron.'' - htoutlaws2012

16 What's 1+1?

It's 11! Easiest question. - lovefrombadlands

= Two - htoutlaws2012

17 What color is the sky?

Hmm...Red. - lovefrombadlands

Hmm...Purple. - 3DG20

Hmm...Blue. - htoutlaws2012

18 What's 9+10?

Seems like 910 if you ask me. - lovefrombadlands

Oh, no! BRAIN OVERLOAD! AHHH! Is it a forlorn little face Hitler? - funnyuser

21 (the anwer of every kid in my class)

19, (everyone else 21). - htoutlaws2012

19 How many stars are on the American flag?

Depends which American flag you're asking about. If you're doing an exam on American history, chances are you'll get a flag with between 13 and 50 stars, inclusive. - PositronWildhawk

Hmm...4,876. - lovefrombadlands

13 where originally back then in 1787, but as of 2018 it stands at 50. - htoutlaws2012

20 Are you upset that you are likely to fail this test? Yes/No. If Yes, don't be. You are unlikely to have herpes.

No. - lovefrombadlands

Not really. I’m used to failing. - 3DG20

21 How stupid do you think you are? A. Not stupid B. Very Stupid C. Potato

C. My grade is lower than that though. - lovefrombadlands

D. Dumber than Patrick Star. - 3DG20

POTATO I AM THE POTATO

POTATO HEADED! - htoutlaws2012

22 On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Heaven In Hiding. - lovefrombadlands

Hamburger!

Potato

Jellyfish. - 3DG20

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23 Who is on the $1 bill?

George...No, it's Dan Reynolds. - lovefrombadlands

ME THE FABULOUS POTATO

Pres. Washington - htoutlaws2012

Bob. - 3DG20

24 What is your PIN number

Does anyone really want to answer this? - PositronWildhawk

This would be totally off putting to have on a test. - htoutlaws2012

What if I answer with 6 zeroes?

It's 1. - lovefrombadlands

25 I know you can't remember mathematical formulas, so name as many pokemon as you can (1+ mark each)

I would probably name one to be honest with you. - htoutlaws2012

I wonder if the teacher remember the names. - DocStrange

Can I name all 719 Pokemon? Probably not. - RiverClanRocks

Ninetales! - lovefrombadlands

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26 Is Dora dumb?

She has a magic backpack do stuff for her, of course she is. - lovefrombadlands

Yes sir yes she is

Not as dumb as me. - 3DG20

27 You have one Rupee and gain four more by raiding houses and breaking jars. How many Rupees do you have now?

Fantastic, now I have an idea for an exam question... - RaineSage

Um, 9. - lovefrombadlands

28 Translate this word to English from French: "Le Croissant"

Oh my god this is so hard...

Nah... - 3DG20

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