Top Ten Exam Questions That We Wish Were On Every Exam

PositronWildhawk
People tend to hate the idea of exams, but hopefully these questions, if adopted by the boards, will make the experience much more pleasant. Which is unlikely.

The Top Ten

1 What is your name?

Yeah, us boxes don't really have names, so that's a problem... - CardboardBox

I have seen university students who have left this one blank (though it wasn't a graded question, it was still on the score sheet). - Finch

I would really struggle with this! - Britgirl

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2 What grade do you wish to achieve? Place an "X" in the box next to your answer.

Probably the right time to be a narcissist, I guess. - Kiteretsunu

Interesting how most have given the same answer, is it not? - PositronWildhawk

That would be a good and easy question - PrincipeAzul

I would like a 0%

Technically, not a grade. You might get 0% with that kind of reasoning. - PositronWildhawk

3 Do you want a chocolate?

I'm up for the dark one, I mean dark chocolate. - Kiteretsunu

Sure. by the way I can problably guess what Pug's answer would be. - Koolness88

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4 Are you concerned about failing this exam? Yes/No. If No, please move on. V 1 Comment
5 Explain your proof of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. You may use Google to help you.

"Can I use Google for this part? " "Of course. Duh." - PositronWildhawk

I could talk forever about Heisenberg. A*.

6 Do you want to do this Exam? A) YES B) NO

Definitely the best question in an exam.

7 This question treats two stationary masses: the pen and the paper. What is 2+6?

Took me half a second. Automatic response of my brain or something. - Wolftail

Well, that took me about 2 seconds. What about you, matey? - PositronWildhawk

So hard! Ugh... Umm... Hmm... Eureka! It's 8!

8 guys took 1 sec

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8 Do you like waffles?

Yeah I like waffles! - Koolness88

I like blue waffle

Donkey!

Du du du du, can't wait to get a mouthful! - Entranced98

9 Do you wanna build a Snowman?

No, there's no winter in my country.

10 Explain the significance of Hitler being an absolute Nazi.

I think I should replace him as an absolute Nazi. Oh, wait. I am not an ultra-conservative, just semi-conservative.

That he becomes THE "Adolf Hitler". Basically, that would explain a lot. - Kiteretsunu

The Contenders

11 Translate the following into Italian: Perché sto prendendo questo fastidioso esame?

Hm... may I use Google Translate for this? Laugh out loud! - Wolftail

In English, this says "why am I taking this annoying exam". - letdot52

Google would probably manage to mess it up somehow. - PetSounds

The philosophy of Google is that nobody can ultimately know the purpose of Bing. - PositronWildhawk

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12 Do you hate exams?
13 The shaded part of the paper is different from the unshaded part of the paper. Draw a line between these differences.

Ayyy here's one I'd be down for. I could even add my own shading and make it look pretty! - keycha1n

14 Is steak awesome?

Yes (unless it you're a vegetarian or vegan) - DoomFire12

15 How old are you?
16 What's 1+1?
17 What color is the sky?
18 What's 9+10? V 2 Comments
19 How many stars are on the American flag?

Depends which American flag you're asking about. If you're doing an exam on American history, chances are you'll get a flag with between 13 and 50 stars, inclusive. - PositronWildhawk

20 Are you upset that you are likely to fail this test? Yes/No. If Yes, don't be. You are unlikely to have herpes.
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