Top Ten Exam Questions That We Wish Were On Every Exam
People tend to hate the idea of exams, but hopefully these questions, if adopted by the boards, will make the experience much more pleasant. Which is unlikely.I have seen university students who have left this one blank (though it wasn't a graded question, it was still on the score sheet).
I'm not sure, but I think my name is Nike. It's written on my shoes.
Yeah, us boxes don't really have names, so that's a problem...
I'm...um...who? Oh yeah, I'm Heaven In Hiding. I only live for 3:28.
I know I will because I said that's what I want my grade to be, so of course.
No, what happens is what ends up happening.
Of course I am, because I don't know much.
Yeah, I fail at everything. I am a fail. D':
Yes, I would love a chocolate, please and thank you.
No, I don't, because I don't really like chocolate.
I'm up for the dark one, I mean dark chocolate.
Yes, I want chocolate.
Haha! Too late!
I'd like to get an I, for incomplete, because I don't want to take this test.
Interesting how most have given the same answer, is it not?
Probably the right time to be a narcissist, I guess.
Hmm...I guess F-. That would be good!
Definitely the best question in an exam.
Who in their right mind would pick A?
This should be top in the list.
Well, of course not.
Yeah. They give me anxiety
Yes, they are stressful.
Who would like them?
Yeah I like waffles!
I like blue waffle
My fave breakfast
Well, I've never seen snow before so sure, let's do it!
Yes, I certainly would like to in my spare time.
Yes, then I'll throw it at you for asking.
No, there's no winter in my country.
Google isn't helpful at all today, so unfortunately, I can't answer this question, sorry.
I don't want this question. I don't know what that is!
Is this really a question?
Took me half a second. Automatic response of my brain or something.
Well, that took me about 2 seconds. What about you, matey?
That's one tough word problem.
I'm actually from Jupiter.
Not really. I'm used to failing.
I'd love to fail.
I think I should replace him as an absolute Nazi. Oh, wait. I am not an ultra-conservative, just semi-conservative.
That he becomes THE "Adolf Hitler". Basically, that would explain a lot.
Like he wasn't enough to be already established.
In English, this says "why am I taking this annoying exam".
Hm... may I use Google Translate for this? Laugh out loud!
Google would probably manage to mess it up somehow.
It's already in Italian
It's simple. You see the problem, 1+1. Take away the plus sign, and you have 11!
It's 11! Easiest question.
Until I was vegetarian!
No. (Come at me butt hurts)
I'm 99. I'm only in this here school to see my grandkiddies take this test so I can sew their failing grades onto a sweater and make them wear it on Picture Day!
1 year old and I know everything on the test.
Older than you.
I'm 4 and 3 quarters!
Ayyy here's one I'd be down for. I could even add my own shading and make it look pretty!
Depends which American flag you're asking about. If you're doing an exam on American history, chances are you'll get a flag with between 13 and 50 stars, inclusive.
Only good for americans
Do you want to know a simple solution to all math problems? Just take away the symbols, and you have your answer! In this case, it's 910.
Seems like 910 if you ask me.
C. My grade is lower than that though.