Top 10 Jokes About the Metal Singer Hansi Kürsch (Blind Guardian, Demons & Wizards)

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1 His belly isn't just a belly, it's a counterweight to his huge voice
2 Hansi doesn't have a great voice - he's got a full choir of great voices
3 One can describe his voice only with the help of a secret Medieval formula: f(x∞Hansi)™ = 666+3n+∑(n=ᴚ5ȹ8ᴚ)^∞+∑(a745n:cos.ωn8y%ȹ +b5n%sin.ɮ9nt22x)+∞
4 His voice is 5D – Hansi entered the enlightened multi-dimensional reality long ago
5 Pavarotti tried to sell his soul to Hansi in order to learn certain things but Hansi declined the offer
6 Hansi’s favorite teacher is his English teacher - J. R. R. Tolkien

J. R. R. Tolkien, author of: The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion. - Metal_Treasure

7 Every day he passes 10 hours singing, 10 hours reading, 10 hours writing and 10 hours just being better than you

Your day doesn't have 40 hours? Too bad. - Metal_Treasure

8 The chapter ‘Epic Levels’ of the instructional book ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ was based on Hansi’s achievements

The term epic level refers to a very high level of play in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D), a fantasy role-playing game. - Metal_Treasure

9 When he was 2 years old, his nickname was Bard. He wrote and recorded 2 songs about that but released them when turned 25

The Bard's Song (In the Forest), The Bard's Song (The Hobbit) - Metal_Treasure

10 When he wants to have sex with his wife, he says: "Open wide the gate friend, the King will come"

A line from his song Valhalla - Metal_Treasure

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1. Hansi doesn't have a great voice - he's got a full choir of great voices
2. One can describe his voice only with the help of a secret Medieval formula: f(x∞Hansi)™ = 666+3n+∑(n=ᴚ5ȹ8ᴚ)^∞+∑(a745n:cos.ωn8y%ȹ +b5n%sin.ɮ9nt22x)+∞
3. His voice is 5D – Hansi entered the enlightened multi-dimensional reality long ago
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