Top 10 Stupidest Places to Rob

Before I say anything, please do NOT rob any store. It's illegal and could get you thrown in jail.

Anyway, these are places that wouldn't be a good idea to rob.

The Top Ten

  1. A Military Base

    Unless you are living in the Grand Theft Auto universe, it's very unlikely you could succeed in stealing anything from there.

    One second, and you're dead, shot by a gun. Literally the worst place to rob if you want to be a future thief.

    Unless you have your own army, this is impossible.

  2. A Police Station

    TRUE STORY: A man in China stole a woman's purse. He tried to run away as she chased him, and he ran into a police station.

    That will go very well, trust me. It's not like the entire police force is working there.

    Ha, you're gonna get in trouble. Big trouble. Ha, I am telling the police.

  3. A Gun Store

    This is a true story that happened in 1990 in Washington, and the guy won a Darwin Award for his terminally stupid choices:

    1. His target was a gun shop.

    2. The shop was full of customers, firearms customers.

    3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.

    4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

    Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a holdup and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool. No one else was hurt.

  4. The White House

    The White House is the official residence and workplace of the President of the United States. It is located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW in Washington, D.C. The building has housed every U.S. President since John Adams moved in during 1800.

    You'll get taken out before you're even able to pull your gun out.

    The question is, how would you get inside it in the first place?

    You would be smitten by Donald Trump's face.

  5. A Public Restroom

    Well, I guess you can get a few bucks from the toilet lady. Actually, if using it costs 50 cents, there will be a bit of cash in the evening. And they won't be prepared for it. Just don't expect to be rich afterward.

  6. A Prison

    Say hello to your new home if you rob this place.

    That'd be so stupid.

  7. A Homeless Shelter

    It would be easy, but you would only get like 5 dollars.

    That's just messed up.

  8. A Courthouse

  9. An Abandoned Building

    Nothing to steal, so why?

  10. A School

    What can you possibly steal from a school?

    Haha, no, that would not work.

    11. The Newcomers
  11. ?

    An Animal Shelter

  12. ?

    A Blood Bank

    I can gift blood banks one billion dollars for additional infrastructure

    13. The Contenders

  13. The Pentagon

  14. A Charity Shop

    Stealing from charity shops is essentially taking money away from the charities, as they won't be able to make as much profit from sales. It's hard to get much lower than this.

    That's pretty messed up.

  15. A Retail Store

  16. A Church

    Unless you want several copies of the Bible, this would be a waste of time.

  17. A Library

    I remember reading a book series called "Funny Boy" by Dan Gutman when I was little. In the first book, I think, a guy actually tried to rob a library. A LIBRARY!

  18. A Ruin

    A. There's hardly anything to rob, and B. There's hardly anywhere to hide.

  19. A Comic Store

    What's the point?

  20. A Hotel

    One, how can you rob a hotel?

    Two, there are like 50 to 70 people.

    Three, cameras.

    Four, security is EVERYWHERE.

  21. The FBI Headquarters

    Any last words? Sigh.

  22. Auschwitz

  23. An Airport

    Like, really, the police are right there.

  24. A Jewelry Store

    Yeah, I think there's something called an alarm.

  25. A Porn Shop

    Do I have to say why?

  26. Your Own House

    You will gain nothing.

  27. C.I.A. Headquarters

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