Top 10 Dumbest Quotes by George W. Bush

The Top Ten
1 Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

This quote starts off so powerfully, but then it just fails. Terrorists all over the world were probably cheering on this quote and using it as their rallying cry.

Americans often proudly proclaim that anyone can become the president of the USA. Bush is proof that this isn't necessarily a good thing.

Amazingly, this quote is true. Bush and the Republicans ran out of stupid ideas to screw the country up.

2 There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again.

There are so many things wrong with this quote. He never even lived in Tennessee. Since he was the governor of Texas, he mistakenly thought a saying from his own state was from a state he'd never lived in. Then he practically repeats his point twice.

You dumbass. You probably couldn't find Tennessee on a map, let alone know any local sayings there! Worst president since Carter!

Such a great example of the fact that Bush was not only unable to handle a country, but he also couldn't handle a sentence.

3 They misunderestimated me.

When I first heard about Bush saying something this dim-witted, the first thing that popped into my head was, "How did we elect a president who appears to have failed first-grade English class?"

I agree. The mis and under cancel each other out, so he said they either appropriately estimated him or overestimated him.

"Misunderestimate" is a double negative. It's like saying, "They did not underestimate me." I wonder if he has realized that mistake yet.

4 I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

I can't think of a situation where we couldn't coexist peacefully with fish.

We can, actually. We should all be nice to fish.
I'm not being sarcastic. We can.

Does this mean you're gonna "sleep with the fishes?" Haha, blub blub.

5 Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?

Is you an ignorant moron unfit to be the king of Sealand let alone the President of the United States Bush? Of course you is!

Terribly, due to Common Core, but still an improvement from when you were a kid, George Bush.

Haha! Is you trying to set a good example, Bush? Because you is using bad grammar, Bush!

6 It was not a war against Islam or the country of Islamia

Oh God, I live in Ireland, and even I'm grateful that he's out of power.

7 More and more of our imports are coming from overseas.
8 Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.
9 I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

To put food on your family. I can't imagine how awkward things are at the dinner table for you guys.

I think it is better to put food in your family. Putting it on your family could be pretty messy.

Especially with you in charge.

10 Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

I think you mean: "Families are where our nation finds hope, where our dreams take flight."

Grammar.

All of his speeches must be written by three-year-olds.

The Contenders
11 You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that.

They don't even work three jobs in Greece, let alone America! How stupid is this guy!

So every American works three jobs. Yeah, we are screwed if this is true.

12 I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the President.

So he hates the USA and is delusional. Why was he president again?

Did you try to jump into the Bible? If so, please see a doctor immediately.

13 Nucular

This one was great! Years later, and I still laugh remembering how he pronounced this.

14 I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.

Really? How interesting. If there is more than one Internet, then does that mean there is more than one TopTens.com? No, it means that this screwball excuse for a president has less than one brain.

15 There is not a doubt in my mind- that we will fail.
16 It's gonna take time to restore chaos

The day George W. Bush revealed his plans for America. Good thing we have Obama now.

17 Anybody here got uhh.. 4 kids?... 3 kids, You got 4? 4.. 3 okay.....shhh..alright alright....I don't know why I asked that...... Oh I know why I asked that!
18 We need to be right... one time. I mean, a hundred percent of the time.
19 It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air.
20 I like to fish
21 You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
22 If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.

He is so stupid that he showed his intentions right away.

23 I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging.
24 When we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.
25 I think the Japanese people are going to like the taste of U.S. beef. As a matter of fact, I had a good slice of beef last night, and you told me you did, as well, and you look like you're feeling pretty good.

He's talking about the Japanese, and he goes on about his dinner. Wow, that's stupid.

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