Fictitious Quotes That Sum Up Justin Bieber

Beleibers don't know Justin at all! Here is a list of things that he should say that sum him up.
The Top Ten
1 I am retarded and fat

He is retarded becuase he said he was 45 min late for a concert when he was actually 2h late. He is fat because he is greedy.

2 I like slapping little girls

This is true. One time he slapped a girl who was trying to get to him. It was on the news.

3 I only skip jail because my stupid Beleibers beg and cry for my release

The stupid beleibers don't know they are releasing a sick monster

Beleibers are really stupid and mean sometimes but...i suddenly feel really bad for them!

Tbh I don't hate him. Lets just say if he got hit by a truck, I'd feel more bad for the truck!

4 I am cruel to animals

He made a plane wait 8h for him only to abandon his monkey in Germany.

And he laugh at brian griffin's death

5 I call Beatles a crap band because I will never be as great as them

He will never be awesome as the Beatles! they have more talent in a squeak than JB has in his whole entire life.

This quote shows that he is selfish,stupid,and that he knows he sucks!

6 My dancing looks like a sack of poo in a dumpster

They even smell equally bad. A sack of poo is a better dancer than his dancing.

Id rather change poppy's diaper than listen to baby

7 I got beaten by a fictional singer called Hatsune Miku

I love Hatsune Miku she is better than Justin Bieber.

8 I have nightmares about this website called TheTopTens where people hate me

What if he Googles himself, sees the link to the Toptens, clicks on it and his nightmare...?

9 I threaten to kill people for not liking my music

Seriously? Grow up, Justin. If you want to kill everyone who hates you, the world's population will decrease by 425342563425644264, 86374563757, 99002763%

10 I disrespect countries

That is why he is banned from Canada. And canadians, don't be ashamed. Its not your fault you share a country with a stupid loser. I am not canadian but I hate when people bully others because of this.

The Contenders
11 German? What does that mean? We don't say that in America...
12 I am so stupid and lame
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