Top 10 Funniest Anthrax Songs

christangrant
Anthrax have several songs that were written as jokes, these are the funniest songs from them.

The Top Ten

1 I'm the Man

This is easily the funniest one this lyric makes me LOL the most

"For a heavy metal band raps a different way
We like to different and not cliche
They say rap and metal can never mix
Well all of them can suck our...
-- Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area!
No man, it's "dicks! " -- Oh-OHH! "


MASTER! (Sample from Master of Puppets)

It's also the first "Rap Metal" song although it was written as a joke, it was a parody of the Beastie Boys.

However this was sadly not the only time Anthrax experimented with Rap and eventually made the most overrated song of the Big 4 (Bring the Noise) which then came more "Rap Metal" bands and "Nu Metal' bands... - christangrant

2 Startin' Up a Posse

The vocals in this song are hilarious it's like a parody of children songs. but with loads swearing in it and making fun of censorship, just read the lyrics to know why this song is so funny. - christangrant

3 Bud e Luv Bomb and Satan's Lounge Band

Even the title of the song is funny - christangrant

4 Friggin' In the Riggin'

This is a cover of a drinking song, and Anthrax made it funny - christangrant

5 Cupajoe Cupajoe

It's a song about their love for coffee and it uses a Blast Beat and it's pretty funny. Sounds like Something S.O.D. would write

"I really need a cup of coffee, go get me a cupajoe
I really need a cup of coffee, go get me a cupajoe
I really need a cup of coffee, go get me a cupajoe
I really need a cup of coffee, go get me a cupajoe
Cupajoe, Cupajoe, Cupajoe, Cupajoe, Cupajoe,
Cupajoe, Cupajoe, Cupajoe, Cupajoe, Cupajoe,
Black and strong! Black and strong! " - christangrant

6 Efilnikufesin (N.F.L.)

This song is about the life of comedian John Belushi and Efilnikufesin spelled backwards is "nisefukinlife" this is also one of Anthrax's most loved songs - christangrant

7 Who Put This Together

Literally a song of just samples from Anthrax songs and other songs from other bands including Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones and Beastie Boys - christangrant

8 604 604

The song is about some Fat Women who Can't stop eating"

"Can't stop eating
Can't stop eating
Can't stop eating
She's so fat" - christangrant

9 Milk (Ode to Billy)

This is a S.O.D. cover which it is a funny song. - christangrant

10 N.F.B. (Dallabnikufesin)

Dallabnikufesin spelled backwards says "nisefukinballad" - christangrant

The Contenders

11 Medley: A.D.I. / Horror of It All

The A.D.I. part of the song stands for Arabic Douchebag Intro - christangrant

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