Top 10 Hottest Parappa the Rapper Characters

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The ones that would look the most attractive when taken out of the canonical art style

The Top Ten

1 Lammy Lammy

Needs no explanation; she's already pretty boner-inducing IN the canon art style - xandermartin98

2 Rammy Rammy

Monochrome goth counterpart to Lammy; probably drinks and smokes a lot too - xandermartin98

3 Hairdresser Octopus Hairdresser Octopus

I quite honestly want to lick and massage this dork's squishy girly feet while he purrs and croons with delight in his ridiculously over-the-top Gay Mexican accent (assuming he has human feet like all of the other anthro animals in the franchise besides Guru Ant and Cheap Cheap do); honestly, I strongly suspect that Lammy feels the same way about him

Really is surprising (albeit relieving) that he never became a Memetic Sex God of the series - xandermartin98

4 Teriyaki Yoko Teriyaki Yoko

An incredibly flirtatious supermodel who is also Satan's former wife, enough said - xandermartin98

5 Katy Kat Katy Kat

The fact that her lesbian relationship with Lammy was recently made canon isn't helping - xandermartin98

6 Moosesha Moosesha

Yes, even though she wears both a military uniform and a tutu at the same time - xandermartin98

7 Chop Chop Master Onion Chop Chop Master Onion

He's built like Bruce Lee, enough said - xandermartin98

8 Paul Chuck Paul Chuck

"SHOW ME JUST WHO YOU ARE! ARE YOU MY SHINING STAR? LET ME SEE YOUR GUITAR! " - sure, Paul; you might be incredibly creepy, but why not?

I always loved me some EXTRA THICC lumberjacks myself, personally - xandermartin98

9 Guru Ant Guru Ant

No, having the hottest voice is not the same thing as having the hottest body (he tried though)

More importantly, however, if you want to grow BIG, he'll definitely do the trick for you regardless - xandermartin98

10 Beard Burger Master Beard Burger Master

His buns are very toasty (and his beard is very fluffy) - xandermartin98

The Contenders

11 General Potter
12 Joe Chin
13 Parappa's Mom
14 Ma-San
15 Matt Major
16 Gaster
17 Sunny Funny
18 PaRappa the Rapper PaRappa the Rapper
19 Prince Fleaswallow
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