Top Ten Quirky Quotations About France

The Top Ten
1 How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? (Charles de Gaulle)
2 Everything is easier in France. We pay more taxes, but the hospitals don't kill you. (Kristin Scott Thomas)
3 The French are always too wordy and need cutting by half before they start. (Miles Kington)
4 France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door. (Barbara Cartland)
5 No matter how politely or distinctly you ask a Parisian a question he will persist in answering you in French. (Fran Lebowitz)
6 France is a country where the money falls apart in your hands and you can't tear the toilet paper. (Billy Wilder)
7 (With faux French accent) 'Well, it seemed hopeless, but we kept fighting.' (Frankie Boyle)
8 The Riviera isn't only a sunny place for shady people. (W. Somerset Maugham)
9 Every wise and thoroughly worldly wench knows there's always something fishy about the French! (Noel Coward)
10 Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything! (Steve Martin)
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