Top Ten Exam Questions That We Wish Were On Every ExamPeople tend to hate the idea of exams, but hopefully these questions, if adopted by the boards, will make the experience much more pleasant. Which is unlikely.
The Top Ten
Yeah, us boxes don't really have names, so that's a problem... - CardboardBox
I have seen university students who have left this one blank (though it wasn't a graded question, it was still on the score sheet). - Finch
I'm not sure, but I think my name is Nike. It's written on my shoes. - Misfire
I would really struggle with this! - Britgirl
I'm up for the dark one, I mean dark chocolate. - Kiteretsunu
Yes, I would love a chocolate, please and thank you. - 3DG20
Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE! - Misfire
Tempt me of food how dare you! - htoutlaws2012
Probably the right time to be a narcissist, I guess. - Kiteretsunu
Interesting how most have given the same answer, is it not? - PositronWildhawk
That would be a good and easy question - PrincipeAzul
At least enough to pass. - 3DG20
Who in their right mind would pick A? - sadical
Definitely the best question in an exam.
Well, of course not. - saturatedsunrise
I choose B!
What do I do if I chose Yes? - Kiteretsunu
I know I will because I said that's what I want my grade to be, so of course.
No, what happens is what ends up happening. - htoutlaws2012
My Asian parents would be concerned
I like blue waffle
Yeah I like waffles! - Koolness88
Yes! - Userguy44
No. - 3DG20
"Can I use Google for this part? " "Of course. Duh." - PositronWildhawk
''Is there a IDFK option? " - htoutlaws2012
I don't want this question. I don't know what that is! - sadical
Google isn’t helpful at all today, so unfortunately, I can’t answer this question, sorry. - 3DG20
Yes, they are stressful. - Userguy44
Who would like them? - saturatedsunrise
Yes - BigFatNoob
Took me half a second. Automatic response of my brain or something. - Wolftail
So hard! Ugh... Umm... Hmm... Eureka! It's 8!
Well, that took me about 2 seconds. What about you, matey? - PositronWildhawk
That's one tough word problem. - Kiteretsunu
No, there's no winter in my country.
Yes, I certainly would like to in my spare time. - htoutlaws2012
Well, I've never seen snow before so sure, let's do it! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
No, I only like summer - BigFatNoob
I think I should replace him as an absolute Nazi. Oh, wait. I am not an ultra-conservative, just semi-conservative.
That he becomes THE "Adolf Hitler". Basically, that would explain a lot. - Kiteretsunu
Like he wasn't enough to be already established. - htoutlaws2012
It's 11! Easiest question.
= Two - htoutlaws2012
It’s simple. You see the problem, 1+1. Take away the plus sign, and you have 11! - saturatedsunrise
Yes (unless it you're a vegetarian or vegan) - DoomFire12
Until I was vegetarian! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
No. (Come at me butt hurts) - 3DG20
I hate meat - BigFatNoob
Perché sto prendendo questo fastidioso esame? Already in Italian. - I80
Hm... may I use Google Translate for this? Laugh out loud! - Wolftail
In English, this says "why am I taking this annoying exam". - letdot52
Google would probably manage to mess it up somehow. - PetSounds
The philosophy of Google is that nobody can ultimately know the purpose of Bing. - PositronWildhawk
She has a magic backpack do stuff for her, of course she is.
Yes sir yes she is
Not as dumb as me. - 3DG20
Yes - BigFatNoob
Ayyy here's one I'd be down for. I could even add my own shading and make it look pretty! - keycha1n
Hmmm (*gets out calculator*) 1,456,679,998,789! - saturatedsunrise
''I got a whole that is shaped of a persons rear uhuh huh'' - Butthead - htoutlaws2012
Hmm let me guess is it color saturatedsunrise - CaptainKirk37
Red - BigFatNoob
Hmm...Green. - saturatedsunrise
Seems like 910 if you ask me.
Oh, no! BRAIN OVERLOAD! AHHH! Is it a forlorn little face Hitler? - funnyuser
21 (the anwer of every kid in my class)
19, (everyone else 21). - htoutlaws2012
1 year old and I know everything on the test.
Older than you. - Userguy44
2 weeks. - 3DG20
Currently 21, ''Why are you here then sir! '' ''To prove I'm not a moron.'' - htoutlaws2012
Depends which American flag you're asking about. If you're doing an exam on American history, chances are you'll get a flag with between 13 and 50 stars, inclusive. - PositronWildhawk
13 where originally back then in 1787, but as of 2018 it stands at 50. - htoutlaws2012
2 and 8/109 - sadical
George...No, it's Dan Reynolds.
Brian Quinn from Impractical Jokers. - saturatedsunrise
George...Georgie from It?
ME THE FABULOUS POTATO
C. My grade is lower than that though.
D. Dumber than Patrick Star. - 3DG20
F. Failing grade! - sadical
POTATO I AM THE POTATO
Not really - BigFatNoob
Not really. I’m used to failing. - 3DG20
I’d love to fail. - saturatedsunrise
Blue walls in a house with a green ceiling. - saturatedsunrise
Heaven In Hiding.
The crescent. Actually, I just made that up! - metaphorica17
Oh my god this is so hard...
Nah... - 3DG20
The Illuminati logo shape. - sadical
The star, of course!
Is this really a question? - Userguy44
This would be totally off putting to have on a test. - htoutlaws2012
Does anyone really want to answer this? - PositronWildhawk
What if I answer with 6 zeroes?
I would probably name one to be honest with you. - htoutlaws2012
I wonder if the teacher remember the names. - DocStrange
Can I name all 719 Pokemon? Probably not. - RiverClanRocks
+649 marks if you get them all! - Flamesofsilver
Fantastic, now I have an idea for an exam question... - RaineSage
Window - sadical
I would party in Vegas!
Greek mythology - BigFatNoob
Greek - RogerMcBaloney
None of them - BigFatNoob
I'm britney b! tch - 0w0uwu
A creature - BigFatNoob
A creature. - Userguy44
I don't know - 3DG20