Top Ten Exam Questions That We Wish Were On Every Exam

PositronWildhawk
People tend to hate the idea of exams, but hopefully these questions, if adopted by the boards, will make the experience much more pleasant. Which is unlikely.

The Top Ten

1 What is your name?

I'm not sure, but I think my name is Nike. It's written on my shoes. - Misfire

It doesn't matter what your name is! - RubyTheSwearingParrotFan2019

I forgot. - Userguy44

Yeah very easy question - CaptainKirk37

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2 What grade do you wish to achieve? Place an "X" in the box next to your answer.

I want to get a Z minus. - sadical

Probably the right time to be a narcissist, I guess. - Kiteretsunu

Interesting how most have given the same answer, is it not? - PositronWildhawk

That would be a good and easy question - PrincipeAzul

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3 Do you want a chocolate?

Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE! - Misfire

I'm up for the dark one, I mean dark chocolate. - Kiteretsunu

Tempt me of food how dare you! - htoutlaws2012

Of course, who wouldn't?

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4 Are you concerned about failing this exam? Yes/No. If No, please move on.

My Asian parents would be concerned

Yes... - sadical

I know I will because I said that's what I want my grade to be, so of course.

No, what happens is what ends up happening. - htoutlaws2012

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5 Do you want to do this Exam? A) YES B) NO

Who in their right mind would pick A? - sadical

I choose B!

Well, of course not. - saturatedsunrise

Definitely the best question in an exam.

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6 Do you like waffles?

Yes! - Userguy44

Yeah I like waffles! - Koolness88

I like blue waffle

No. - 3DG20

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7 Explain your proof of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. You may use Google to help you.

I don't want this question. I don't know what that is! - sadical

"Can I use Google for this part? " "Of course. Duh." - PositronWildhawk

''Is there a IDFK option? " - htoutlaws2012

Google isn’t helpful at all today, so unfortunately, I can’t answer this question, sorry. - 3DG20

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8 Do you hate exams?

Yes, they are stressful. - Userguy44

Who would like them? - saturatedsunrise

Yes. - 3DG20

Of course.

9 This question treats two stationary masses: the pen and the paper. What is 2+6?

26, duh!

Took me half a second. Automatic response of my brain or something. - Wolftail

So hard! Ugh... Umm... Hmm... Eureka! It's 8!

Well, that took me about 2 seconds. What about you, matey? - PositronWildhawk

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10 Explain the significance of Hitler being an absolute Nazi.

Like he wasn't enough to be already established. - htoutlaws2012

I think I should replace him as an absolute Nazi. Oh, wait. I am not an ultra-conservative, just semi-conservative.

That he becomes THE "Adolf Hitler". Basically, that would explain a lot. - Kiteretsunu

The Contenders

11 Do you wanna build a Snowman?

No, because I hate lame old winter. - saturatedsunrise

Yes, then I’ll throw it at you for asking. - sadical

No, I want it to be summer. - 3DG20

NO NOT THAT MOVIE - CaptainKirk37

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12 Is steak awesome?

Sometimes.

Yes - htoutlaws2012

Yes (unless it you're a vegetarian or vegan) - DoomFire12

13 Translate the following into Italian: Perché sto prendendo questo fastidioso esame?

Hm... may I use Google Translate for this? Laugh out loud! - Wolftail

In English, this says "why am I taking this annoying exam". - letdot52

Google would probably manage to mess it up somehow. - PetSounds

The philosophy of Google is that nobody can ultimately know the purpose of Bing. - PositronWildhawk

Do you speak Italian, pos? - gemcloben

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14 What's 1+1?

It's 11! Easiest question.

= Two - htoutlaws2012

It’s simple. You see the problem, 1+1. Take away the plus sign, and you have 11! - saturatedsunrise

15 The shaded part of the paper is different from the unshaded part of the paper. Draw a line between these differences.

Hmmm (*gets out calculator*) 1,456,679,998,789! - saturatedsunrise

Um...11.

Ayyy here's one I'd be down for. I could even add my own shading and make it look pretty! - keycha1n

''I got a whole that is shaped of a persons rear uhuh huh'' - Butthead - htoutlaws2012

16 Is Dora dumb?

Not as dumb as me. - 3DG20

She has a magic backpack do stuff for her, of course she is.

Yes sir yes she is

17 What's 9+10?

Seems like 910 if you ask me.

Do you want to know a simple solution to all math problems? Just take away the symbols, and you have your answer! In this case, it’s 910. - saturatedsunrise

19, (everyone else 21). - htoutlaws2012

Oh, no! BRAIN OVERLOAD! AHHH! Is it a forlorn little face Hitler? - funnyuser

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18 How old are you?

Older than you. - Userguy44

I’m 4 and 3 quarters! - sadical

2 weeks. - 3DG20

1 year old and I know everything on the test.

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19 What color is the sky?

Red

Hmm let me guess is it color saturatedsunrise - CaptainKirk37

Hmm...Green. - saturatedsunrise

Hmm...Purple. - 3DG20

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20 How many stars are on the American flag?

2 and 8/109 - sadical

Depends which American flag you're asking about. If you're doing an exam on American history, chances are you'll get a flag with between 13 and 50 stars, inclusive. - PositronWildhawk

Hmm...4,876.

13 where originally back then in 1787, but as of 2018 it stands at 50. - htoutlaws2012

21 Are you upset that you are likely to fail this test? Yes/No. If Yes, don't be. You are unlikely to have herpes.

No.

Not really. I’m used to failing. - 3DG20

I’d love to fail. - saturatedsunrise

22 Who is on the $1 bill?

Brian Quinn from Impractical Jokers. - saturatedsunrise

I think it’s Danny P. - sadical

Bob. - 3DG20

George...No, it's Dan Reynolds.

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23 How stupid do you think you are? A. Not stupid B. Very Stupid C. Potato

F. Failing grade! - sadical

D. Dumber than Patrick Star. - 3DG20

C. My grade is lower than that though.

POTATO HEADED! - htoutlaws2012

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24 On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Red - sadical

Blue walls in a house with a green ceiling. - saturatedsunrise

Jellyfish. - 3DG20

Heaven In Hiding.

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25 Translate this word to English from French: "Le Croissant"

The crescent. Actually, I just made that up! - metaphorica17

Nah... - 3DG20

Oh my god this is so hard...

Your mom

26 Which of the following is a square?

The Illuminati logo shape. - sadical

The star, of course!

27 What is your PIN number

This would be totally off putting to have on a test. - htoutlaws2012

It's 1.

Does anyone really want to answer this? - PositronWildhawk

What if I answer with 6 zeroes?

28 I know you can't remember mathematical formulas, so name as many pokemon as you can (1+ mark each)

I would probably name one to be honest with you. - htoutlaws2012

Ninetales!

I wonder if the teacher remember the names. - DocStrange

Can I name all 719 Pokemon? Probably not. - RiverClanRocks

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29 You have one Rupee and gain four more by raiding houses and breaking jars. How many Rupees do you have now?

Window - sadical

Um, 9.

Fantastic, now I have an idea for an exam question... - RaineSage

30 If you went to Southern California, would you rather go to Disneyland or party all night in Vegas?

I would party in Vegas!

31 Which is better, Disney’s Hercules or Greek mythology?

Obviously Disney

32 Are you stupid? Yes or No.

Is this really a question? - Userguy44

33 Which is better? Disneyland or Disney World?
34 Who are you?

A creature. - Userguy44

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