Top Ten Exam Questions That We Wish Were On Every Exam

Yeah, us boxes don't really have names, so that's a problem...

I have seen university students who have left this one blank (though it wasn't a graded question, it was still on the score sheet).

I'm not sure, but I think my name is Nike. It's written on my shoes.

I would really struggle with this!

I'm up for the dark one, I mean dark chocolate. - Kiteretsunu

Yes, I would love a chocolate, please and thank you. - 3DG20

Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE! - Misfire

Tempt me of food how dare you! - htoutlaws2012

Probably the right time to be a narcissist, I guess. - Kiteretsunu

Interesting how most have given the same answer, is it not? - PositronWildhawk

That would be a good and easy question - PrincipeAzul

A+ to impress my parents - Nic427

Who in their right mind would pick A?

Definitely the best question in an exam.

Well, of course not.

I choose B!

What do I do if I chose Yes? - Kiteretsunu

I know I will because I said that's what I want my grade to be, so of course.

No, what happens is what ends up happening. - htoutlaws2012

My Asian parents would be concerned

"Can I use Google for this part? " "Of course. Duh." - PositronWildhawk

''Is there a IDFK option? " - htoutlaws2012

I don't want this question. I don't know what that is! - sadical

Google isn’t helpful at all today, so unfortunately, I can’t answer this question, sorry. - 3DG20

I like blue waffle

Yeah I like waffles! - Koolness88

My fave breakfast - Nic427

Yes! - Userguy44

Took me half a second. Automatic response of my brain or something. - Wolftail

So hard! Ugh... Umm... Hmm... Eureka! It's 8!

Well, that took me about 2 seconds. What about you, matey? - PositronWildhawk

That's one tough word problem. - Kiteretsunu

No, there's no winter in my country.

Yes, I certainly would like to in my spare time. - htoutlaws2012

Well, I've never seen snow before so sure, let's do it! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

No, I only like summer - BigFatNoob

I think I should replace him as an absolute Nazi. Oh, wait. I am not an ultra-conservative, just semi-conservative.

That he becomes THE "Adolf Hitler". Basically, that would explain a lot. - Kiteretsunu

Like he wasn't enough to be already established. - htoutlaws2012

Perché sto prendendo questo fastidioso esame? Already in Italian. - I80

Hm... may I use Google Translate for this? Laugh out loud! - Wolftail

In English, this says "why am I taking this annoying exam". - letdot52

Google would probably manage to mess it up somehow. - PetSounds

The philosophy of Google is that nobody can ultimately know the purpose of Bing. - PositronWildhawk

It's 11! Easiest question.

Could be 2, 11 or window if they put = - FefeCat

= Two - htoutlaws2012

It’s simple. You see the problem, 1+1. Take away the plus sign, and you have 11! - saturatedsunrise

Yes (unless it you're a vegetarian or vegan) - DoomFire12

Until I was vegetarian! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

No. (Come at me butt hurts) - 3DG20

I hate meat - BigFatNoob

1 year old and I know everything on the test.

Older than you. - Userguy44

2 weeks. - 3DG20

Currently 21, ''Why are you here then sir! '' ''To prove I'm not a moron.'' - htoutlaws2012

Hmm...Red.

Hmm let me guess is it color saturatedsunrise - CaptainKirk37

Red - BigFatNoob

Hmm...Green. - saturatedsunrise

Ayyy here's one I'd be down for. I could even add my own shading and make it look pretty! - keycha1n

Hmmm (*gets out calculator*) 1,456,679,998,789! - saturatedsunrise

Um...11.

''I got a whole that is shaped of a persons rear uhuh huh'' - Butthead - htoutlaws2012

Depends which American flag you're asking about. If you're doing an exam on American history, chances are you'll get a flag with between 13 and 50 stars, inclusive. - PositronWildhawk

Only good for americans - FefeCat

Hmm...4,876.

13 where originally back then in 1787, but as of 2018 it stands at 50. - htoutlaws2012

Not really - BigFatNoob

No.

Not really. I’m used to failing. - 3DG20

I’d love to fail. - saturatedsunrise

Seems like 910 if you ask me.

Oh, no! BRAIN OVERLOAD! AHHH! Is it a forlorn little face Hitler? - funnyuser

21 (the anwer of every kid in my class)

19, (everyone else 21). - htoutlaws2012

George...No, it's Dan Reynolds.

Brian Quinn from Impractical Jokers. - saturatedsunrise

George...Georgie from It?

ME THE FABULOUS POTATO

C. My grade is lower than that though.

D. Dumber than Patrick Star. - 3DG20

F. Failing grade! - sadical

POTATO I AM THE POTATO

She has a magic backpack do stuff for her, of course she is.

Yes sir yes she is

Not as dumb as me. - 3DG20

Yes - BigFatNoob

Blue walls in a house with a green ceiling. - saturatedsunrise

Heaven In Hiding.

Hamburger!

Potato

The crescent. Actually, I just made that up! - metaphorica17

Oh my god this is so hard...

Your mom

Nah... - 3DG20