Top Ten Ways for the English to Annoy the Welsh

I hold nothing against our loopy neighbours. I'm part Welsh myself, and proud. But we love to make jokes about each other. Observe.

The Top Ten

  1. Walk Down the Streets of Wales In a Chinese Dragon Suit

    If you feel that you have to, go ahead. But you have been warned.

  2. Constantly Refer to Them As "Boyo"

    I love the Welsh! But they seem to lose their sense of humour whenever people say this to them. Can't think why...

    One time, my family stayed at a hotel in St. David's, and as we left, my brother casually said, "thank you, boyo", as we left. We then had to run.

  3. Give Them a Sheep As a Present

  4. Ask Them "T'a Way T'a Carriff"

  5. Write Them a Letter In English With the Individual Letters Printed Backwards

    An Englishman would do this with the pleasure of knowing that there is no compatible comeback.

  6. Offer to Use Leeks As Currency

  7. Refer to Them As Sheep-shaggers

  8. Leave a Model 15th Century Castle On the Porch

  9. Eat Nothing But Lamb Stew

  10. Build a Town In Wales With a Really Long Name

    11. The Newcomers
  11. ?

    Make fun of every place without an "I" "E" or "A"

  12. ?

    Call Welsh gibberish

    13. The Contenders

  13. Bring a Swedish Chef Puppet With You and Use It for Primary Conversation

    On second thoughts, don't. Ever. Try. That.

  14. Mock Their Language

  15. Mock the Name of the Town Called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

  16. Insult Tom Jones

  17. Insult Rob Brydon

  18. Tell them that Wales is smaller than England

  19. Make Jokes About Rain in the North

  20. Put Another Letter Like "I" "E" or "A" in One of the Welsh Words

  21. Sing Baa Baa Black Sheep

  22. Say that cats invented their language.

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