Top 10 Stupidest Places to Rob

Before I say anything, please do NOT rob any store. It's illegal and might get you thrown in jail. But, anyway these are the places that robbing wouldn't be a good idea.
The Top Ten
1 A Military Base

Unless you are living in the Grand Theft Auto universe, it's very unlikely you could succeed in stealing anything from there.

But it won't matter if it's a French base, they will fly their white flag just before you enter.

2 A Police Station

TRUE STORY: A man in China stole a woman's purse. He tried to run away as she chased him, and he ran into a police station.

That will go very well, trust me. It's not like the entire police force is working there.

3 A Gun Store

This is a true story that happened in 1990 in Washington, and the guy won a Darwin Award for his terminally stupid choices:

1. His target was a gun shop.
2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.
3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.
4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a holdup and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool. No one else was hurt.

4 The White House The White House is the official residence and workplace of the President of the United States. Located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW in Washington, D.C., the building has been the home of every U.S. President since John Adams in 1800.

The question is, How would you enter inside it in the first place?

You'll get sniped before you'll be able to even pull your gun out.

5 A Public Restroom

Well, I guess you can get a few bucks from the toilet lady. Actually, if using it costs 50 cents, there will be a bit of cash in the evening. And they won't be prepared for it. Just... don't expect to be rich afterwards.

6 A Prison
7 A Homeless Shelter
8 A Courthouse
9 An Abandoned Building
10 A School

What can you possibly steal from a school?

The Contenders
11 The Pentagon
12 A Charity Shop

Stealing from charity shops is essentially taking money away from the charities, as they won't be able to make as much profit from sales. It's hard to get much lower than this.

13 A Retail Store
14 A Blood Bank
15 A Church

Unless you want several copies of the Bible, this would be a waste of time.

16 A Library

I remember reading a book series called "Funny Boy" by Dan Gutman while I was little. In the first book (I think) a guy actually tried to rob a library. A LIBRARY!

17 A Ruin
18 A Comic Store
19 A Hotel
20 The FBI Headquarters
21 Auschwitz
22 An Animal Shelter
23 An Airport

Like really, the police are right there...

24 A Jewelry Store
25 A Porn Shop
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