Top Ten Most Useless Pranks
That's weird and very dumb. The kid's already blind.
The kid is already blind. Get real, people!
Reminds me of a blonde joke... How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.
Person: Muahaha! -throws fish into ocean-
Fish: Aaah, no! Halp, me is drowning!
Everyone watching: What sorcery is this?!
Since when was homicide against animals considered a prank?
Hm... isn't that a good idea? Absolutely NOBODY knows what goes on in the BB house...
Oh no! Then everyone would know what... oh, wait.
Yeah, this one would actually anger a few people, I think. I am a strong Pepsi guy.
I honestly don't care which one. Cola's overrated anyway...
Wow, what kind of stupid prank is this?
I do this. I nearly fell over a few times.
Oh, come on. What if my door was a deep, electric purple? Violet would make it girly. Thus, this is a good prank!
Particularly if you gradually add a thin layer of violet over time. But imagine if you did this to the door of 10 Downing Street!
You call this prank useless? Do you even know how tragic this could be?
Why can't you paint it lilac instead?
What about a Galaxy S6? I would be ever thankful.
I would rather have the iPhone 6, so thank you!
Well, well, well... isn't that nice of you?
They would already be dead, so they can't come out.
Isn't that what you are supposed to do?
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If you're trying to be nice, or nasty, either way, you can do better.
Bieber wins over Nicki Minaj. They're both mediocre though.
What's the point? He's already deaf.
Thanks! You just added more water to the pool!
I'd pick Justin Bieber in a heartbeat. Let's be real.
That's actually quite effective. As soon as someone turns on the radio, it will blast out very loudly.
That is just a waste of time because the lights are already off!
How is this a prank? I'd be pretty damn happy if someone replaced my St. Anger CD with Master of Puppets! No offense, Metallica, but I really hope this new CD is better than St. Anger.
'Kill 'Em All' would be even better!
Especially if you ding dong ditched an abandoned house.