Top 10 Dad Jokes in the Movie Airplane
These are the top 10 best Dad jokes in the movie Airplane IMO.The Top Ten
Don't call me Shirley.
Can you fly this plane and land it?
Surely, you can't be serious?
I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important now.
This man has got to go to the hospital.
A hospital? What's that?
It's a big building with patients. But that's not important now.
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
And Leon's getting larger!
Oh, it's a big, pretty, white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window, and wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol.
Reporter: "What kind of plane is it?"
Johnny: "Oh, it's a big, pretty, white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window, and wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol."
Roger! Huh?
I take it black… like my men.
Little boy hands coffee to little girl.
Cream?
No, I take it black...like my men.
Why, I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl.
McCroskey, handing Johnny a piece of paper: "Johnny, what can you make out of this?"
Johnny: "This? Why I could make a hat or a broach or a pterodactyl
No, I've been nervous lots of times.
There's a sale at Penny's!
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Rex wearing 2 pairs of sunglasses
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