Top 10 Dad Jokes in the Movie Airplane
These are the top 10 best Dad jokes in the movie Airplane IMO.The Top Ten
1 Don't call me Shirley.
Can you fly this plane and land it?
Surely, you can't be serious?
I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
2 It's a big building with patients, but that's not important now.
This man has got to go to the hospital.
A hospital? What's that?
It's a big building with patients. But that's not important now.
3 You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
4 And Leon's getting larger!
5 Oh, it's a big, pretty, white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window, and wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol.
Reporter: "What kind of plane is it?"
Johnny: "Oh, it's a big, pretty, white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window, and wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol."
6 Roger! Huh?
7 I take it black… like my men.
Little boy hands coffee to little girl.
Cream?
No, I take it black...like my men.
8 Why, I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl.
McCroskey, handing Johnny a piece of paper: "Johnny, what can you make out of this?"
Johnny: "This? Why I could make a hat or a broach or a pterodactyl
9 No, I've been nervous lots of times.
10 There's a sale at Penny's!
The Contenders
11 Rex wearing 2 pairs of sunglasses
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