Top 10 Laziest Inventions

I can't believe half of these even exist. If you don't want to do anything for the rest of your life, get out your credit card and buy the following:

1. Self-Making Bed

   

   This device uses built-in mechanical arms or rollers to automatically straighten sheets and adjust blankets. Some versions use sensors to detect when a person has gotten out of bed and then begin the process.

   Not lazy. When you go to bed, you are tired. Psychologically, when you go to bed, your brain says "sleep." It is torture to have to stay up a little longer to do a seemingly innocuous task.

   Sleeping is just the laziest thing a person can do. But uh-oh! You need to eat. But now I have to make the bed! Not anymore! Now you can get a bed that makes itself. You lazy git!

2. Self-Lacing Shoes

   

   These shoes contain embedded motors and sensors that automatically tighten the laces for a customized fit. Nike's Adapt series is one commercial example that uses app-controlled tension adjustment.

   Remember Back to the Future? Yup, Nike has invented a pair of self-lacing shoes.

3. Motorised Ice Cream Cone

   

   This battery-operated cone rotates the ice cream for the user, eliminating the need to turn it manually. It is often marketed as a novelty eating aid.

   Eating ice cream is hard work! I want it to be easier! Now there's the motorized ice cream cone, a device you put up to your mouth and go uh with your tongue out. It's for if you're too lazy to eat ice cream. Beautiful.

   I prefer to bite and chew my ice cream. Also, how lazy can anyone be to use this?

4. Segway

   

   The Segway is a self-balancing personal transporter with two wheels and gyroscopic sensors, primarily used for short-distance travel. It was first introduced in 2001 as a mobility solution for pedestrians.

   The famous invention of laziness. Walking is boring! It's hard work! Well, now you can ride a Segway. You'll look like an idiot without moving a body part. It's worth it, lazy boy, isn't it?

   At least we have something to laugh at.

   The security guards at my school actually use Segways, and I think it's hilarious.

5. Twirling Spaghetti Fork

   

   This utensil is powered by a small motor that automatically twirls spaghetti around its prongs. It typically operates via a button on the handle.

   It twisted my tongue, and now I can't eat pasta anymore. Worse, I have to go around with a fork in my tongue. Good thing I didn't use Energizer batteries. Otherwise, it would still be twirling.

   Hate twisting your fork to get noodles and spaghetti onto it? There's an alternative out there, you know! No more twisting for you. Let the fork do it for you!

6. Butter Stick

   

   A butter stick resembles a glue stick, allowing users to spread butter directly without using a knife. It is often packaged in a twist-up tube.

   What do you get if you cross a Pritt Stick and a piece of butter? The butter stick, of course! And a few more lazy people who don't want to spread butter on their bread.

   It could be useful when you want to eat something during class.

7. Baby Mop

   

   This outfit for infants has mop-like microfiber fringes attached to the front, allowing floors to be wiped as the baby crawls. It is designed to combine playtime with light cleaning.

   Clothes for your newborn so you can leave them in the kitchen, cleaning the floor with their clothes. Yeah.

8. Robostir

   

   Robostir is a battery-operated kitchen gadget that automatically stirs food in pots using rotating legs. It is intended to help prevent sticking or burning during cooking.

   A device that is supposed to stir food and ingredients for you. Why do these inventions exist?

9. Noodle Fan

   

   This is a small, often clip-on fan designed to cool noodles as they are being eaten. It is typically battery-powered or USB-charged.

   This is particularly useful if you don't have lungs. Never mind, you'd be dead without lungs. This invention is for the laziest of the lazy.

10. Subway Chinrest

    

    This product provides a padded rest for a commuter's chin, often attaching to a pole or harness to support the head while standing. It is intended to make standing naps more feasible.

    So all the seats are taken? Oh, darn! Don't worry. You don't have to hold up your head. Just let some stand do it for you!

The Newcomers
11. ?

    Self-Stirring Mug

    

    This mug contains a built-in motorized propeller at the bottom that stirs beverages when a button is pressed. It is usually powered by batteries and is often used for coffee or hot chocolate.

    It is literally a mug with a spoon that stirs itself! I believe this is one of the laziest inventions yet.

12. ?

    Audiobook

    

    An audiobook is a recording of a book or other written work being read aloud, available in physical or digital formats. It can be listened to on devices such as smartphones, computers, or dedicated audio players.

The Contenders

13. USB Pet Rock

    

    A novelty item, the USB Pet Rock consists of an actual rock with a USB cable and offers no software or electronic function. It is often marketed as a gag gift.

    Want a pet but are too lazy to care for it? Get a USB pet rock. It needs no power, food, or water.

14. PooTrap

    

    This invention attaches to a dog like a harness and collects waste in a disposable bag without the owner needing to pick it up. It is designed to be worn during walks.

    Hate picking up your dog's feces while on a walk? Here's the answer: a small plastic bag that you strap onto your dog's rear end.

    This would work for pet birds when they fly around the house.