Top Ten Nicer Name Options for Metal Bands

Seriously... Cannibal Corpse? Suicide Silence? ROTTING CHRIST?!?! Let's name these bands something a little less ...fierce? Would you still listen to metal with nicer band names? Bet you wouldn't :P

The Top Ten

1 Meditating Virgins

Their hit single "Om" topped the charts for ten weeks. - Turkeyasylum

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2 Mermaids In Love

Mermaids in Love is a Symphonic Metal band hailing from the Bermuda Triangle. Their hits include: Nemo, I Wish I Had an Angel Fish, Bye Bye Bermuda, Dark Sea of Wonders, I Want My Pearls Back, and many more! - Merilille

3 Cupcake Dream

It's golden imagining hard-core screamo playing from a band called Cupcake Dream! - keycha1n

This sounds more scene than anything. - Elina

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4 Adorable Rabbits
5 The Cuties

All these would be better for a pop group - bobbythebrony

6 Pansies

Well, deep down, aren't they all just pansies? And isn't Hetfield the master of pansies? - PositronWildhawk

I prefere The Poppies as a name - jmepa1234

7 Sane Babysitters V 1 Comment
8 Raining Flowers

This sounds like a groovy psychedelic band from the late '60s. - PetSounds

Is this a Slayer reference? - CastlevaniaFanboy128

What a lovely list from the loveliest user of the top tens - keyson

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9 Clean Fur Kittens
10 No Skulls V 1 Comment

The Contenders

11 Corbyn Policies

Picturing that guy in a socialist metal band is an amusing thought. - PositronWildhawk

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12 Dog Walkers

This would be a weird name - jmepa1234

13 Saintly Creatures

I could kinda see this. - RiverClanRocks

This one sounds pretty cool, actually. - Luxam

14 Soft Sleepers
15 Lovely Monday's V 1 Comment
16 Zero Violence

This sounds in my opinion like a Grunge Band! - CastlevaniaFanboy128

17 Sugar Baby Love
18 Melancholy Tulips
19 Lovely Flight Attendants
20 Addicted To Ice Cream Band

I think Ice Cream Addiction would have been a better way to say it. - Luxam

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List Stats

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Top Remixes

1. The Cuties
2. Raining Flowers
3. Dog Walkers
1. Mermaids In Love
2. Meditating Virgins
3. Sane Babysitters
1. Pansies
2. Corbyn Policies
3. Adorable Rabbits



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