Top Ten Exam Questions That We Wish Were On Every Exam

People tend to hate the idea of exams, but hopefully these questions, if adopted by the boards, will make the experience much more pleasant. Which is unlikely.

The Top Ten

What is your name?

Yeah, us boxes don't really have names, so that's a problem...

I have seen university students who have left this one blank (though it wasn't a graded question, it was still on the score sheet).

I'm not sure, but I think my name is Nike. It's written on my shoes.

I would really struggle with this!

Do you want a chocolate?

I'm up for the dark one, I mean dark chocolate. - Kiteretsunu

Yes, I would love a chocolate, please and thank you. - 3DG20

Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE! - Misfire

Tempt me of food how dare you! - htoutlaws2012

What grade do you wish to achieve? Place an "X" in the box next to your answer.

Probably the right time to be a narcissist, I guess. - Kiteretsunu

Interesting how most have given the same answer, is it not? - PositronWildhawk

That would be a good and easy question - PrincipeAzul

A+ to impress my parents - Nic427

Do you want to do this Exam? A) YES B) NO

Who in their right mind would pick A?

Definitely the best question in an exam.

Well, of course not.

I choose B!

Are you concerned about failing this exam? Yes/No. If No, please move on.

What do I do if I chose Yes? - Kiteretsunu

I know I will because I said that's what I want my grade to be, so of course.

No, what happens is what ends up happening. - htoutlaws2012

My Asian parents would be concerned

Explain your proof of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. You may use Google to help you.

"Can I use Google for this part? " "Of course. Duh." - PositronWildhawk

''Is there a IDFK option? " - htoutlaws2012

I don't want this question. I don't know what that is! - sadical

Google isn’t helpful at all today, so unfortunately, I can’t answer this question, sorry. - 3DG20

Do you like waffles?

I like blue waffle

Yeah I like waffles! - Koolness88

My fave breakfast - Nic427

Yes! - Userguy44

This question treats two stationary masses: the pen and the paper. What is 2+6?

Took me half a second. Automatic response of my brain or something. - Wolftail

So hard! Ugh... Umm... Hmm... Eureka! It's 8!

Well, that took me about 2 seconds. What about you, matey? - PositronWildhawk

That's one tough word problem. - Kiteretsunu

Do you wanna build a Snowman?

No, there's no winter in my country.

Yes, I certainly would like to in my spare time. - htoutlaws2012

Well, I've never seen snow before so sure, let's do it! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

No, I only like summer - BigFatNoob

Do you hate exams?

Yes, they are stressful. - Userguy44

Who would like them? - saturatedsunrise

Yeah. They give me anxiety - Nic427

Yes - BigFatNoob

The Contenders

Explain the significance of Hitler being an absolute Nazi.

I think I should replace him as an absolute Nazi. Oh, wait. I am not an ultra-conservative, just semi-conservative.

That he becomes THE "Adolf Hitler". Basically, that would explain a lot. - Kiteretsunu

Like he wasn't enough to be already established. - htoutlaws2012

Translate the following into Italian: Perché sto prendendo questo fastidioso esame?

Perché sto prendendo questo fastidioso esame? Already in Italian. - I80

Hm... may I use Google Translate for this? Laugh out loud! - Wolftail

In English, this says "why am I taking this annoying exam". - letdot52

Google would probably manage to mess it up somehow. - PetSounds

The philosophy of Google is that nobody can ultimately know the purpose of Bing. - PositronWildhawk

What's 1+1?

It's 11! Easiest question.

Could be 2, 11 or window if they put = - FefeCat

= Two - htoutlaws2012

It’s simple. You see the problem, 1+1. Take away the plus sign, and you have 11! - saturatedsunrise

Is steak awesome?

Yes (unless it you're a vegetarian or vegan) - DoomFire12

Until I was vegetarian! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

No. (Come at me butt hurts) - 3DG20

I hate meat - BigFatNoob

How old are you?

1 year old and I know everything on the test.

Older than you. - Userguy44

2 weeks. - 3DG20

Currently 21, ''Why are you here then sir! '' ''To prove I'm not a moron.'' - htoutlaws2012

What color is the sky?

Hmm...Red.

Hmm let me guess is it color saturatedsunrise - CaptainKirk37

Red - BigFatNoob

Hmm...Green. - saturatedsunrise

The shaded part of the paper is different from the unshaded part of the paper. Draw a line between these differences.

Ayyy here's one I'd be down for. I could even add my own shading and make it look pretty! - keycha1n

Hmmm (*gets out calculator*) 1,456,679,998,789! - saturatedsunrise

Um...11.

''I got a whole that is shaped of a persons rear uhuh huh'' - Butthead - htoutlaws2012

How many stars are on the American flag?

Depends which American flag you're asking about. If you're doing an exam on American history, chances are you'll get a flag with between 13 and 50 stars, inclusive. - PositronWildhawk

Only good for americans - FefeCat

Hmm...4,876.

13 where originally back then in 1787, but as of 2018 it stands at 50. - htoutlaws2012

Are you upset that you are likely to fail this test? Yes/No. If Yes, don't be. You are unlikely to have herpes.

Not really - BigFatNoob

No.

Not really. I’m used to failing. - 3DG20

I’d love to fail. - saturatedsunrise

What's 9+10?

Seems like 910 if you ask me.

Oh, no! BRAIN OVERLOAD! AHHH! Is it a forlorn little face Hitler? - funnyuser

21 (the anwer of every kid in my class)

19, (everyone else 21). - htoutlaws2012

Who is on the $1 bill?

George...No, it's Dan Reynolds.

Brian Quinn from Impractical Jokers. - saturatedsunrise

George...Georgie from It?

ME THE FABULOUS POTATO

How stupid do you think you are? A. Not stupid B. Very Stupid C. Potato

C. My grade is lower than that though.

D. Dumber than Patrick Star. - 3DG20

F. Failing grade! - sadical

POTATO I AM THE POTATO

Is Dora dumb?

She has a magic backpack do stuff for her, of course she is.

Yes sir yes she is

Not as dumb as me. - 3DG20

Yes - BigFatNoob

On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Blue walls in a house with a green ceiling. - saturatedsunrise

Heaven In Hiding.

Hamburger!

Potato

Translate this word to English from French: "Le Croissant"

The crescent. Actually, I just made that up! - metaphorica17

Oh my god this is so hard...

Your mom

Nah... - 3DG20

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