Top 10 Most Useless Pranks
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Blindfold a blind kid
That's weird and very dumb. The kid's already blind.
The kid is already blind. Get real, people!
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Throw a fish in a sea in an attempt to drown it
Reminds me of a blonde joke... How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.
Person: Muahaha! -throws fish into ocean-
Fish: Aaah, no! Halp, me is drowning!
Everyone watching: What sorcery is this?!
Since when was homicide against animals considered a prank?
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Put cameras in the Big Brother house
Hm... isn't that a good idea? Absolutely NOBODY knows what goes on in the BB house...
Oh no! Then everyone would know what... oh, wait.
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Replace a bottle of Pepsi with Coke
Yeah, this one would actually anger a few people, I think. I am a strong Pepsi guy.
I honestly don't care which one. Cola's overrated anyway...
Wow, what kind of stupid prank is this?
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Tilt a rocking chair
I do this. I nearly fell over a few times.
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Paint a purple door violet
Oh, come on. What if my door was a deep, electric purple? Violet would make it girly. Thus, this is a good prank!
Particularly if you gradually add a thin layer of violet over time. But imagine if you did this to the door of 10 Downing Street!
You call this prank useless? Do you even know how tragic this could be?
Why can't you paint it lilac instead?
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Replace someone's order of a Nokia brick with an iPhone 6
What about a Galaxy S6? I would be ever thankful.
I would rather have the iPhone 6, so thank you!
Well, well, well... isn't that nice of you?
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Put mouse traps next to a coffin
They would already be dead, so they can't come out.
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Set a candle on fire
Isn't that what you are supposed to do?
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Replace a DVD of Fifty Shades of Grey with a porno
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Replace someone's 5 dollar note with a 10 dollar note
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Replace Barney CDs with Dora CDs
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Replace Twilight with Forrest Gump
If you're trying to be nice, or nasty, either way, you can do better.
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Replace Nicki Minaj CDs with Justin Bieber CDs
Bieber wins over Nicki Minaj. They're both mediocre though.
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Put no sound headphones on a deaf kid
What's the point? He's already deaf.
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Spill water in the swimming pool
Thanks! You just added more water to the pool!
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Replace Chris Brown CDs with Justin Bieber CDs
I'd pick Justin Bieber in a heartbeat. Let's be real.
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Crank the radio when it is off
That's actually quite effective. As soon as someone turns on the radio, it will blast out very loudly.
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Replace a St. Anger CD with Master of Puppets
How is this a prank? I'd be pretty damn happy if someone replaced my St. Anger CD with Master of Puppets! No offense, Metallica, but I really hope this new CD is better than St. Anger.
'Kill 'Em All' would be even better!
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Crush a spring
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Ding dong ditch
Especially if you ding dong ditched an abandoned house.
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Lock the door when your parents have spare keys
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Prank a deaf kid with loud sound effects or music
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Replace a bottle of ice tea with lemonade
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Crank a video with no sound
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Replace Family Matters with Full House
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Take out the middle piece of bread in a Big Mac