Top Ten Exam Questions That We Wish Were On Every ExamPositronWildhawk People tend to hate the idea of exams, but hopefully these questions, if adopted by the boards, will make the experience much more pleasant. Which is unlikely.
The Top Ten
Yeah, us boxes don't really have names, so that's a problem... - CardboardBox
I have seen university students who have left this one blank (though it wasn't a graded question, it was still on the score sheet). - Finch
I would really struggle with this! - Britgirl
Yeah very easy question - CaptainKirk37V 4 Comments
Probably the right time to be a narcissist, I guess. - Kiteretsunu
Interesting how most have given the same answer, is it not? - PositronWildhawk
That would be a good and easy question - PrincipeAzul
I’d like to get an I, for incomplete, because I don’t want to take this test. - saturatedsunriseV 3 Comments
I'm up for the dark one, I mean dark chocolate. - Kiteretsunu
Tempt me of food how dare you! - htoutlaws2012
Of course, who wouldn't?
No, I don’t, because I don’t really like chocolate. - saturatedsunriseV 5 Comments
What do I do if I chose Yes? - Kiteretsunu
I know I will because I said that's what I want my grade to be, so of course.
No, what happens is what ends up happening. - htoutlaws2012
Of course I am, because I don’t know much. - saturatedsunriseV 1 Comment
"Can I use Google for this part? " "Of course. Duh." - PositronWildhawk
''Is there a IDFK option? " - htoutlaws2012
Google isn’t helpful at all today, so unfortunately, I can’t answer this question, sorry. - 3DG20
I could talk forever about Heisenberg. A*.
Definitely the best question in an exam.
Well, of course not. - saturatedsunrise
I choose B!
How about B!
Took me half a second. Automatic response of my brain or something. - Wolftail
Well, that took me about 2 seconds. What about you, matey? - PositronWildhawk
So hard! Ugh... Umm... Hmm... Eureka! It's 8!
26, duh!V 3 Comments
Yeah I like waffles! - Koolness88
I like blue waffle
No. - 3DG20V 1 Comment
I think I should replace him as an absolute Nazi. Oh, wait. I am not an ultra-conservative, just semi-conservative.
That he becomes THE "Adolf Hitler". Basically, that would explain a lot. - Kiteretsunu
Like he wasn't enough to be already established. - htoutlaws2012
No, there's no winter in my country.
Yes, I certainly would like to in my spare time. - htoutlaws2012
No, because I hate lame old winter. - saturatedsunrise
NO NOT THAT MOVIE - CaptainKirk37V 1 Comment
I would party in Vegas!
Who would like them? - saturatedsunrise
Yes. - 3DG20
Hm... may I use Google Translate for this? Laugh out loud! - Wolftail
In English, this says "why am I taking this annoying exam". - letdot52
Google would probably manage to mess it up somehow. - PetSounds
The philosophy of Google is that nobody can ultimately know the purpose of Bing. - PositronWildhawk
Do you speak Italian, pos? - gemclobenV 1 Comment
Ayyy here's one I'd be down for. I could even add my own shading and make it look pretty! - keycha1n
Hmmm (*gets out calculator*) 1,456,679,998,789! - saturatedsunrise
''I got a whole that is shaped of a persons rear uhuh huh'' - Butthead - htoutlaws2012
Yes (unless it you're a vegetarian or vegan) - DoomFire12
Yes - htoutlaws2012
1 year old and I know everything on the test.
2 weeks. - 3DG20
Currently 21, ''Why are you here then sir! '' ''To prove I'm not a moron.'' - htoutlaws2012
I’m 99. I’m only in this here school to see my grandkiddies take this test so I can sew their failing grades onto a sweater and make them wear it on Picture Day! - saturatedsunrise
It's 11! Easiest question.
= Two - htoutlaws2012
It’s simple. You see the problem, 1+1. Take away the plus sign, and you have 11! - saturatedsunrise
Hmm let me guess is it color saturatedsunrise - CaptainKirk37
Hmm...Green. - saturatedsunrise
RedV 2 Comments
Seems like 910 if you ask me.
Oh, no! BRAIN OVERLOAD! AHHH! Is it a forlorn little face Hitler? - funnyuser
21 (the anwer of every kid in my class)
Do you want to know a simple solution to all math problems? Just take away the symbols, and you have your answer! In this case, it’s 910. - saturatedsunriseV 1 Comment
Depends which American flag you're asking about. If you're doing an exam on American history, chances are you'll get a flag with between 13 and 50 stars, inclusive. - PositronWildhawk
13 where originally back then in 1787, but as of 2018 it stands at 50. - htoutlaws2012
Not really. I’m used to failing. - 3DG20
I’d love to fail. - saturatedsunrise
C. My grade is lower than that though.
D. Dumber than Patrick Star. - 3DG20
POTATO I AM THE POTATO
E. Extremely. - saturatedsunriseV 1 Comment
Blue walls in a house with a green ceiling. - saturatedsunrise
Heaven In Hiding.
Jellyfish. - 3DG20V 2 Comments
The crescent. Actually, I just made that up! - metaphorica17
Oh my god this is so hard...
Nah... - 3DG20
The star, of course!
George...No, it's Dan Reynolds.
Brian Quinn from Impractical Jokers. - saturatedsunrise
ME THE FABULOUS POTATO
Bob. - 3DG20V 1 Comment
Does anyone really want to answer this? - PositronWildhawk
This would be totally off putting to have on a test. - htoutlaws2012
What if I answer with 6 zeroes?
I would probably name one to be honest with you. - htoutlaws2012
I wonder if the teacher remember the names. - DocStrange
Can I name all 719 Pokemon? Probably not. - RiverClanRocks
Ninetales!V 3 Comments
She has a magic backpack do stuff for her, of course she is.
Yes sir yes she is
Not as dumb as me. - 3DG20
Fantastic, now I have an idea for an exam question... - RaineSage
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