Top Ten Laziest Inventions
I can't believe half of these even exist. If you don't want to do anything for the rest of your life, get out your credit card and buy the following:
Not lazy. When you go to bed you are tired. Psychologically, when you go to bed, your brain goes, "sleep". It is torture to have to be up a little more to do a seemingly innocuous task.
Sleeping is just the laziest thing a person can do. But uh oh! You need to eat. But I have to make the bed up now! Not anymore! Now you can get a bed which makes itself. You lazy git!
Remember Back To The Future? Yup, Nike have invented a pair of self lacing shoes.
Eating ice cream is hard work! I want it easier! Now there's the motorised ice cream cone. A device which you put up to your mouth and go uuuhhh with your tongue out which is if you're too lazy to eat ice cream. Beautiful.
That seems really interesting.
The famous invention of laziness. Walking is boring! It's hard work! Well now you can ride a segway. Looking like an idiot without moving a body part. It's worth it lazy boy, isn't it?
At least we have something to laugh at.
It twisted my tongue up and now I can't eat pasta any more and worse I have to go around with a fork in my tongue. Good thing I didn't use energizers, other ways it would still be twirling.
Hate twisting your fork to get noodles and spaghetti onto your fork? There's an alternative out there you know! No more of that twisting for you, let the fork do it for you!
What do you get if you cross a Pritt Stick and a piece of butter? The butter stick of course! And a few more lazy people who don't want to spread butter on their bread.
A device which is supposed to stir food and ingredients for you. Why do these inventions exist?
Clothes for your newborn so you can leave them in the kitchen cleaning the floor with their clothes... Yeah.
This is particularly useful if you don't have lungs... Nevermind, you'd be dead without lungs. This invention is for the laziest of lazies.
So all the seats were taken up? Oh damn! Don't worry, you don't have to hold up your head. Just let some stand do it for you!
Want a pet but are too lazy to care for it? Get a USB pet rock. Needs no power, food, or water.
Hate picking up your dog's feces when on a walk? Here's the answer! A small plastic bag that you strap on to your dog's butt.
This would work for pet birds when they fly around the house.