Top 10 Ads 2000s Kids Will Remember

Here are some iconic commercials that primarily ran through the early 2000s. Feel free to add any other commercials I forgot to mention.

The Top Ten

  1. J.G. Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW

    I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW! The opera choir singing on this one was special. I felt like if 5-year-old me knew what an annuity was or what this actually meant, I would want to call 877-CASH-NOW!

  2. Empire Today 800-588-2300

    800-588-2300, EMPIRE Today! What happened to this one? It was iconic. Now I can't remember the last time I saw it. BRING BACK EMPIRE!!

  3. Hefty Zoo Pals

    Oink, oink, Zoo Pals! Buzz, buzz, Zoo Pals! Quack, quack, Zoo Pals! Zoo Pals make eating fun! Ain't nothing that can compare with Zoo Pals today. This one was just different. You had to be there to experience it. This was like a religious experience for 2000s kids.

  4. Pillow Pets

    It's a pillow, it's a pet, it's a Pillow Pet! You're not a 2000s kid if you never owned one of these at one point in time.

  5. Subway $5 Footlong

    Oh Subway, I miss when $5 Footlongs were still a thing. Thanks a lot, stupid inflation. Can we go back already?

  6. FreeCreditReport.com Band

    F-R-E-E, that spells FreeCreditReport.com, baby! Low-key a catchy banger, but y'all don't know ball like that. None of these modern ads can hold a candle to this level.

  7. Reese's Puffs Rap

    "Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs. Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up!" You really had to be there to understand how goated this one really was.

  8. Hershey's Kisses Christmas Bells

    I like the jingle bells playing a nice little Christmas song. I know y'all know what I'm talking about with this one. This is one of the rare ones still playing today, I believe.

  9. Gerber Life Grow-Up Plan

    Ah yes, the lecture about the Grow-Up Plan: "Attention parents and grandparents of young children! Have you received this special notice from Gerber Life? If not, you are urged to call this toll-free number now." This ad kinda unironically became nostalgic for Gen Z and Millennials. I guess kids nowadays don't know about that Grow-Up Plan 'cause they ain't cool like that.

  10. The General Auto Insurance

    Bro, what happened to The General? For a great low rate you can get online, go to The General and save some time! We need to bring him back, man, it's been too long. These modern insurance ads ain't the same.

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