Fictitious Quotes That Sum Up Justin Beiber

Beleibers don't know Justin at all! Here is a list of things that he should say that sum him up.

The Top Ten

1 I am retarded and fat

He is retarded becuase he said he was 45 min late for a concert when he was actually 2h late. He is fat because he is greedy. - TwilightKitsune

2 I like slapping little girls

This is true. One time he slapped a girl who was trying to get to him. It was on the news. - TwilightKitsune

What! Really! And he wasn't high!? I knew jb was mean but wow!

3 I only skip jail because my stupid Beleibers beg and cry for my release

The stupid beleibers don't know they are releasing a sick monster - TwilightKitsune

Beleibers are really stupid and mean sometimes but...i suddenly feel really bad for them!

4 I am cruel to animals

And he laugh at brian griffin's death

He made a plane wait 8h for him only to abandon his monkey in Germany. - TwilightKitsune

5 I call Beatles a crap band because I will never be as great as them

He will never be awesome as the Beatles! they have more talent in a squeak than JB has in his whole entire life. - TwilightKitsune

This quote shows that he is selfish,stupid,and that he knows he sucks!

6 My dancing looks like a sack of poo in a dumpster

Id rather change poppy's diaper than listen to baby

They even smell equally bad. A sack of poo is a better dancer than his dancing. - TwilightKitsune

7 I got beaten by a fictional singer called Hatsune Miku

I love Hatsune Miku she is better than Justin Bieber.

You know your music sucks when people think a singer who doesn't exist is better than you. - RoseWeasley

Justin Beiber: I have thousands of fans and I'm only 18
Hatsune Miku: Bitch please I have thousands of fans and I don't even exist! - TwilightKitsune

8 I have nightmares about this website called TheTopTens where people hate me

What if he Googles himself, sees the link to the Toptens, clicks on it and his nightmare...? - TwilightKitsune

9 I threaten to kill people for not liking my music

Seriously? Grow up, Justin. If you want to kill everyone who hates you, the world's population will decrease by 425342563425644264, 86374563757, 99002763% - TwilightKitsune

10 I disrespect countries

That is why he is banned from Canada. And canadians, don't be ashamed. Its not your fault you share a country with a stupid loser. I am not canadian but I hate when people bully others because of this. - TwilightKitsune

The Contenders

11 German? What does that mean? We don't say that in America...
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