Top Ten Signs You're a Nerd

I laughed at this but not the list. Does that make me a nerd? Nerd just means you are smarter than average (kind of), so if someone says you are a nerd, take it as a compliment.

Basically, the guy or gal who created this list is a nerd or a nerd's friend...right?

I laughed my head off when I read this list, and I'm a nerd!

I'm the nerdiest in my group of friends, and yet I'm also the sportiest considering I can keep up with all the jocks in my class who are total dummies. I like PE, but my friends don't even try to participate.

True! At PE, all I see are ladybugs being kicked, puppies distracting my team, and kids being spoiled with protection. And the brainless kids in my class still love it...

I hate P.E., and I love reading. I have been a nerd as long as I have known 10 digits of pi. (Since I was born)

Well, I know more people in real life, but my number of friends is pretty much the same: barely any people want to associate with me.

Yep, this is me. I have more friends online than in real life. I just do not follow trends like many other people do.

I don't have many friends, and I don't really want any more. I pay attention to a lot of people online, so yeah.

I always remember how long my favorite songs are. Did you hear the news that Bad At Love is 3:01? How about Heaven In Hiding being 3:28? There's also a song called Strange Love that's 4:07, and let's not forget about that 4:28 song called Car Radio!

I memorized the run time for one song a couple of years ago. Even though it's not one of my favorites anymore, I can still remember it without looking it up. That song is "This Broken Soul" by Rebecca Kneubuhl, and it's 4 minutes and 43 seconds.

"Bohemian Rhapsody" and "Stairway to Heaven," the two most famous songs of all time, are 5:55 and 8:02 long, respectively.

Charging? That's what I call sleeping.

And downloading? Maybe pooping.

And charging? Hello, that's my sleep.

My best nerd friend Liam owns over 9,000 video games in his house, and he likes to play every single one. He never leaves the house. All he does is play video games. That's why Liam is such a nerd.

I don't have 1,000, but I do have a lot. Hey, some girls in my school DIG nerds! I'll have you know one called me cute!

Any guys that play video games are instantly more attractive than guys that don't.

Oh gosh. I play Minecraft way too much.

Duh! It's important that people don't keep their passwords lying around on a piece of paper!

I should do this! My friends in real life have easy passwords like basketball123.

Most of my friends' passwords are like kitty36 and password. It's so obvious!

This is me, but I'd also say I'm not fond of people. I would rather just be alone.

I'm pretty sure at this point you would be more of an introvert than a nerd.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love my electronics,
And they love me too.

The ASAPscience one is superior in every way, in my opinion. Except Sheldon didn't sing the ASAPscience song while drunk. So there's that.

Sometimes I do this because I want to learn interesting new words that might be funny and comical. I thought no one did this, but apparently, it is a thing. I sometimes do want to read the dictionary.

I love words. What's wrong with this? I should try that sometime. I'll improve my vocabulary skills even more!

I did it in school a few times as a kid. I don't anymore. I guess I'm a former nerd.

I listen when the teacher is speaking, but I do get into political debates during math class.

Long before he (or she) commands or orders silence.

Just one? I have ongoing conversations with one of my classmates about Pokémon for as long as we can. We're in different friend groups, sadly, and none of my friends know much about Pokémon. Heck, my bestie hates it.

But I'm not a nerd. I'm a connoisseur! Actually, I'm both.

I guess I'm a nerd then. No shock here.

Totally, man! My thoughts exactly. I would totally want to levitate out of bed Phoebe Halliwell style by using the Force, but it didn't work out.

I imagine I have Spiderman's web shooter, so I keep trying to shoot the web to help me get up from my bed. #NerdsRule

I tried to get my English teacher's First Lines mug using the Force. I'm still trying!

I have a Funko Pop collection, a movie collection, and a movie poster collection.

I'm a connoisseur, and I have tons of Pokémon cards and MLP stuff.

Yeah. I'm top of my class, and it just kind of makes me feel better about myself when I see that a quarter of the grade is failing, and my lowest grade is a 96.8. I have a problem.

I'm probably the smartest girl in my class, but that isn't good enough for me.

I'm not competitive. I just have to know where they're at, or I go crazy.

I'd prefer the term, "highly disagree".

Miss, I like your hair. Did you put some hydrogen and carbon in it?

I love reading. My favorite book series is Percy Jackson, which got me obsessed with mythology. I did love mythology before I read the books, but I got more obsessed afterward. That led to interests in astronomy, word origins, and a lot of other things.

I usually read them for information. Mostly political stuff.

Not every day, but I do often read books for fun!

Am I the only person who had a poster with the first 50 digits of pi in my 4th-grade math class and unironically memorized all of them?

Most calculators don't even know that!

I used to know about 1,000 digits, but I forgot.

There's also an International Chocolate Day. Celebrate with your video game characters or read a book about chocolate.

As a nerd, I don't necessarily care about fantasy or space, but I do love dinosaurs and Jurassic Park, so I celebrate Jurassic June.

I hide indoors when May the 4th comes up. Star Wars fans can be scary to confront.

It's the meaning of life! On Vine, when that kid says that 10+9=21, we all thought that he was stupid. But he wasn't. There was a higher meaning. 21 is half of 42...

I am a total nerd because I relate to ALL of these. I went to a comic fest dressed up as Hermione. I got SO much Harry Potter stuff.