Best Jokes of All Time

So people, you can literally use this joke in a comedy act like this:

Well, when I was little, my dad said that good women are found on every corner of the earth! My first question to that was, how many corners does the earth have? Then I realized the earth has no corners.

This is by far the best joke.

That is the funniest one. It should be first.

Never! But uh, now just how many cookies are we talking about here?!

I think this is a very funny joke.

This joke is probably the best.

Hell even finds this positive. Inside a homeless shelter, hobos are laughing. Sharks in the tanks are also laughing.

Jesters tell this to their kings. Other people spread the joke. Kangaroos hop as they hear the joke. Everyone laughs at this masterpiece.

Inside, my heart is laughing. Super Nintendos drop to the ground when the joke is heard.

Black people don't find it offensive, and blondes don't either. Dads tell their sons, and you should too...

Oh, I get it! 20 eight-year-olds, right?

Mom, I'm on Coke.
"Is it good?"
"No! My name is on the Coke bottle!"

This is what would happen. Then I would finally find the "Jill" on the name bottles.

Better version of "come to the dark side we have cookies." Much better.

Come to the dork side is better because it sounds like dark side.

Lol. I'm not a nerd in any sense, but this is pretty funny. I'll tell my nerd neighbor to use it. She will probably smother me with knowledge of pi while doing her distinctly nerdy laugh.

I like it, but I hate it.

Yes, I do get it. But where I live, I get like five blackouts every week, and that's why I hate it. But I like it because I get it, and that is because I never get jokes.

Whoa, I never knew what this meant. Now I know. When my friend first asked me, I said, "Yeah," and he looked at me, scared.

Then I thought, that's not good. So I just said, "No, I was just kidding. By the way, what does that mean? I thought you meant the game system."

Laugh out loud. Nice, haha. Will definitely use this on one of my friends!

What the... That doesn't even make sense.

It said EXCEPT for the eagle. They were basically making fun of their own joke.

Makes no sense at all, but I just love it for that. The best on here in my opinion. There's something about it that just makes you laugh. I don't even know what it is, but lol.