Top Ten Exam Questions That We Wish Were On Every ExamPositronWildhawk People tend to hate the idea of exams, but hopefully these questions, if adopted by the boards, will make the experience much more pleasant. Which is unlikely.
The Top Ten
I'm not sure, but I think my name is Nike. It's written on my shoes. - Misfire
It doesn't matter what your name is! - RubyTheSwearingParrotFan2019
I forgot. - Userguy44
Yeah, us boxes don't really have names, so that's a problem... - CardboardBox9 Comments
Yes, I would love a chocolate, please and thank you. - 3DG20
No thanks - BigFatNoob
Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE! - Misfire9 Comments
At least enough to pass. - 3DG20
I want to get a Z minus. - sadical
Probably the right time to be a narcissist, I guess. - Kiteretsunu
Interesting how most have given the same answer, is it not? - PositronWildhawk6 Comments
My Asian parents would be concerned
No. I’m kind of used to it at this point. - 3DG20
Yes... - sadical
What do I do if I chose Yes? - Kiteretsunu4 Comments
Who in their right mind would pick A? - sadical
I choose B!
Well, of course not. - saturatedsunrise
Definitely the best question in an exam.1 Comment
No thanks - BigFatNoob
Yes! - Userguy44
I like blue waffle
Yeah I like waffles! - Koolness883 Comments
I don't want this question. I don't know what that is! - sadical
"Can I use Google for this part? " "Of course. Duh." - PositronWildhawk
''Is there a IDFK option? " - htoutlaws2012
Google isn’t helpful at all today, so unfortunately, I can’t answer this question, sorry. - 3DG201 Comment
Yes - BigFatNoob
Yes, they are stressful. - Userguy44
Who would like them? - saturatedsunrise2 Comments
Took me half a second. Automatic response of my brain or something. - Wolftail
So hard! Ugh... Umm... Hmm... Eureka! It's 8!
Well, that took me about 2 seconds. What about you, matey? - PositronWildhawk
That's one tough word problem. - Kiteretsunu4 Comments
Like he wasn't enough to be already established. - htoutlaws2012
I think I should replace him as an absolute Nazi. Oh, wait. I am not an ultra-conservative, just semi-conservative.
That he becomes THE "Adolf Hitler". Basically, that would explain a lot. - Kiteretsunu
No, I only like summer - BigFatNoob
Well, I've never seen snow before so sure, let's do it! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
No, because I hate lame old winter. - saturatedsunrise
No, there's no winter in my country.4 Comments
It's 11! Easiest question.
= Two - htoutlaws2012
It’s simple. You see the problem, 1+1. Take away the plus sign, and you have 11! - saturatedsunrise
Until I was vegetarian! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
No. (Come at me butt hurts) - 3DG20
I hate meat - BigFatNoob
Yes (unless it you're a vegetarian or vegan) - DoomFire122 Comments
What? - BigFatNoob
Ho acceso questo formaggio esigente? - RogerMcBaloney
Perché sto prendendo questo fastidioso esame? Already in Italian. - I80
Hm... may I use Google Translate for this? Laugh out loud! - Wolftail4 Comments
Yes - BigFatNoob
She has a magic backpack do stuff for her, of course she is.
Yes sir yes she is
Not as dumb as me. - 3DG20
Hmmm (*gets out calculator*) 1,456,679,998,789! - saturatedsunrise
Ayyy here's one I'd be down for. I could even add my own shading and make it look pretty! - keycha1n
''I got a whole that is shaped of a persons rear uhuh huh'' - Butthead - htoutlaws2012
Seems like 910 if you ask me.
Oh, no! BRAIN OVERLOAD! AHHH! Is it a forlorn little face Hitler? - funnyuser
21 (the anwer of every kid in my class)
19, (everyone else 21). - htoutlaws20121 Comment
Older than you. - Userguy44
1 year old and I know everything on the test.
I’m 4 and 3 quarters! - sadical
2 weeks. - 3DG202 Comments
Red - BigFatNoob
it is pink
Hmm let me guess is it color saturatedsunrise - CaptainKirk376 Comments
2 and 8/109 - sadical
Depends which American flag you're asking about. If you're doing an exam on American history, chances are you'll get a flag with between 13 and 50 stars, inclusive. - PositronWildhawk
13 where originally back then in 1787, but as of 2018 it stands at 50. - htoutlaws2012
Not really - BigFatNoob
Not really. I’m used to failing. - 3DG20
I’d love to fail. - saturatedsunrise
Brian Quinn from Impractical Jokers. - saturatedsunrise
George...No, it's Dan Reynolds.
I think it’s Danny P. - sadical
ME THE FABULOUS POTATO2 Comments
F. Failing grade! - sadical
C. My grade is lower than that though.
D. Dumber than Patrick Star. - 3DG20
POTATO I AM THE POTATO2 Comments
Bologna - RogerMcBaloney
Red - sadical
Blue walls in a house with a green ceiling. - saturatedsunrise
Heaven In Hiding.4 Comments
The crescent. Actually, I just made that up! - metaphorica17
Oh my god this is so hard...
Nah... - 3DG201 Comment
The Illuminati logo shape. - sadical
The star, of course!
Is this really a question? - Userguy44
I’ll have to get back to you on that. I still have to ask my mom that last question, but she won’t answer her damn phone! - 3DG20
This would be totally off putting to have on a test. - htoutlaws2012
Does anyone really want to answer this? - PositronWildhawk
What if I answer with 6 zeroes?1 Comment
I would probably name one to be honest with you. - htoutlaws2012
I wonder if the teacher remember the names. - DocStrange
Can I name all 719 Pokemon? Probably not. - RiverClanRocks
+649 marks if you get them all! - Flamesofsilver3 Comments
Window - sadical
Fantastic, now I have an idea for an exam question... - RaineSage
I would party in Vegas!
Greek mythology - BigFatNoob
Greek - RogerMcBaloney
None of them - BigFatNoob
I'm britney b! tch - 0w0uwu
A creature - BigFatNoob
I don't know - 3DG20
A creature. - Userguy44
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