Top Ten Laziest Inventions

I can't believe half of these even exist. If you don't want to do anything for the rest of your life, get out your credit card and buy the following:
The Top Ten
1 Self-Making Bed

Not lazy. When you go to bed you are tired. Psychologically, when you go to bed, your brain goes, "sleep". It is torture to have to be up a little more to do a seemingly innocuous task.

Sleeping is just the laziest thing a person can do. But uh oh! You need to eat. But I have to make the bed up now! Not anymore! Now you can get a bed which makes itself. You lazy git!

2 Self-Lacing Shoes

Remember Back To The Future? Yup, Nike have invented a pair of self lacing shoes.

3 Motorised Ice Cream Cone

Eating ice cream is hard work! I want it easier! Now there's the motorised ice cream cone. A device which you put up to your mouth and go uuuhhh with your tongue out which is if you're too lazy to eat ice cream. Beautiful.

I prefer to bite and chew my ice cream. Also, how lazy can anybody be to use this?

That seems really interesting.

4 Segway

The famous invention of laziness. Walking is boring! It's hard work! Well now you can ride a segway. Looking like an idiot without moving a body part. It's worth it lazy boy, isn't it?

At least we have something to laugh at.

The security guards at my school actually use segways and I think it's hilarious.

5 Twirling Spaghetti Fork

It twisted my tongue up and now I can't eat pasta any more and worse I have to go around with a fork in my tongue. Good thing I didn't use energizers, other ways it would still be twirling.

Hate twisting your fork to get noodles and spaghetti onto your fork? There's an alternative out there you know! No more of that twisting for you, let the fork do it for you!

6 Butter Stick

What do you get if you cross a Pritt Stick and a piece of butter? The butter stick of course! And a few more lazy people who don't want to spread butter on their bread.

It could be useful when you want to eat something during class.

7 Baby Mop

Clothes for your newborn so you can leave them in the kitchen cleaning the floor with their clothes... Yeah.

8 Robostir

A device which is supposed to stir food and ingredients for you. Why do these inventions exist?

9 Noodle Fan

This is particularly useful if you don't have lungs... Nevermind, you'd be dead without lungs. This invention is for the laziest of lazies.

10 Subway Chinrest

So all the seats were taken up? Oh damn! Don't worry, you don't have to hold up your head. Just let some stand do it for you!

The Contenders
11 USB pet rock

Want a pet but are too lazy to care for it? Get a USB pet rock. Needs no power, food, or water.

12 PooTrap

Hate picking up your dog's feces when on a walk? Here's the answer! A small plastic bag that you strap on to your dog's butt.

This would work for pet birds when they fly around the house.

13 Self Stirring Mug

It is literally a mug with a spoon that stirs it by itself! I believe this is just one of the most laziest inventions yet

14 Audio Book
15 Toothbrush
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