Top 10 Stupidest Places to RobBefore I say anything, please do NOT rob any store. It's illegal and might get you thrown in jail. But, anyway these are the places that robbing wouldn't be a good idea.
Unless you are living in the Grand Theft Auto universe, it's very unlikely you could succeed in stealing anything from there.
But it won't matter if it's a French base, they will fly their white flag just before you enter.
TRUE STORY: A man in China stole a woman's purse. He tried to run away as she chased him, and he ran into a police station
That will go very well, trust me. It's not like the entire Police Force is working there.
This is a true story that happened in 1990 in Washington and the guy won a Darwin Award for his terminally stupid choices:
1. His target was a gun shop
2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers
3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door
4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.
Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a holdup, and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool. No one else was hurt.
The fact you're trying to rob this place implies you don't own a firearm, which makes it an even more stupid place to rob.
Not like you can just grab a gun and start shooting it right away anyway... trigger locks!
Ya could get killed
The question is 'How would you enter inside it in the first place'?
You'll get sniped before you'll be able to even pull your gun out
Well, I guess you can get a few bucks from the toilet lady... actually, if using it costs 50 cents, there will be a bit of cash in the evening. And they won't be prepared for it. Just... don't expect to be rich afterwards.
That's just screwed up
Nothing to steal so why
What can you possibly steal from a school?
Stealing from charity shops is essentially taking money away from the charities, as they won't be able to make as much profit from sales. It's hard to get much lower than this.
That's pretty screwed up
Unless you want several copies of the Bible, this would be a waste of time.
What's the point
Any last words? *sigh*
That's pretty screwed up.
I remember reading a book series called "Funny Boy" by Dan Gutman while I was little. In the first book (I think) a guy actually tried to rob a library. A LIBRARY!
Like really the police are right there...