Top 10 Hottest Parappa the Rapper Characters
The ones that would look the most attractive when taken out of the canonical art style
Um Jammer Lammy is a rhythm video game developed by NanaOn-Sha and published by Sony for the PlayStation video game console in 1999. Needs no explanation; she's already pretty boner-inducing IN the canon art style
Why is this list a thing?
Monochrome goth counterpart to Lammy; probably drinks and smokes a lot too
An incredibly flirtatious supermodel who is also Satan's former wife, enough said
The fact that her lesbian relationship with Lammy was recently made canon isn't helping
Yes, even though she wears both a military uniform and a tutu at the same time
He's built like Bruce Lee, enough said
"SHOW ME JUST WHO YOU ARE! ARE YOU MY SHINING STAR? LET ME SEE YOUR GUITAR! " - sure, Paul; you might be incredibly creepy, but why not?
I always loved me some EXTRA THICC lumberjacks myself, personally
No, having the hottest voice is not the same thing as having the hottest body (he tried though)
More importantly, however, if you want to grow BIG, he'll definitely do the trick for you regardless
His buns are very toasty (and his beard is very fluffy)
Hotter than any of the Parappa characters
He's hot damn it!