Top 10 Worst Times to Be Nude

The Top Ten

  1. During a blizzard

    The others would be embarrassing, but at least you might not freeze to death. Geez, haha.

    We'll have to make sure the man's most important organ doesn't get frozen.

    I think this could suck more than being naked in a store.

  2. During a court appearance

    It is a big embarrassment when I am nude at the court.

    "Your honor, I have no idea what you're referring to as 'indecent exposure'."

    And, you're guilty of public nudity.

  3. During school hours

    All the students and teachers will be talking about this for the rest of the school year!

    There are more children out there, so it will give me an embarrassment.

    That would be super embarrassing if that happened. You would probably get in trouble as well, and students would probably make fun of you or bring it up.

  4. While giving a speech

    This would sound extremely awkward. It's even worse because you have absolutely nothing on while standing in front of thousands of people. Nobody wants to see your junk, dude. Please put it away and put some pants on.

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    Just think they're in their underwear. That would solve anything, right?

    I have a dream that one day I will find some clothes.

  5. While shopping at the grocery store

    Talk about everyone staring at you! And the police going after you!

    Here we go with the customers staring at you and cops chasing you.

  6. During a church service

    If you're in a church, you have to respect yourself, the people surrounding you, and God, of course! You can't just be nude when going there!

  7. During a job interview

    I'd be worried if I were overdressed.

  8. While sleeping

  9. While visiting your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend's house

    Bro, this happened to me. I was there because his grandma died, and there I was. He stripped me!

  10. While visiting the beach

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  11. ?

    During a family reunion

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    During a school dance

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  13. While at an amusement park

    Especially at Disneyland on a ride like It's a Small World, where there are several children riding.

  14. During a doctor's appointment

    Well, sometimes you need to go nude at the doctor's. I'm not trying to sound creepy, but it's true.

    Well, depending on what you're doing at the doctor's office...

  15. While on webcam

  16. While working at a meat processing factory

    Yikes! I can't help but think about what you would be doing there, and nude nevertheless!

  17. During a funeral

    Talk about being the most disrespectful and biggest jerk there.

    This would definitely be worse than some.

  18. While walking down the street

  19. While going for a run

    I could just imagine my mom. It would be embarrassing even when she has clothes on and is doing this. At least she doesn't drink beer.

  20. During eighth grade passing period when it's filled with third graders

  21. During windy weather

  22. While attending a fraternity event

  23. While shopping in a store

    You might need to buy some clothes while you're at it.

  24. During a double lung transplant at the hospital

  25. While standing on a train track

  26. While visiting a public park

  27. While your parents are in the room with you

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