Top Ten Exam Questions That We Wish Were On Every Exam

People tend to hate the idea of exams, but hopefully these questions, if adopted by the boards, will make the experience much more pleasant. Which is unlikely.

The Top Ten

1 What is your name?

I'm not sure, but I think my name is Nike. It's written on my shoes. - Misfire

It doesn't matter what your name is! - RubyTheSwearingParrotFan2019

I forgot. - Userguy44

Yeah, us boxes don't really have names, so that's a problem... - CardboardBox

2 Do you want a chocolate?

Yes, I would love a chocolate, please and thank you. - 3DG20

Yes, 87%!

No thanks - BigFatNoob

Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE! - Misfire

3 What grade do you wish to achieve? Place an "X" in the box next to your answer.

At least enough to pass. - 3DG20

I want to get a Z minus. - sadical

Probably the right time to be a narcissist, I guess. - Kiteretsunu

Interesting how most have given the same answer, is it not? - PositronWildhawk

4 Are you concerned about failing this exam? Yes/No. If No, please move on.

My Asian parents would be concerned

No. I’m kind of used to it at this point. - 3DG20

Yes... - sadical

What do I do if I chose Yes? - Kiteretsunu

5 Do you want to do this Exam? A) YES B) NO

Who in their right mind would pick A? - sadical

I choose B!

Well, of course not. - saturatedsunrise

Definitely the best question in an exam.

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6 Do you like waffles?

No thanks - BigFatNoob

Yes! - Userguy44

I like blue waffle

Yeah I like waffles! - Koolness88

7 Explain your proof of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. You may use Google to help you.

I don't want this question. I don't know what that is! - sadical

"Can I use Google for this part? " "Of course. Duh." - PositronWildhawk

''Is there a IDFK option? " - htoutlaws2012

Google isn’t helpful at all today, so unfortunately, I can’t answer this question, sorry. - 3DG20

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8 Do you hate exams?

Hello yeah!

Yes - BigFatNoob

Yes, they are stressful. - Userguy44

Who would like them? - saturatedsunrise

9 This question treats two stationary masses: the pen and the paper. What is 2+6?

Took me half a second. Automatic response of my brain or something. - Wolftail

So hard! Ugh... Umm... Hmm... Eureka! It's 8!

Well, that took me about 2 seconds. What about you, matey? - PositronWildhawk

That's one tough word problem. - Kiteretsunu

10 Explain the significance of Hitler being an absolute Nazi.

Like he wasn't enough to be already established. - htoutlaws2012

I think I should replace him as an absolute Nazi. Oh, wait. I am not an ultra-conservative, just semi-conservative.

That he becomes THE "Adolf Hitler". Basically, that would explain a lot. - Kiteretsunu

The Newcomers

? What's your fursona?
? Are you from Earth?

The Contenders

11 Do you wanna build a Snowman?

No, I only like summer - BigFatNoob

Well, I've never seen snow before so sure, let's do it! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

No, because I hate lame old winter. - saturatedsunrise

No, there's no winter in my country.

12 What's 1+1?

It's 11! Easiest question.

= Two - htoutlaws2012

It’s simple. You see the problem, 1+1. Take away the plus sign, and you have 11! - saturatedsunrise

13 Is steak awesome?

Until I was vegetarian! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

No. (Come at me butt hurts) - 3DG20

I hate meat - BigFatNoob

Yes (unless it you're a vegetarian or vegan) - DoomFire12

14 Translate the following into Italian: Perché sto prendendo questo fastidioso esame?

What? - BigFatNoob

Ho acceso questo formaggio esigente? - RogerMcBaloney

Perché sto prendendo questo fastidioso esame? Already in Italian. - I80

Hm... may I use Google Translate for this? Laugh out loud! - Wolftail

15 Is Dora dumb?

Yes - BigFatNoob

She has a magic backpack do stuff for her, of course she is.

Yes sir yes she is

Not as dumb as me. - 3DG20

16 The shaded part of the paper is different from the unshaded part of the paper. Draw a line between these differences.

Hmmm (*gets out calculator*) 1,456,679,998,789! - saturatedsunrise

Ayyy here's one I'd be down for. I could even add my own shading and make it look pretty! - keycha1n


''I got a whole that is shaped of a persons rear uhuh huh'' - Butthead - htoutlaws2012

17 What's 9+10?

Seems like 910 if you ask me.

Oh, no! BRAIN OVERLOAD! AHHH! Is it a forlorn little face Hitler? - funnyuser

21 (the anwer of every kid in my class)

19, (everyone else 21). - htoutlaws2012

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18 How old are you?

Older than you. - Userguy44

1 year old and I know everything on the test.

I’m 4 and 3 quarters! - sadical

2 weeks. - 3DG20

19 What color is the sky?

Red - BigFatNoob

it is pink


Hmm let me guess is it color saturatedsunrise - CaptainKirk37

20 How many stars are on the American flag?

2 and 8/109 - sadical

Depends which American flag you're asking about. If you're doing an exam on American history, chances are you'll get a flag with between 13 and 50 stars, inclusive. - PositronWildhawk


13 where originally back then in 1787, but as of 2018 it stands at 50. - htoutlaws2012

21 Are you upset that you are likely to fail this test? Yes/No. If Yes, don't be. You are unlikely to have herpes.

Not really - BigFatNoob


Not really. I’m used to failing. - 3DG20

I’d love to fail. - saturatedsunrise

22 Who is on the $1 bill?

Brian Quinn from Impractical Jokers. - saturatedsunrise

George...No, it's Dan Reynolds.

I think it’s Danny P. - sadical


23 How stupid do you think you are? A. Not stupid B. Very Stupid C. Potato

F. Failing grade! - sadical

C. My grade is lower than that though.

D. Dumber than Patrick Star. - 3DG20


24 On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Bologna - RogerMcBaloney

Red - sadical

Blue walls in a house with a green ceiling. - saturatedsunrise

Heaven In Hiding.

25 Translate this word to English from French: "Le Croissant"

The crescent. Actually, I just made that up! - metaphorica17

Oh my god this is so hard...

Your mom

Nah... - 3DG20

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26 Which of the following is a square?

The Illuminati logo shape. - sadical

The star, of course!

27 Are you stupid? Yes or No.

Is this really a question? - Userguy44

28 Which number is divisible by 0?


29 What is your PIN number

I’ll have to get back to you on that. I still have to ask my mom that last question, but she won’t answer her damn phone! - 3DG20

This would be totally off putting to have on a test. - htoutlaws2012

Does anyone really want to answer this? - PositronWildhawk

What if I answer with 6 zeroes?

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30 I know you can't remember mathematical formulas, so name as many pokemon as you can (1+ mark each)

I would probably name one to be honest with you. - htoutlaws2012

I wonder if the teacher remember the names. - DocStrange

Can I name all 719 Pokemon? Probably not. - RiverClanRocks

+649 marks if you get them all! - Flamesofsilver

31 You have one Rupee and gain four more by raiding houses and breaking jars. How many Rupees do you have now?

Window - sadical

Um, 9.

Fantastic, now I have an idea for an exam question... - RaineSage

32 If you went to Southern California, would you rather go to Disneyland or party all night in Vegas?

I would party in Vegas!

33 Which is better, Disney’s Hercules or Greek mythology?

Greek mythology - BigFatNoob

Greek - RogerMcBaloney

Obviously Disney

34 Which is better? Disneyland or Disney World?

None of them - BigFatNoob

35 Who are you?

I'm britney b! tch - 0w0uwu

A creature - BigFatNoob

I don't know - 3DG20

A creature. - Userguy44

36 Do you like the word "Exam"?
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